Could have been worse; it could have been Ann Coulter.

[amanuensis1]

Last night I dreamt I was in an intense sexual relationship with comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. I was trying to tell her that her I didn't care for her humor all that much--too many dumb puns--and that I wanted us to be taking more precautions about STIs, but I...couldn't talk much at the time and that's all I'll say about that.

I don't even know what she looks like.

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[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I'd share my story of the time I dreamed I was having a heavy make-out session with Dr. Forrester (while sitting on his lap, no less), but it doesn't sound like it quite compares.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it could, though! But maybe that's all the detail we need. :D

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I just hope TV's Frank never found out!

[gmth.livejournal.com]

...and now I have this image of you and Ann Coulter in my head.

I hate you.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, I KNOW. Isn't it sad that the first name that popped into my head when I thought, "You need a really vile woman for comparison for the title," was hers? I mean, how can such poison be bound in female form?

[bunney.livejournal.com]

Ann Coulter makes me ill. I'd rather do Lisa L.

Who, by the way, is a tall, voluptuous blonde. Better looking than Coulter for sure.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Like I said, me too!

I suppose one might have sexual fantasies about the A.C., much in the same way some people have, y'know, Nazi fetishes. I say this without poking fun; I'm quite in earnest that I understand how those fantasies could work.

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Not Ann Coulter. OMG, anyone but Ann Coulter. Unless she morphed into some zombiemonster and you banished her from the planet.

I know the name Lisa Lampanelli but I don't know what she looks like either. Was she hot in your dream? Worth it, then.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

LL wasn't that hot in my dream--a bit weathered--but, dude, would take her any time over the A.C.

Her humor is VERY blue, and while I admire that, sometimes it degenerates into bad puns that make me wince, "Now why did you have to go and do that?"

[pauraque]

I dream about celebrities ALL the time, usually random ones I don't even know that much about. I almost never dream about people I know.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Isn't that wild? Once I had a dream about a classmate way back in KINDERGARTEN. It wasn't even someone I knew well or had kept touch with or crushed on. He just showed up in one dream, twenty years later.

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

I don't know either of them but I was curious and googled images. And thought that Coulter woman didn't look bad. Then read the wikipedia entry. Ugh. Yes, I get your subject line now. That would have been more like a nightmare. *shudders*

Dreams can be really weird. I've had a few dreams of this kind about people I've never had the slightest sexual interest in and then I was all, "WTF?!"

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I went to take a look at the wikipedia page on Ann Coulter to see how impartial it could be, as Wikipedia tries to be impartial, but, yeah, there her substance is in all its scary glory. Good for Wikipedia.

I've heard some people suggest she would not get the attention she does were she not a physically attractive woman, and who knows? She's a nasty piece of work, one way or t' other.

[the-flic.livejournal.com]

*falls on the floor laughing*

Nope, no good, still laughing...

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, I like being good for a laugh!

[the-flic.livejournal.com]

LOL.. it was the 'I couldn't talk much at the time' that got me giggling!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You don't like Lisa Lampanelli? OMG, I think she's fucking hilarious. At the mo, she has long blonde hair and is kinda chubby.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

She makes TERRIBLE PUNS. She'll be doing something hilariously blue and then DUMB PUN, arrrrgh.

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

I kinda like her terrible puns. *hides under Lisa L's big skirt*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Apparently a lot of people like/can overlook 'em!