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You know the weather's ugly when you make a conscious decision not to listen to Japanese yaoi porn audiodrama CDs in the car on the way to work because you don't want that to be what's playing when the emergency personnel come to drag your unconscious body from the wreck. Because you KNOW that would be the one part of the car still running.
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The mail has just delivered my Figma-produced Lelouch figure, five slender inches high, fits neatly in one's hand, mobile joints like whoa, long spindly splayed fingers...



...Folks, they should just label this, "Fangirls' Personal Pleasuring Device" and stop being coy about it.

*sets on shelf*

*does not molest*

*imagines it, though*
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*shrugs*

I can't think why my endorsement will make a difference, as [livejournal.com profile] pornish_pixies already has quite the reader list and reputation, but the lack of readers suggested by the scarcity of comments on the story No Need for the Niceties (Snape/Filch, Harry, NC-17) by [livejournal.com profile] vissy is karmic injustice, man. Raw and dirty, complex, perfectly voiced--I'm imploring people to give it a look. (There's Snape! And fellatio! No, I'm not above base tactics.)
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Hello, and welcome to the HP fandom, where one can request:

Incest
Sex in classrooms
Sex with dead people
Traveling through time to get sex
Parseltongue sex
Blowjobs
Boytouching
Lesbian schoolgirls

But still add "NO KINK" at the end of the list. ^_^

I love my big gay fandom.
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OMG you guys have suuuuuuuch dirty minds and I love you ALL.

*ponders requests, licks lips*

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