Because male-male climax sounds the same in any language.

[amanuensis1]

You know the weather's ugly when you make a conscious decision not to listen to Japanese yaoi porn audiodrama CDs in the car on the way to work because you don't want that to be what's playing when the emergency personnel come to drag your unconscious body from the wreck. Because you KNOW that would be the one part of the car still running.

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[lauriegilbert.livejournal.com]

Heee!

Merry Christmas if I don't catch you before then! <3

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Same to you, sweetheart! (Argh, I'm never going to get Christmas cards mailed this year, it's obvious.)

[ruthannereid.livejournal.com]

There is wisdom in this.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

There's paranoia, more likely, but, hey. ^_^

[florahart]

So, wait, there are TWO rules for in case of terrible accident?

1. Wear clean underwear
2. Do not being listening to grunty boy porn

?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Our mothers NEVER told us the second one, and I hold them responsible for our failings.

[incapricious.livejournal.com]

Ok, the phrase "grunty boy porn" just made me laugh really hard. XD

[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Japanese yaoi porn audiodrama CDs

Umm...it's not snowing heeeere...recs?

I was watching the highway webcams in the nearby area to see if my Mom was gonna be housebound again, but it looks like people are driving around (whether or not they're listening to boyporn wasn't obvious, but I Have My Suspicions Now...)

[florahart]

I was watching news footage earlier of this, which, not a freeway webcam, but still. What cracked me up (bus hanging off edge over freeway=not that funny, but just...) was how despite the overall freaked-out OHSHIT behavior of Seattle/Portland/general west-coastal non-mountain folks when there is snow, the drivers on I-5 below were all just driving along pretty much under the wheels of the overhanging bus, la la la.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Start here: http://community.livejournal.com/boyslove_cd/

And if you're craving more after that, I know a forum! But you have to join and make ten posts before you can get into the archives: http://z3.invisionfree.com/BLCD/index.php?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, good, you approve of my listening choices!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

I don't know, I think I'd be more interested in a porn audiodrama of a Christmas Carol. :P

Glad you got home safely. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

There are so many possibilities in that one. It embarrasses me to admit it!

[nerfracket.livejournal.com]

I will always take pride in the fact that I've been such a good influence on you. ♥♥♥

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I couldn't have done it without ya, babe. *hearts and HEARTS*

[filkertom.livejournal.com]

I'll never worry about playing Sondheim's Assassins at a border crossing again.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

No, that one's likely to get you pulled over and have EVERYTHING in the car confiscated, not just the audio porn. :D

[gmth.livejournal.com]

LOL! I often think the same thing about the porn in my bedside table. Not enough to get rid of it, mind, but I do think about it.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm thinking of writing a letter to be placed in with the porn in case I drop dead. Something like, "Bet you thought women didn't like porn, did you? HA HA HA HA HA."

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

Oh noes... I never thought of that while listening to SV audio slash... that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it! They're hauling my fat carcass out of the car with the jaws of life all the while listening to Lex Luthor getting some juicy blow job from Superman. All read in some outrageous british accent...

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

That's a GREAT image and I thank you. I want all the humor I can get!

[hpstrangelove.livejournal.com]

I usually print out a favorite (smex) story to take with me to read on breaks at work...I always pray that I don't have an accident and someone has to go thru my bag to ID me or something.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

That's all of our nightmares, isn't it!

[venturous1.livejournal.com]

waaahahahaha!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It would happen just like that.

[strickens-girl.livejournal.com]

*snorfles* Hilarious.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It would happen! You know it!

[galynthia.livejournal.com]

lol! If it makes you feel better I switched out my Sera Myu cd on the way home because we were all driving so slow on the ice covered road I was afraid the car next to me might be able to hear the shrill Japanese goodness.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*laughs like loon*

[imkalena.livejournal.com]

Thank you for that exciting image. Used to be, all I had to worry about was the state of my underwear . . .

Glad you made it to work unscathed!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The state of one's underwear when one is listening to this stuff to begin with--well, I'll say no more. ^_^

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I just rewatched that Christmas Carol last week! It's my favorite version. (And also has one of my favorite Doctor Who companions as Young Scrooge *g*.)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*gasps, does not IMDB* Ooh, I recognize a lot of actors in that show every time I see it (this time it was that his fiancee is "she whose breasts defy gravity" in Top Secret!), but I never picked up on young Scrooge! Is he...he must be Turlough?

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/AngiePen/rollyman.gif)

I'm sure you're right. :D

Angie

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Such paranoia, I know!

[fabularasa.livejournal.com]

AH HA HA HA HAAAA!!

You gave me the laugh of the day.

"Is that. . . ?"
"Leave it, Bob."

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Now I'm slashing Guy #1/Bob.

Hi :D

[yaoifangirl16.livejournal.com]

What about Morikawa Toshiyuki? He voices Sephiroth in Advent Children....and I have to say his voice...drives me absolutely insane! (in a very good way!) Um...does anyone write any SephCloud? Fanart? Does anyone like Devilcest between Dante and Vergil from the Devil May Cry video games? Or, Shassie from Psych?

Re: Hi :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm just starting to be aware of the different seiyuu in the audiodramas...and I'm startled that I'm even using the word "seiyuu" automatically, now!