Could have been worse; it could have been Ann Coulter.

[amanuensis1]

Last night I dreamt I was in an intense sexual relationship with comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. I was trying to tell her that her I didn't care for her humor all that much--too many dumb puns--and that I wanted us to be taking more precautions about STIs, but I...couldn't talk much at the time and that's all I'll say about that.

I don't even know what she looks like.

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[gmth.livejournal.com]

...and now I have this image of you and Ann Coulter in my head.

I hate you.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, I KNOW. Isn't it sad that the first name that popped into my head when I thought, "You need a really vile woman for comparison for the title," was hers? I mean, how can such poison be bound in female form?