Could have been worse; it could have been Ann Coulter.

[amanuensis1]

Last night I dreamt I was in an intense sexual relationship with comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. I was trying to tell her that her I didn't care for her humor all that much--too many dumb puns--and that I wanted us to be taking more precautions about STIs, but I...couldn't talk much at the time and that's all I'll say about that.

I don't even know what she looks like.

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[geoviki.livejournal.com]

Not Ann Coulter. OMG, anyone but Ann Coulter. Unless she morphed into some zombiemonster and you banished her from the planet.

I know the name Lisa Lampanelli but I don't know what she looks like either. Was she hot in your dream? Worth it, then.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

LL wasn't that hot in my dream--a bit weathered--but, dude, would take her any time over the A.C.

Her humor is VERY blue, and while I admire that, sometimes it degenerates into bad puns that make me wince, "Now why did you have to go and do that?"