Snarry Severitus. Send it my way.

[amanuensis1]

This? Best title ever.

Gets It From His Father, by the_con_cept. Meant as parody, but still sexy as hell. Come on, guys, there's got to be more Snarry Severitus out there for me to feel ever-so-wrong about. At least one of you started some but it went the way of (nearly) all WIPs. Anybody? Bueller?

Comments

[dancing-moon.livejournal.com]

Someone had one fic up at ff.net before. Was s/he called the eskimo or penguin or something like that...

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

PissedOffEskimo, y'think?

[dancing-moon.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's the one

[jayde524.livejournal.com]

i loled at your pic :) <3

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

:D

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

You are asking people to write Snarry Severitus!?!? *gazes at your icon reproachfully*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Variety, baby! Of the shameless kind. ^_^

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

Duh, forgot to actually share links in my 'indignation' :)

One by sociofemme, but her site is down.

Another one by eskimosatan:
Twisted Little Happy
http://www.geocities.com/pissedoffeskimo/index1.htm

And one by ptyx, a part of Gothic Series:
http://ptyx.noigandres.com/gothic_series.html

I like ptyx's one, it's funny -- in the context.

But I liked this one by AbstractConcept the best.

You really should write one. Please?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ooh, awesome. I've heard of these but I don't think of seen them and already skimming through, they look yum.

I don't know if I can write one--I like reading them but it would be pushing my boundaries to write 'em. Of course, I rather like pushing my boundaries these days.

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

Should I open a campaign 'Come talk Amy into writing Snarry Severitus'? :)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Heh, I am torn between "Eh, probably not worth it; I'll write what inspires me," and "You want to get people to beg me and promise me things? OMG yes." ^_^

(Hee, perfect icon!)

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

I don't really like to be pushy (what? I don't! I'm perfectly innocent *looks shifty*) 'cos I don't like pressure on myself. But if you wrote it, many, many pervs people would be happy, me included :)

[gredandfeorge.livejournal.com]

*begs on hands and knees*
I'll draw fanart if you do.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, you tempting serpent, you! Damn you! ^_^

[atrata.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I'll promise you things! I love Snarry Severitus, but you've already got the links to all the stories I know of. The fandom needs more!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yes! For the good of the fandom, I must! (I'll keep telling myself and see what inspires.)

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Hey! Thanks for the mention! :-) My site isn't actually down, my domain just switched things around on me and I'm a loser who can't really code very well. But! I have the linky here. The right one. XD

Who's Your Daddy, by ME. *g*

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks! *updates bookmarks*

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

no, dahling, thank you! :-)

I'm not active in fandom so much any more, so my recs are getting scarce on the ground. It's nice to be remembered for all the awful things I've done to the English language! *g*

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

Looks interesting! That link also has all its coding naked, so I downloaded and cleaned it up to read. (Will feedback when read.) Um. What's wrong with ^l^l for a para with a space between? or had you tried that?

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry it doesn't look right--it seems fine when I pull it up on my browser. What are you using? I used a cheapy program to put my code into my site designer's template, I bet I messed something up somewhere.

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

The text comes up, and after each para is a line of code which looks as if it's meant to create a blank line. "!--[if !supportEmptyParas]--!--[endif]--" (I removed the angle brackets from start, middle and end to get it to (a) display and (b) not truncate any text after it.)

If you need to know exactly what it looks like, say, and I'll replace angles with something inert.

[sociofemme.livejournal.com]

Okay, that's weird. Thanks for the heads up!

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

Oh, and my browser is IE - the latest, I think.

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

For want of finding anywhere else to leave feedback (sorry, Amanuensis, for OTing your LJ!):

You mean you're leaving them hanging like that? Harry may be okay with it, but Severus – well, on the other hand, he's been getting very antsy the last few days... perhaps he's more adaptable than he thinks he is.

I enjoyed the story.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Please, take over the LJ, be my guest! It's fun! ^_^

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ha! I find I liked that ending, actually! The ambiguity puts it all into a class of its own.

[telepwen.livejournal.com]

I never liked the Severitus thing, so I lack any good recs...

I just dropped by to drool over Bolero, and to shake my fist at you for making me stop listening to the fantastic Toby Keith song that was on and skip to Ravel.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ooh, but it's Snarry Severitus, which makes all the diff. Sorry about the Keith song but you should especially see Allegro Non Troppo if you haven't and watch the Bolero sequence--it's fabulous.

[telepwen.livejournal.com]

I have not heard of this. What is it?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It's an Italian parody version of Fantasia; the connecting segments are comedy but the animation sequences range from funny to risque to sentimental to profound. And they're all wonderful.

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the rec, that fic was great! And oddly enough, I'd never read a Severitus fic before, even though Snarry is the ship I've read more than anything else. And now I think I'm in the mood for more Severitus. Agh, it must be contagious or something. Must be this incest thing. *g*

[gredandfeorge.livejournal.com]

OMG me too. Now I need to go in search of more. yum

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I don't really gravitate towards Severitus because I'm more pairing-oriented than plot-oriented in fanfiction, but the whole "they're lovers oh look AND they turn out to be father and son" has this...spice about it that draws me in.

[ptyx.livejournal.com]

I was going to pimp mine, but wonderful painless_j was faster than me! Anyway, it's here:
http://ptyx.noigandres.com/Gothic/gothic_3.html

If you don't like it, at least it's short! (I suk at summeries ;)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I read it! It's sexy and forbidden and OOH! I'm so glad I got to see it! Harry's so tasty and Snape is lovely in his misery; can't help but think so. ^_^

[ptyx.livejournal.com]

Oh, thanks, you're sweet! I can easily see Snape as Harry's father, and as I'm a Snarry OTPer, everytime I read a good Severitus (especially "Bloody Magic", by gatewaygirl) I longed to see them, er, doing it.

Ha, I love this icon, it's so perfect.

I would be delighted if you decided to write a Snarry Severitus! Pretty please?

[ptyx.livejournal.com]

Er. "Blood Magic".

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'll have to see if something inspires me in a way that hasn't been done before!

[eskimosatan.livejournal.com]

There are more out there! I joined the bloody fandom as a writer because I couldn't find any and the idea was driving me to sheer madness. ::happy sigh:: Now, I'm off to read them!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Send me the links when you find more!!

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope your pleas work. I've been begging random strangers for Severitus incest for way too many years now. :) For the record, I started one, and it was too much like PoE's Twisted Little Happy, so I dropped it. Nowadays, I have a better idea, but no TIME. ::weeps::

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

(I love that icon!) I think it's shameful that perfectly good begging of random strangers has not resulted in more Snarry Severitus. ^_^

[the_con_cept.livejournal.com]

Did I remember to thank you for this? *is still disoriented and googly from trip* If not, thank you!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh! I left a bit of feedback on the fic page and told you I rec'ed it and you thanked me there, so, yes! *hugs*