FICLET: But Which Part? 250+words

[amanuensis1]

I just posted a mini-answer to the mini-challenge at pervy_werewolf--"Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans used as a sex toy." Just a little 250-word ficlet with innuendo.

But Which Part?, 250+ words, the pairing is the punchline.

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking... left ankle? The inside one, not the outside.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, having him say, "Remus Lupin's bunghole" wouldn't have been subtle

What you said.

[balefully.livejournal.com]

*dies*

Short and sweet. And I was completely "bzuh?" about the title for a shameful ten minutes, and now I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. If I die of a ruptured diaphram, it is ALL YOUR FAULT.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

No ruptured body parts, aie! I cannot be held responsible! ^_^ *uses appropriate icon*

[red_squared]

*giggles*

That was incredible!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

So happy you liked it, thank you!

[pushdragon.livejournal.com]

'Tis a lovely little fic!

And by the way ... did you dream Harry/Lucius prisonfic??
*hopes desperately*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't! Sorry to disappoint you. But I'll stay open to the subconscious, whatever it brings!

[lyttlelucyfer.livejournal.com]

Brilliant :D

Am I mental if I thought it was cute? Lupin-in-my-mind is very cute when surprised.

I really hope Harry managed to retain his composure (snort!).

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

(Hey, LJ ate my response!) I think Surprised!Lupin is deliciously shaggable--the question is, did Lupin let Snape get any that night? ^_~

OMG! you are word of the day!

[justinetre.livejournal.com]

Your username is word of the day!

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dictionary_wotd/231850.html

Re: OMG! you are word of the day!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! *runs to make post about* THANK you!!

Re: OMG! you are word of the day!

[justinetre.livejournal.com]

heeeeeeeee *bounces* welcome!