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Dec. 29th, 2004 08:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amanuensis1If we can get muggle in the OED, surely we can get a few more Rowling terms to show up at http://www.urbandictionary.com , at least!
So, in honor of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
tartanshell's entertaining survey about masturbation, I propose we all begin using a new bit of Potterverse slang for masturbation, one that's appropriate for the feminine version of the verb (there aren't enough of these, anyway):
Tickling the pear.
Who's with me? C'mon! I want this in common use by February, darnit!
So, in honor of
tartanshell's entertaining survey about masturbation, I propose we all begin using a new bit of Potterverse slang for masturbation, one that's appropriate for the feminine version of the verb (there aren't enough of these, anyway):Tickling the pear.
Who's with me? C'mon! I want this in common use by February, darnit!
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Date: 2004-12-29 02:19 pm (UTC)However, It's not something I generally announce to the world.
*giggles*
xxx
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Date: 2004-12-29 04:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 02:20 pm (UTC)I promise to use your slang at least once today, if only to confuse my husband. :)
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Date: 2004-12-29 04:41 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-12-29 02:46 pm (UTC)Oh yes, that's definitely going to become my new favorite euphemism :)
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Date: 2004-12-29 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 03:01 pm (UTC)An EEEEEVIL Genius!
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Date: 2004-12-29 03:29 pm (UTC)Now if you'll excuse me, it's 2.30am here and I'm off to tickle my pear *snickers like a naughty schoolgirl*
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Date: 2004-12-29 08:03 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-12-29 03:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 08:07 pm (UTC)"Nothing," said Hermione quickly.
I swear to god, the first time I read that, I said, "GLERGH! Omigod, I know why the pear giggles and I know why Hermione's looking odd! Whatta euphemism!"
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Date: 2004-12-29 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-29 08:09 pm (UTC)Tickling the pear!
Date: 2004-12-29 04:18 pm (UTC)Re: Tickling the pear!
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Date: 2004-12-29 04:51 pm (UTC)}:-D horny Orlando would like to remind you he is blond and waiting! But if you don't get that DVD soon HE WILL DYE. Or possibly do a striptease. Hem hem. :D
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Date: 2004-12-29 08:32 pm (UTC)And your icon is hilarious. I expect no less of your icons!
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Date: 2004-12-29 07:55 pm (UTC)"Oh that Dom, he tickles my pear, if you know what I mean..."
or
"Harry brought out his man meat and Hermione shrieked: "I'm a vegetarian, you idiot!" so instead he just tickled her pear with his quidditch roughened hands"
or
"What did you do last night?"
"I tickled my pear. You?"
"Oh, I polished my broomstick."
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Date: 2004-12-29 08:40 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-12-30 03:06 am (UTC)And thanks for pimping the survey--I think at least ten people have come over to tickle the pear in my journal because of you. *g*
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Date: 2004-12-30 12:24 pm (UTC)pleasure--er, maybe that's too appropriate a word! ^_^no subject
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Date: 2004-12-30 10:02 am (UTC)BTW, I friended you, but forgot to tell you. *waves* I luuurrve your stuff! There once was a time I used to think there was no way I could ever bring myself to read the more hardcore stuff (like non-con), but then I came across "And Just Plain Wrong," and OMG was it fabulous! Now nothing can squick me! I should've friended you ages ago, but I'm stupid like that. :-)
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