Sniggigle.

[amanuensis1]

sbbo has reminded us that, according to the rules of finding one's Porn Star Name--the name of your first pet followed by the name of the street you lived on as a kid--Harry Potter's Porn Star Name would be Hedwig Privet.

This amuses me no end.

Comments

[simmysim.livejournal.com]

i'd also like to take this time to remind us that with spanky hazelnut, i still have the best porn star name ever.

[madameceleste70.livejournal.com]

I do believe I could give you a run for your money as the ever-so-lovely Ginger Mount.

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

*falls over in hysterics*

Oh God, oh God, oh God!

[chimbleysweep]

Heidi Katie Kemp. Hmm. Heidi, I can work with; Katie might have to go. :((

[teawithvoldy.livejournal.com]

By the way I niffled one of your fan artworks on fictionalley.org Niffler board.

[teawithvoldy.livejournal.com]

tehehehehe

Mine pron name is *drumroll*

Bunny Donovan

[triestine.livejournal.com]

I apologise for the non sequitur, but since the "bau-chick-a-bau-bau" made my brain play Incognito from Enigma's latest album, I have to ask - where's your rhythm from? I doubt it's the same song but you never know.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

It's porn music. *nods*

What? I just know the beat! *tries to look innocent* *fails*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Or Hegwig, Godric's Hollow.

Because he lived there for a year, right?

[sbbo.livejournal.com]

I thought of that. And Godric's Hollow is not a street, it's a locational name. I'm thinking, it being a magical thing, and you know, a hollow, it didn't have a street. So, Privet would be the first street he lived on as a child.

Icon- yum

[penguinetta.livejournal.com]

Good point, but I think Hedwig Privet sounds better. Or Hedwig Hollow.
By the way, I love your icon- never thought of that for those lyrics, but it's awesome!
And if anyone was curious, I would have to be Smokey 26th street, but if I used "eagle ridge drive" and took out the "ridge" I'd end up being Smokey Eagle Drive, which is sort of creepy.

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I HOPE Our Harry has more than an angry inch!

[slashprincess.livejournal.com]

I would be Maxxie ealexander!

[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

Snerk. I would be Pelly Jubilee.

[lerah99.livejournal.com]

Oh no! I would be Yum-Yum Parkwood! (My parents never should have allowed a 2 year old to name the cat.)

snickers wildly

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry Harry, but this is the winner! Yum-Yum Parkwood sounds dirty in the best way possible. Hedwig just doesn't compare to Yum-Yum ...

Mine? Misty Blackman ... yeah, baby

-brodie

Re: snickers wildly

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

And, babe, you need a kimono and a fancy hairdo, since you're also a character from The Mikado.

Me? First pet is a little tricky, as I never had them when I was a kid... if I count my housemates' cat, I'm Hero Diamond. If I have to go with my very own cat, it becomes gender-unsuitable. I suppose I could use the name Kragar had for a few days until we discovered he was a boy under the fluff -- Kiera Diamond...

ahem.

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[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

Yeah - I've never actually had a pet of my very own, so I chose the funniest family pet. He's the first that I helped to name, though I guess I could also be called 'Soxy' or, god help me, 'Squeaks.'

Squeaks Blackman. Yeah ... not exactly a winning combination.

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

I would be Percy Christopher or Percy Brookwood. Maybe my porn star identity is a nerdy drag king?

[paper-tzipporah.livejournal.com]

I'm Mrs. Soft Fairview. ;)

[desdomonda.livejournal.com]

Hedwig Privet! Hahahaha, oh I love you. So, then Mine would be Frida Brookside... hmmmm not bad!

[walksbyherself]

Hm...first pet that was really mine plus first street name I can remember is...

Phantom Gonzalez.

Not as cool as Yum-Yum, though.

[unprodicalgirl.livejournal.com]

aahhhhhh that should brighten up anyone's day. Mine is dumb: Fluffy Argyle.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Mine would be Toto Maize, which is plain stupid. But a friend of mine would be:

Pussyboots Lee


Now, does that beat all or what?

(although Ginger Mount cracks me up...)

[goseaward.livejournal.com]

Well, do we know Ron's street name? 'Cause if we don't, his porn star name is probably...

...Errol Burrow. Of course he's gay! (I'll hope Errol's older than Scabbers because, ew!) (or if we take Ron's first non-hand-me-down pet....Pig Burrow!)

[cursive.livejournal.com]

Mine would be Judas River. I think that's disturbing, and I don't know what kind of porn it would be. Perhaps the kind that would have Hedwig Privet in it as well.