Drabble Night, March 27, 2004

[amanuensis1]

The theme was rentboy fic. Yup, good old-fashioned whoredrama.



Harry, Draco. Summary: No deposit, no return. (challenge by gmth)

In the light from the window, Draco strips off the tiny t-shirt, revealing pale skin, and the occasional bruise and suck mark, and one nipple piercing.

Harry's throat is dry.

But Malfoy's expression isn't right.

Malfoy should be looking at him with hate, resentment. Doesn't Harry have the power, now? Haven't fifty galleons downstairs guaranteed that?

Instead, the little fucker is grinning.

"How's Granger, Potter?"

Blood surges in his ears. "Shut up."

"How about the Weasel?"

"Shut the fuck up!"

Why, why are his words deflating Harry's erection? Why is his gut curdling, why aren't Draco's taunts about what he's lost making him even harder, more desperate to slam eager hot flesh into that pretty-boy arse and make him whimper, beg for mercy, for forgiveness...

...for more?

Draco doesn't even have his trousers off when Harry turns to the door."Keep the fucking money."

That goddamn smirk. "Believe me, I will."

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Neville, Anyone, Summary: They way you look tonight (challenge by TenTen)

"The one over there." He should never, never have agreed to do this. He's no good at this. His voice is about to break; if he takes his hands from his pockets they'll see them shaking. He's going to fuck it all up.

"That one? A bit old for you, I'd think."

"No, I...I like them--"

"Ah, bit of a father fixation, have we. Well, you're the customer. Fourth room on the second floor."

Neville's hands are really shaking now, but he gets his choice upstairs to the designated room, and manages to get the vial out of his pocket without dropping it.

"Drink this."

Because he's been charmed to obey, his dead-eyed choice does.

Somehow, when the spells fall from Remus Lupin's eyes and memory and will, and dawning shock replaces them, Neville finds his voice and hands are steady.

"Professor Lupin? I've come to rescue you, sir."

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Harry/Dudley. You can leave your hat on. (challenge by nimori)

"It is NOT gay."

"Dudley--" Harry said, releasing his mouthful for just that long--"there's dick involved. What we are doing definitely meets the definition of gay." He took his stocky cousin's pulsing penis back into his mouth.

"It's NOT. We're just experimenting. I read all about it. It's not gay if you're in prison."

"Er OTT." This was "we're not" said around cock, but Dudley seemed to have no problem interpreting.

"And not if it's for drugs."

Harry gave up. "Me not telling Aunt Petunia that you're palming your Ritalin does not count. There are no drugs involved."

"And it doesn't count if it's for pay."

"Where did you hear THAT one? That makes no bloody sense at all."

"So I'm giving you one-tenth of my pocket money for this week."

"Fine. Whatever. Can we finish experimenting, o straight boy of all the universe?"

"Hell, yes. Keep sucking."

Comments

[snapes-pet.livejournal.com]

Cool. I liked them all! I got a kick out of the last one.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I liked the silliness of that one.

[pauraque]

Bwah. Last one cracked me up.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thanks muchly! That's a good bar for me: cracking you up. ^_^

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

I'm all wibbling over the second. I think I am developing a real liking for Neville/Remus. Sweet!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The Neville drabbles will be my undoing! Darn Neville fics. ^_^ Thank you!

[misted-oracle.livejournal.com]

Oh, they're all very nice, though I must admit it's the second one which hooks me tonight! I just can't resist this pairing and it's very interesting, got me going a little.

Very cool, good job!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You can't resist the pairing--I can't resist a challenge. Well, we both got what we wanted then, whee! ^_^ Thanks a lot.

[puppy-tenchan.livejournal.com]

Still love them all. The second one still makes me go 'awww'. And it's honestly and seriously cute, how Neville gathers all his courage o save Remus. Write more Neville.

Oh, and: =D here's my LJ name, in case you forgot.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh--of COURSE! Man, I could see that "uncanon shapping" icon and all, but couldn't recall the username! Thank you, dear!

[contrariwise.livejournal.com]

Oh, the Neville/Lupin one feels like a snippet from a long, wonderful epic.

And Dudley, man, I love the Big D. Palming his Ritalin, indeed. *snort*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Isn't that just such a Dudley-ish thing to do? Seemed like it to me!

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

Wah! They were all great, but I loved the second one! *wibbles*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thanks very much! I like the story there, even if Neville doesn't do anything for me. ^_^

[dphearson.livejournal.com]

The first was...oh. Oh. So very viciuos and awful. Wow.

And the last was just hilarious!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ha, I love intense H/D. And Harry/Dudley's always good for exercising the humor muscle. Thank you so much!

[mark356.livejournal.com]

Re the first one: *whimper*
Re the second one: OMG Neville! OMG Remus!
Re the third one: Bwahahah! Can we finish experimenting, o straight boy of all the universe? This whole drabble is so sig-worthy. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Yeah, I keep seeing Harry's eye-roll on that line and giggling madly.

[srichard.livejournal.com]

"Fine. Whatever. Can we finish experimenting, o straight boy of all the universe?"

"Hell, yes. Keep sucking."

ROTFL. I do like a good Harry/Dudley every now and then.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Isn't that wild, that Harry/Dudley can be enjoyed? It's like anchovies on your Caesar salad...you don't want to eat a pound of anchovies, but you're happy when they remember the garnish of 'em to balance the less-startling combination of lettuce and dressing and croutons.

[twigged.livejournal.com]

The Harry/Draco is *perfect*, and Dudley palming his Ritalin completely cracked me up.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad you liked the H/D! I thought I got what I wanted to get in there, in there. Economy-version H/D. Hee.

[satanbaker.livejournal.com]

Ohmigod. Didn't quite understand the first one, but I absolutely loved the second. It was just so sweet. *teehee* It needs longer-ficness. It just does.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the Neville one has that "here is the big scene" feel to it, so I'm told! Thank you very much!

[fallingfortruth.livejournal.com]

bastard!whore!Draco. *swoon* I so need some good Draco!fic, in honor of Tom Felton getting hot. I am going to be such a mess during that movie, it's not even funny.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'M gonna be the mess because they're going to center the whole thing around saving Sirius and I'll be sobbing, "What does it matter, what does it matter? He's only got two more years! BAWWWWWLLLLLL!"

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

lmao! That Harry/Dudley drabble is absolutely hilarious!

Love also the Neville one, it's so sweet.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I had a decent balance between moods in these this time around, I'm noticing.

[mawaridi.livejournal.com]

I love the second one - I want there to be more! It feels like just part of something much bigger. Epic, even. *nudges*

The third one is brilliant too - makes me giggle *G* I love them all!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! *feels nudge* Oh, lordy. I admire people who can do epics; me, I'm stickin' with the smutty pieces. Heh. But thank you!

[nadai.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco - Love the last line. Poor Harry, can't even hire a whore properly.

Neville/Remus - I want more of this one! I love how Neville gets more confident once he's alone with Remus.

Harry/Dudley - This makes me giggle. I don't know what in hell Harry is doing sucking off Dudley, but it's still funny.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

1.-Yup, poor Harry, didn't even get the boffing in and lost his cash.

2.-Was hoping it came across that Remus's bewilderment and shock and horror 'n' all that gave Neville his "I must be strong now" confidence!

3.-And I have no idea how they talked each other into experimenting either, except that Harry MUST be horny as hell.

Thank you! ^_^

[ntamara.livejournal.com]

oh, loved the Harry/Dudley (points at icon!)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

YES! There I was, remembering those "rules," and trying to think if I could find them again on the web within the ten minutes or so that I had to write (five having been taken up with coming up with the idea), and realizing I couldn't, but remembering that drugs and prison were in there, and knowing that "for pay" had nothing to do with them. And I ALSO said, "I know some people out there have the icon of that thing..."!

[sodomite.livejournal.com]

The last one is extremely amusing. "Fine. Whatever. Can we finish experimenting, o straight boy of all the universe?" *SNICKER*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I can just see Harry's eye-roll and rueful headshake. Thanks!

[minavox.livejournal.com]

Huzzah for snarky Draco!
Huzzah for Dudley's pocket money!
And huzzah for Neville, just because.
Great drabbles.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Huzzah for you liking them, yay! Thank you!

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

I love all three of these. I was going to say "especially the Harry/Dudley", but I can't stop thinking about the Neville fic so... yeah. Maybe that's the one. :) In any case, these are wonderful.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Ooh, drabbles that you can't stop thinking about. I am all warm and glowy over here.

[minyah.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco: For some reason, I just thought this once again proved that Draco can talk himself out of anything. Will Harry be coming back?
Neville/Remus: Ooooh. I like this one a lot. It has a lot of potential to be expanded.
Dudley/Harry: What was Harry's motivation? I love this bit to death-"Fine. Whatever. Can we finish experimenting, o straight boy of all the universe?"

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Harry/Draco? Oh, yeah, in my universe, he'll be back. And they'll even work it all out in the end!. But Draco will still be snarky.

And thank you!

Cool

[cheshyre]

Yaay! Rentboy fics.
Who all participated this week?

Don't know if you're aware, but painless_j is compiling a list of prostitution fics. I'm sure she'd welcome all the drabbles (so far this is the only one from this theme to show up on my friends list)

Re: Cool

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I think I remember that! Well, these are kinda short...but if painless_j sees these I'm sure she'll at least have fun with them! I know gmth and nimori wrote at least one or two as well!

Oooooh....

[(Anonymous)]

1. God. Blending that much angst -- like the opening chapter of the sequel to something truly horrific that must've happened to R&H -- with that atrocios multi-layered pun in the title... just the way I like to start my day! (One oddity that I always have with your Draco is that he sounds, in my head, more like James Marsters than Tom Felton. Not that that's a bad thing....)

2. And that's got to be a scene from near the end of the aforementioned Book One Truly Horrific. Great.

3. Ewww. Not your fault, just -- calling Dudley "stocky" rather than "swinish" doesn't make it any less Dudley. That said, it would be funny as hell, if not for that particular squick. Maybe Dudley and Rush Limbaugh can go off together on a Ritalin/OxyContin bender.

Excellent as usual, dear!

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Sobriquet :)

Re: Oooooh....

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, but if he's James Marsters he has to say "sod" a lot! Hee.

And I love the adjective "swinish." Wish I'd thought of that one!

[slinkhard.livejournal.com]

Lovely to see some H/D from you again, and that Harry/Dudley piece was wicked!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Heh! For some reason, the drabblers I hang out with are mostly anti-Harry/Draco. So I don't hear that ship proposed much! And it was fun to have the opportunity, yes!

[slashprincess.livejournal.com]

I thought the harry/dudley was hilarious! I hav never read a harry/dudley fic, but maybe I should.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Full-length Harry/Dudley is usually either abusive as hell or goofy as hell. If you're in the mood for one of those, they work great!