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amanuensis1So, like, there's this guy? In Toronto? Arrested? 'Cuz, like, he was driving around slowly in his car at 5 a.m. with no pants on, with his laptop open on his lap trying to find a wireless network that he could access so that he could download more porn?
So.
If anyone wants to know if they have a problem with addiction to all of this stuff...if you're doing THAT, I'd say, oh, yeah. Big time.
In other news, I've been translated into Chinese! Wahey! A Spell To Turn Tigers To Butter in Chinese, and I can't read a word of it! ^_^
Seems like a good moment to rec a few other things. Yes, I too succumbed to the hilarious and lovely Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did. Remus/Sirius, MWPP-era, and terrific. (I can't figure out the author's name from the page.) Then there's a CHILLING piece, To the Victor Go the Spoils--The Dystopia of Draco Malfoy. This pseudo-non-con piece just burrowed its way into my brain, flesh flying as it went. Brr. Author is unknown at this time because it's for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hpvalensmut (which you should also look at! I'm just getting started looking through it but it looks tasty!). And if you haven't been following ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
chaos_rose's Carusiugum series, you're missing some incredibly hot stuff. Lucius/Severus, and there's sexual bonding and piercing and, oh, and everything. Go here and you can see the most recent bit and the thread which will link you to earlier parts if you've missed them.
So.
If anyone wants to know if they have a problem with addiction to all of this stuff...if you're doing THAT, I'd say, oh, yeah. Big time.
In other news, I've been translated into Chinese! Wahey! A Spell To Turn Tigers To Butter in Chinese, and I can't read a word of it! ^_^
Seems like a good moment to rec a few other things. Yes, I too succumbed to the hilarious and lovely Seven Things That Didn't Happen On Valentine's Day At Hogwarts, Or Maybe They Did. Remus/Sirius, MWPP-era, and terrific. (I can't figure out the author's name from the page.) Then there's a CHILLING piece, To the Victor Go the Spoils--The Dystopia of Draco Malfoy. This pseudo-non-con piece just burrowed its way into my brain, flesh flying as it went. Brr. Author is unknown at this time because it's for
hpvalensmut (which you should also look at! I'm just getting started looking through it but it looks tasty!). And if you haven't been following chaos_rose's Carusiugum series, you're missing some incredibly hot stuff. Lucius/Severus, and there's sexual bonding and piercing and, oh, and everything. Go here and you can see the most recent bit and the thread which will link you to earlier parts if you've missed them.![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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Date: 2004-02-19 04:27 pm (UTC)And Chinese, oh my god, that's so cool! You need to get a friend who can read Chinese to read it and tell you how it's trasnlated, I'm so fascinated!
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Date: 2004-02-19 04:27 pm (UTC)Oh.god.
*snickersfeelspitysnickersexperiencesmorepitysnickerssomemore*
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Date: 2004-02-20 10:51 am (UTC)*worships*
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Date: 2004-02-19 05:23 pm (UTC)Ahahaha, YAY! I can read odd bits and pieces like "man" "three day" "the" "I" "you"
I totally rock.
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Date: 2004-02-19 06:40 pm (UTC)As for the guy in Toronto - that doesn't surprise me a bit - they're in Ontario and anyone from that province acts like they're from a different planet (as opposed to us on the East Coast who live for beer).
Congrats on the translation of your fic into Chinese! Someone translated one of mine into German and while I have absolutely no idea what it says, it looks really cool.
Take care.
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Date: 2004-02-19 08:36 pm (UTC)I mean, I just had a bad day, and I read that, and I wanted to yank of some body parts because they were so mean.
Then I cried some more.
Now I have a friend writing me a pointless fluff in which Draco is pampered and petted and everything nice.
So, I haven't decided whether or not I am glad for the rec or not.
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Date: 2004-02-20 03:52 am (UTC)I loved the Sirius/Remus fic, so sweeeeeeeeeeet. *cooes*
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Date: 2004-02-21 02:10 am (UTC)Or am I just unusually stupid?
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Date: 2004-02-20 03:54 am (UTC)Just finished "To the Victor Go the Spoils." So very gorgeous and perverse. Harry riding Draco bareback in an Auror's uniform? Forcefeeding? *Shiver*
And the Carusiugum Series is just... Lucius is so... and Snape ... guh.
*grabs laptop, jumps in car and heads for Toronto. Leaves pants behind.*
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Date: 2004-02-20 05:49 am (UTC)And I'm so glad you read those stories! I need people to share both their joy AND their pain. *shudders mightily over the forcefeeding again*
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Date: 2004-02-20 07:36 am (UTC)There's Chinese Slash !!???
There's a Chinese Harry Potter Fanfiction site???
I never knew that.
Must not tell parents (we're chinese)...they'll either freak out,or encourage me to practic my very very very..(you get the point) bad Chinese on it. Not fun...I'll proabably take a day just to get the meaning of the first paragraph!
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Date: 2004-02-20 08:11 am (UTC)Other than the above, I'm enjoying reading the story. It's very humerouse.
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Date: 2004-02-20 08:15 am (UTC)Lol
*feels stupid*
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Date: 2004-02-20 08:45 am (UTC)I don't mind, if you don't mind your stories being ripped apart...I get very fussy...
^-^
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Date: 2004-02-20 08:28 am (UTC)Thanks for reccing To The Victor. It gave me the tinglies. I tried to read the other, but my brain is not in sweet comprehension mode this morning. (Yes, I think it's going to be one of those kind of days. Beware onslaught of angsty bad fic.)
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Date: 2004-02-20 08:56 am (UTC)Okay, I'm in tears over here. TEARS. Oh, my god. This is so desperately going to become a t-shirt or my desktop or SOMETHING!
(ooh, angsty bad fic!)
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Date: 2004-02-20 11:59 am (UTC)Muaha, and I get to run around screaming about how To The Victor was dedicated to meeeeeeee.... *singsong voice* Tra la la...
I'm waiting patiently for March 10th.
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Date: 2004-02-21 02:51 am (UTC)I am in awe.
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Date: 2004-03-01 08:35 pm (UTC)OH! This means you are who I thought you were!
Uh, sorry... ^.^ I wandered over from some comments you made in
::fangirls you to death::
Okay, now that I've got that out of the way I feel much better. ::grins:: Your Lucius/Harry makes me drool uncontrollably and A Spell To Turn Tigers To Butter is one of my very favorite fics.
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