Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters trailer

[amanuensis1]

I came home in Too Licked To LJ/Too Tired To Tumblr mode and went straight for a nap rather than the computer. Which means THIS has been out for hours and I DIDN'T KNOW, o the chaotic unfairness of the universe:

Omigod, it looks like a version of Van Helsing that actually gets the joke! That recognizes Shoot 'Em Up Action Fantasy film is a camp genre. (Which Van Helsing failed to do. Yes, I'm still bitter over that film.) Yay that this looks intentionally funny. Bring it!

Comments

[tealightwhimsy.livejournal.com]

I am incredibly bitter about Van Helsing, as well. Same with Brothers Grimm (grrr...). This looks fun, though!

BTW - did I tell you that you successfully brainwa--- er...convinced me (regarding Renner)? You're merciless! ;-)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I started writing this post and realized, "You cannot just rant on for three paragraphs about how much you hated Van Helsing for building up your expectations and having dreadful dialogue and rotten plotting/pacing and no sense of humor, NO ONE LIKES A WHINER." But, yeah, that's it in a nutshell.

And, YAY! JOIIIIN UUUUSSS--oh, wait, you have! *hugs*

[tealightwhimsy.livejournal.com]

Oh, but I Definitely understand! Every time I think of Kate Beckinsale's character saying, "I've never seen the sea..." I want to break something!

Yay! Renner hugs all around!