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I'm not the expert on kinkmemes, but I find that [livejournal.com profile] avengerkink has a lot of prompts I didn't expect. As in, those that have nothing to do with sex or pairings at all. Different from what I'm used to seeing. Mind, I don't dislike it. I find myself understanding that someone desperately wants "Tony cooks breakfast for the entire crew" and doesn't even want it to end in smut; they just want virtual omelets and character reaction and then they can die happy. I get it: there is something about the Avengers Tower concept that lends itself to "group hug!" ficwant. It's like Avengers Tower Sims that you write yourself.

I've been going through a lot of the fills, and I'll post recs at some point. I even like the crackfills for the crackprompts (e.g., everyone's got a sex video out there) I especially like the seriousfills for the crackprompts (e.g., arrow fellatio. I KNOW WTF?!).

In today's installment of Jeremy Renner, Professional Life-Ruiner,

(for reference, see here:


...I give you P!nk's Trouble video from 2003, in which he plays a corrupt western sheriff menacing P!nk's vengeance girl. With handcuffs, whips, and chains.





Again, you're welcome.

Date: 2012-05-30 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daigranon.livejournal.com
*Recs yes please* I've been browsing as well, and there is definitely a lot of non-smutty stuff on there. It's like a whole mish-mash of stuff that makes different people extremely happy. I...kind of like it. Have they updated the completed fills?

Those three stages have been my life the past month, yes.

Oh P!nk.

....

Oh Jeremy. Dat earring. Dat mascara.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I wish more people would upload to the AvengerKink community on AO3; that's a particularly nice way to archive. However just going through the Completed Fills post (http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/1405.html) is straightforward too.


The eyeliner in that video is ovary-clenching schweet. The moment he juts the key from his mouth with his tongue, *high-pitched squealing*
Edited Date: 2012-05-30 08:10 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-05-30 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eeyore9990.livejournal.com
Shit, there's an AvengerKink comm on AO3? I should probably go link the fics I've posted there that were written for the meme, huh? :P

Date: 2012-05-30 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
You should! I think I'm getting hits because of that community!

Date: 2012-05-30 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlofavalon.livejournal.com
I'm kinda sad because there are no fills for my prompt over there. :(

Date: 2012-05-30 07:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daigranon.livejournal.com
Me too, don't feel bad...

Date: 2012-05-30 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Anonymous or do they have your name on 'em?

Date: 2012-05-30 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daigranon.livejournal.com
I just did one request in round 5, and it has my name on it =]

Date: 2012-05-30 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Yup, I will keep an eye out. ^_^

Date: 2012-05-30 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Well, there are so many prompts you can't

It's still early maybe someone will

Ah, heck with it, let's just be sad and rant at the unfairness of the universe. :D

Are yours anonymous or do they have your name on 'em?

Date: 2012-05-30 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlofavalon.livejournal.com
I forgot to post it anonymously, so yeah, it has my name on it.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I shall keep my eyes open. ^_^

Date: 2012-05-30 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theexecutioner.livejournal.com
I'm in the last stage of Renner-mania, also known as "He's my husband. we're married. no really." *_*

Date: 2012-05-30 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, you lucky thing! Call me when you have babies so that I may touch them and weep. ^_^

Date: 2012-05-30 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catrinella.livejournal.com
After the Sherlock kinkmeme, [livejournal.com profile] avengerkink is hot chocolate with a stiff shot of bourbon. It's cuddly and sexy and gen!adventurefic, and even the Omegaverse prompts are often totally crack. I love them both, but avengerkink makes me chortle out loud more than the Sherlock meme.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
After the Sherlock kinkmeme, avengerkink is hot chocolate with a stiff shot of bourbon. So by that analogy, what beverage is the Sherlock kinkmeme--the "tap water" side of things or the "acid mountain dew jello vodka" side?

Date: 2012-05-30 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catrinella.livejournal.com
The latter - something involving absinthe, Goldschlager, artisan bitters, and a kumquat with a cocktail umbrella stuck in it. Which is to say, the Sherlock kinkmeme is a collection of unlikely ingredients that sometimes coalesces into utter brilliance, and sometimes, well, not.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
*cracks up* Okay, now I got it!

Date: 2012-05-30 08:21 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ambersnake
I first saw Jeremy Renner in 2000 when he was visiting on Angel. It was just one episode but when he next surfaced in House in 2007, I immediately remembered him. Man does leave an impression.

Personally, I've reached the starstruck stage with Tom Hiddleston. I'm at a point where I'm buying audiobooks that are read by him.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I feel some degree of shame because I watched The Hurt Locker and came away with NO MEMORY OF WHAT THE LEAD ACTOR LOOKED LIKE. I thought, "eh, good movie, great performances; not my kind of movie." And even now when I go back and see frames of Renner in it I'm screwing up my face saying, "HOW DID THEY HIDE YOUR LOOKS SO COMPLETELY IN THAT FILM." I mean, they somehow managed to unpretty his whole face for that film; I still don't see the same guy when I look at those frames!

And then Thor came out and it was all over for me. Heh.

ETA: Hiddleston, f**k. That VOICE. He's amazing.
Edited Date: 2012-05-30 08:41 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-05-30 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gmth.livejournal.com
OMG did you draw that image? 'Cause she kinda looks like you and EVEN HAS A MACBOOK. Hee.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, god, I wish I wish I WISH I knew who to credit for that image; I found it on a tumblr that's now defunct and have no idea of the original source! Pieces of it show up on other tumblrs, but I can't find any credit. It's damned descriptive, though. (And, yes, MacBook!) I love how she's in pajamas at the end; can't even get dressed or do her hair.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eeyore9990.livejournal.com
OMG, that video. How did I not know that was him?! Also... It's like some sort of old west AU Black Widow/Hawkeye fic set to music, holy hell.

I might have to hate you today for posting this because now, due to replaying this over and over, I will get not a damn thing accomplished. *bites knuckles*

Date: 2012-05-30 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I accept your hate. :D Why should your life be any less complicated than mine?

RENNERFACE AS HE'S THWARTED BY HANDCUFFS. There, that should be good for another three watches.

Date: 2012-05-30 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadoedseptmbr.livejournal.com
Yeah, I saw the top image on fyeahjeremy renner today and thought..."its better that I will never meet this man....because I will probably try to actually lick his arms."

Date: 2012-05-30 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I like to have "I am a cool, non-stalkery fangirl" fantasies where I just calmly tell my crush how much I love their work, and thanks for all their talent that they've shared with everyone, but, yeah, I keep thinking a Renner encounter would involve molesting (and running from the police).

Date: 2012-05-30 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] khylara.livejournal.com
THANK YOU for sharing this! I think I just melted into a puddle on the floor...

Date: 2012-05-30 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I haven't even scratched the surface of the rest of his filmography. SWEET MADNESS AWAITS ME.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__hibiscus/
I'm on Stage 1 with Tom Hiddleston right now. It's all hearts in my eyes whenever I see him. :D :D :D

Also, I totally did not know that Jeremey Renner is in that pink video! *runs off to watch*

Date: 2012-05-30 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I never even heard the song, much less saw the video, so it was all new joy for me!

And, yes, Hiddleston is freaking fantastic.

Date: 2012-05-30 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ariadneelda.livejournal.com
Oh man, that P!nk video. *_* Thank you.

(Also. Recs. I would love to see your recs!)

Date: 2012-05-30 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Yeah, I got little hearts in my eyes right now too!

I've been keeping a list of recs. I will post them at some point!
(reply from suspended user)

Date: 2012-05-31 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
AAAAAAAAANY MINUTE NOW. Oh, YEAH.

Hiddleston is quite, quite life-ruining, I agree.

Date: 2012-05-31 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elsajeni.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD QUICK WHERE IS THE REPLAY BUTTON

Date: 2012-05-31 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
QUICK QUICK HIT IT FASTERRRRRR

Date: 2012-05-31 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bunney.livejournal.com
Oh my, he is extraordinarily pretty. Took me a while to warm up to Jeremy Renner, because the very first thing I saw him in was Dahmer. Ick.

But, yeah, he's yummy!

Date: 2012-05-31 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I saw him in The Hurt Locker and he didn't even REGISTER. Took until Thor for him to ping my sensibilities.

Date: 2012-05-31 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] themostepotente.livejournal.com
Hiddles is definitely a life ruiner LOL

Date: 2012-05-31 09:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
God, yes. So many tumblrs devoted to him. I SAY THEE YESSSSS.

Date: 2012-05-31 03:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theexecutioner.livejournal.com
So I still get kind of starstruck when you reply to me because I've been a fan of your writing for so long. Just thought I'd let you know <3 You rock!

Date: 2012-05-31 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Aw, ya silly! :D I'm just your average rabid fangirl, nothing intimidating over here. Glad to have you around! *hugs*

Date: 2012-06-04 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hardysmidgen.livejournal.com
Ahhh, I love when little gems like this pop up once you dig into someone's filmography in earnest! So...I take it you're in Renner Stage 2? XD That sounds like an affliction...mayhap it is...

Thanks for sharing. :)

Date: 2012-06-04 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I am in stage 2, it does appear! Am mainlining his filmography right now but have not yet reached the sobbing stage. :D It's definitely an affliction, though--yesterday I was in the store caressing all the DVDs of his, heart leaping whenever I found another one.

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