Jack Bauer deserves his own "Chuck Norris" meme.

[amanuensis1]

Short-and-graphic observation re: this week's 24:

SHOW, YOU FINALLY GOT JACK BAUER LAID DURING THE ACTUAL 24 HOURS, AND YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LET THE SPERM DRY IN HER VAGINA BEFORE YOU OFFED HER. JAYZUS.

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[eibbil-libbie.livejournal.com]

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Couldn't wait even one hour, could ya, show.

[starcrossedgirl.livejournal.com]

I knoooooow. :((((( God, poor Jack. From the moment they started snogging I knew they'd kill Rene, and just, whut. Two silent clocks in a row, please stop being so goddamn depressing!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

And I think it makes great plot--if the Russians were worried Renee might give them trouble, just wait to see what hell Jack will whip now that they did THIS--but, I mean, guys! Let her towel off first!

[starcrossedgirl.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, it's certainly an excellent way to give Jack motive to HUNT THEM DOWN AND MAKE THEM SUFFER, BIATCHES! But part of me is just :(( at Jack never ever getting to have a happy ending, especially seeing how the show's been cancelled and all.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, never sleep with Jack; you're gonna end up dead or crazy or at least you'll have a hell of an ex for future boyfriends to measure up to. ^_^ I wonder if they're planning to off him and all this talk about a feature film is there to throw us off. Glad the show will go out while it's still good, though.

[sor-bet.livejournal.com]

I don't know...this season has been sort of crazy with stuff that seems to have been made up at the last second (Dana's a scared, pathetic, too-stupid-to-live victim -- oh, no, wait, she's an ice-for-blood mercenary mole), or weird plot-hole type things (really? You sink two dead bodies in three feet of water in Central Park and you think no one's going to find them? Really?). Maybe they got the season 1 writers back?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I really, really don't know about Dana. I wonder if it was planned all along, in which case the season needs a rewatch to see if the hints are there. I suppose that the mere concept that she's an ex-con WHO HID THAT TO GET A JOB WITH CTU, probably the most far-fetched "I hope they don't find out and I can keep this awesome job" I can think of, was instead a "I hope they don't find out until I've completed my mission and then I'm outta here," which does make much more sense.

[christwise.livejournal.com]

I don't watch the show so all I have is this image of some chick getting shot by a sniper while he is STILL INSIDE HER.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Now you're making me want to find all the crazy-ass movies where that actually HAPPENS. :D

[christwise.livejournal.com]

I think I've written that movie.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I applaud you and would so see that.