Unless they suspect your mad photoshop skillz...

[amanuensis1]

I just saw something about a local event thingy that will provide some free medical services for those who are unemployed. At the end it states, "You must provide proof of unemployment."

...

"Yeah, here's a photo of me sittin' on the couch playing Nintendo yesterday afternoon. See the timestamp? Two p.m."

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Use your mad photoshop skillz on the date, that's the ticket. ^_^

[jenna-thorn.livejournal.com]

At some point when we happen to be in the same room, remind me to pull you into a corner and regale you with the "documentation" that I've seen in this job. The photocopied purchase order with a line where the photocopier caught the shadow of the off-kilter, cut from someone else's letterhead, logo is a particular favorite.

And the one where they doctored the top of the letter, but didn't change the pre-printed address at the bottom of the letterhead.

There are actual criminals, who put a little effort into their doings. They're fun to catch. Then there are the dumbasses. They are even more fun. 8->

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, those are fantastic. Do not forget these anecdotes because, yes, I want to hear more!