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amanuensis1Am curious to see who will bite. Anyone who wants to ask my characters questions, a la the meme that's going around, is invited to do so. I remain healthily skeptical just because I think my characters say too much sometimes, and you have likely had quite enough of them, for any given story. Or, alternatively, I have set them up to make all of you have a "Shut up and just SHAG!" response, given that you guys come here for the smut. ^_^
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Date: 2003-08-03 11:21 pm (UTC)Worst Happiest Day Harry and Draco: Okay, 'fess up. Do you two secretly have a big hankering for the vanilla too? ;)
And for the characters from So What Do You Get The Death Eater Who Has Everything...
Harry: How do you feel about yours and Draco's "arrangement"? How did you feel (and what did you remember) after the effects of the spell wore off?
Draco: How do you feel about your arrangement with Harry (ruddy proud of yourself, I'll bet!)? What happened after that fateful night, did things continue as they were? Did anything emotional ever enter the picture? (sorry, it is difficult to remove my OTP-tinted glasses.)
Lucius: Looking back on the event, what comes to mind? Did it ever happen again? Heh.
And this isn't a question, but. Rituals!Draco: You are a lucky bastard, for your Harry is the sexiest thing ever. The briskness of the way he acted while saving you! The wicked grins! Yet still, the earnest way he is! *envy*
Thanks for indulging! :)
Worst Happiest Day Harry and Draco reply:
Date: 2003-08-06 10:41 am (UTC)Draco: (sniffles)
Harry: Ssh, it's okay. Look the bruising's almost gone. This ointment's doing the job.
Draco: (whimpers) You hit my FACE.
Harry: I said I was sorry.
Draco: My FACE, you git!
Harry: You're going to be fine. I didn't ruin your pretty face, dammit.
Draco: PRETTY? Malfoys aren't PRETTY, not male Malfoys, anyway, we're sexy and gorgeous and... and luminous, we're not pretty!
Harry: Oh, yeah, well as you keep saying, I'M a male Malfoy now; so I assume that applies to me too?
Draco: No. But you do have something of the tousle-headed intellectual about you, with those glasses, so, you'll pass.
Harry: Tousle-hea-- you know, I don't think you're hurt as badly as you're pretending.
Draco: Yes, I am. This is killing me. I shall be dead before morning, just from the pain. Unless...
Harry: Unless?
Draco: Unless... you distract me somehow.
Harry: What, you want me to kiss it and make it better?
Draco: Sort of. I was thinking of someplace a bit lower, though.
Harry: You've got a one-track mind, you know that?
Draco: Shut up and save your husband's life.
Harry: Well, I wouldn't want to be accused of murder.
Draco: Trust you to always be thinking of yoursel-- ooh.
The "What Do You Get The Death Eater Who Has Everything?" characters reply:
Date: 2003-08-06 10:43 am (UTC)Lucius: Don't distract me, please, I'm trying to get this tweezer clamp adjusted just...right...
Harry: MMMMMPH!
Lucius: Yes, that should do. What was the question, again? Oh--yes, I'd say I've nothing to complain about.
Draco: Nor I.
Lucius: You boys stop by so regularly. Very generous of you, Draco. I've raised you well.
Draco: It's the look in his eyes, when I tell him we'll be paying you a call that night instead of just having a session on our own. I'm simply addicted to it. Oh, and I think you need one more of those clamps on the left, for symmetry's sake.
Lucius: Yes, I think you're right.
Draco: Sorry, by the way, that Harry can't answer his part of the question, but we've decided we're keeping the gag in for most of the night. He knows how humiliatingly distorted it makes his mouth look and that always seems to make him whimper louder. Ta, now.
"Rituals and Traditions" Draco replies:
Date: 2003-08-06 10:45 am (UTC)