*facepalming at my own chutzpah*

Ha. Just when I thought I'd caught up on lj stuff. I can't resist this one, I can't. Meme gacked from maeglinyedi and blackdracaena (so I'd better get it in before everyone else has already done it and you're all bored of it!):

If I were yours and you could have your way with me, what would you do?

(and if your answer makes me all blushy I reserve the right to just giggle and not form a coherent response, and if the answer involves dismemberment there's definitely gonna be some weird looks.)