For the Love of Pastry Cream, I had to! (Drabble, PSoH/DN crossover)

[amanuensis1]

Because someone had to write it.

Pet Shop of Horrors/Death Note crossover drabble. D/L, G-rated, 123 words, totally unspoilery sugar junkie crack.

*****

"Welcome to my pet shop. I am D. I sense you are a young man with extraordinary needs."

"I'm L, which seems...more than a little coincidental. Your powers of perception might be unsettling to some. Or, you might have just smelled the profiteroles in this bag, and judged by their quality that I'm someone in serious need of answers from you. I estimate a 92% probability of the latter."

"It is quite a large bag."

"Half of them are for me."

"Ah. That might be a problem."

"It won't be. The bakery delivers."

"How precognitive of you."

Three hours and four hundred twenty-six profiteroles later, both men had died of endogenous insulin shock, and the Case of the Kappa Kidnapping was never solved.

*****

Comments

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

LOL! Although I can't really see D get killed by such human means. XD

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

And I pretty much made up the cause of death, so, yeah. ^_^ But if someone hasn't written these two out-sweettoothing each other, it had to be done.

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

I have no idea about DN but it's still funny!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It's just that they're both such sweets junkies. I had to do it. ^_^

[alice_montrose]

*ROTFLMAO*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW IT WOULD END JUST THIS WAY.

Heee, I was watching the anime the other night and that moment in your icon kills me every time!

[alice_montrose]

I believe their abuse of sweets would far surpass regular mortal levels. XD

I do so love that moment. It is the perfect expression of longing for something to the point of pain.

[rachecho.livejournal.com]

not sure if you've seen or heard of ouran high school host club, but i read many of fic with L and Hunny find each through their love of yummy strawberry cake ^^

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I don't know that one except through the name, but, yes, it makes sense for L to have been set up with sugar junkies in multiple fandoms! :D

[pogrebin.livejournal.com]

Aaah, you like Death Note! Sadly I don't know enough at all about Pet Shop of Horrors, but that little glimpse of L was lots of fun. I'm a big fan of Death Note, only really found it this year, sadly. Weirdly enough, I just wrote a death note drabble (http://pogrebin.livejournal.com/60275.html?thread=719219#t719219) for someone as well (spoilers for, erm, season 2, I believe?). Are you caught up with the whole series? I'd love to hear your thoughts on the finale!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I just discovered DN just three weeks ago and I'm obsessed. I ADORED your drabble, but I told you that. But I adored it so much you should be told again!

I could babble endlessly about DN--am, already, over on death_note, in multiple places! I adored the ending, both in the anime and manga.

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

Hahaaa! I love it.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It's impossible to resist crossing the sugar junkies. ^_^

I love crossovers

[cellia.livejournal.com]

Cutest deathfic I've ever read. :DD

Re: I love crossovers

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Awwwww! :D

[rectpropagation.livejournal.com]

You're a Death Note fan! AWESOMENESS!
I wish I knew something about Pet Shop of Horrors though.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

So obsessed with Death Note. SO OBSESSED.

Pet Shop of Horrors, IMHO, can be gleaned perfectly from the two OVAs. I read and enjoyed the manga but it was the anime that sucked me in, and just those four little segments. It's like watching a four-episode Twilight Zone type series, and isn't nearly as terrifying as the title implies. It's more magical and psychological.

[lokifan]

AHAHAHA. Of course someone had to do it! Now I'm wondering why I've never seen it before!

You are the mistress of Rule 34.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

That could be the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me! :D Now I'm tempted to write smut of your icon, just to prove it.

[lokifan]

Doctor/TARDIS/Converse threesome?

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! Only you could write this. That last line KILLED me DED.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*squeebles* *smooches*

[iambickilometer.livejournal.com]

Right, I've been hearing recommendations from all sides to read your fic. So I did, expecting a whole lot of smut. And then I saw... this.

PSoH/DN crackfic. Endogenous insulin shock. The perfect "Lolwhut?!" moment.

So yeah, I'm hooked now. I'll be loitering around for a while, I'm sure.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Eee, thank you so much! So glad you liked it! :D

(How nice that there were recommendations! ^_^ )