SMUTMAS FIC: You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You? (Weasley Twins/Draco, NC-17)

[amanuensis1]

Smutmas reveals are up! Go see who did what.

The gift given to me for Smutmas was amazing--Dumbledore/Grindlewald first time NON-CON. With bondage and magical perversion and a silver-tongued Grindlewald. Come on, you know AD/GG is your new favorite pairing, being canonically sanctioned 'n' all. Go read Suppliance of a Minute, by vissy, at whose feet I must now fall properly.

And my gift was for ships_harry (I yelped with both delight and terror when I was assigned to her 'cos I fangirl her too), who asked for a number of rarepairs, and I finally settled on her request for Weasley Twins/Draco, and wrote a short little filth-fest of which I'm fond. It's written as a missing scene from the start of Book 6; Fred and George do delicious dreadful things to Draco in return for something he needs. You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You?, also hosted on my website here.

Comments

[secretsolitaire.livejournal.com]

I totally should've guessed that you wrote this one! It was brilliant. :-)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You are a sweetheart, and thank you so much for the lovely things you said! :D

[violet_quill]

Dude. DUDE. I KNEW IT. I almost complimented the author in my comment about how much it reminded me of the goodness that was "The Many Charms About You". Hahahaha.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs* Omigod, that's so good. I'm so glad you said it here! So glad you liked it, too!

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

Oh! I thought that might be you - it was so wicked and darkly twisted (these are good things ;) ). And the underlying story, wound into canon, was quite disturbing - how they assume that Draco is complying because he must want what they're doing. Knowing the truth of his situation makes this fic really powerful.

:D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you liked it! I liked winding the story into canon rather than just leaping away from it--it's not like I could take that pairing and take it post-DH, resurrecting a character just for the hell of it. I mean I could've but didn't want to; it's not me. And it made the ironies all the more tasty to me! Thank you SO much! *hugs*

[capri-chan.livejournal.com]

Yay! Birthday fic! Granted, it was written well before my birthday, it's not for me, and I'm still a teenager for another 35 minutes, but I take what I can get. *goes to read*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I'm glad I could do something that almost counts as a present for you! &hearts

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Oh, that was you? No wai!

Lol. The title made it pretty obvious. Only you can get so much personality across in just a title.

It was definitely one of the highlights of the fest season for me. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You always make me so happy. You are the sweetest! *smooches*

[lilka.livejournal.com]

*grins* I haven't actually got round to reading it yet, but I saw that title and I knew it had to be you.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I never suppress impulses, do I. Must be my trademark! :D

[fabularasa.livejournal.com]

I agree with lilka above, the title is pure you.

Malfoy fell to the floor in a tangle of limbs and howls
My favorite prepositional phrase ever.

Nnngh, the scene between Fred and George where they are contemplating what thye will do to Malfoy, without anything being spoken. That's about the sexiest thing i've read in um, ever. And after this I already know I am going to have to go on a Fred/George romancefic search.

He was hollow-eyed, flushed, wouldn't even meet their eyes. His mouth, cracked-lipped as if dehydrated after sleepless nights, held nothing of his usual sneer.
Okay, knowing what is actually going on here, and the burden that actually lies on Draco at this point, makes the whole thing so much darker and more poignant. Makes me dislike Fred and George the teeniest bit.

unfastened it and let the cloak fall like a man going to his execution, like he'd never need it again.
You're making us like him more and more, arncha? Like Charles I on the scaffold.

And now I have finished and guh. Just. . .wow. Okay, if I hadn't known it was you, I'd have gotten it at the piss-slit penetration. The quill! Like a little rooster-tail in reverse! Hee! Your smut always comes with the most amusing visuals. And having finished this, I am now aching for the part where Fred rolls over and takes George in his arms. I want to know if that's the first time thye were together in a sexual situation or not. I want to photoshop Draco out of the scene and just have Fred and George. I think I may have missed the point entirely.

Wicked wicked fun.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The quill amuses you? Merits a "Hee!"? Oh my god, I can do nothing with you, can I. Actually I'm more horrified over that than I am about your wanting Fred/George smut to follow this. I mean, there was a helluva weird intimacy there that you can't help but wonder about, after all. And by "wonder" I mean "dedicate thirty-seven websites worth of twincest smut to."

I smooch you as ever, dearest. *smooooooch*

You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You?

[aiji-yuywell.livejournal.com]

That story was so wrong and so brutal and so right that I can't really say too much about it... but that last little section was almost painful with irony. I'm just speechless.

Re: You Didn't Think They Just Sold It To Him, Did You?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*is gleeful* Ooooh, I love reducing you to speechlessness! Thank you so much, sweet one!

[painless-j.livejournal.com]

Do you find it amusing that everybody (well, everybody I spoke to) guessed it was yours? :)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I find it adorable. I mean, in fairness, I don't do anything to disguise my style; I'm just trying to write the best story I can in a style I think I can handle, each time. But it's both adorable and hugely flattering because it implies there are people who read my stuff and look for patterns. I mean, GEEZ! That's amazing in a fandom this size! :D

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

Oh wow! That was one hot piece of reading!
Actually, it just became #5 of my-favourite-hottest-stories-ever. (Two more of which are yours. *lol*)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Omigod, THANK YOU! Um, what are the others? Now that you've teased me with that I've gotta ask!

[tuawahine.livejournal.com]

I thought you might ask that. *grin*
In no particular order, they are "Blood for a Parched Tongue" and "And Just Plain Wrong", along with "A Short Measure" by musigneus and "A New Pet" by jordangrant.
Which probably tells you all you need to know about my kinks as a reader...

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, that gives me huge squees! And I adore "A New Pet" as well--have I read "A Short Measure"? I'm not sure! *goes to find it right bloody NOW*

[moggets.livejournal.com]

You've done it again - turned me into a fangirl - that is wrong and embarrassing! I really enjoyed that and can't get enough of your writing.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*huggles you* Oh, you adorable thing. Thank you so much! *hearts*

[mybrokenlocket.livejournal.com]

Wow, that was terrific and so, so hot. I love how effortlessly Fred and George play off one another. That seems like the kind of thing you get, being twins, and you portrayed it so well.

On another note, your link to Suppliance of a Minute leads right back to your lj. I think I'm off to read that one now. Thanks!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

OH, for...! Thank you so much, you're the first one who told me that link was busted! (And thank you for the lovely compliments too!)

[scarletladyy.livejournal.com]

I know this is three years later, but I just came across this fic and I have to say I absolutely love it. I'm not a huge slash fan, but you made the story work so well, and I can really see Malfoy doing that for the powder! Fred and George were deliciously in character, so great work :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, thank you bunches! I enjoy crafting this sort of smut so much. ^_^