"Ooh, Professor Snape, I'll do ANYTHING not to lose house points..."

[amanuensis1]

Check out the first offering on threewishes.com's Sexy Halloween Costumes page--but don't get your hopes too high! All sizes are listed as out of stock.

Nice way to avoid copyright infringements, too. "Wizard Wanda" indeed.

Comments

[ook.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! That first costume is great! Do you think Snape would go for it? :)

[melonaise.livejournal.com]

Long enough to get what he wanted, and then he'd take points anyway. ;)

[lexique.livejournal.com]

Actually, it is available in plus sizes....

[persephone-blue.livejournal.com]

Huh. Some of these adult costume sites certainly cater to specialized fantasies, don't they?

[cheshyre]

Definitely. Yesterday I blogged about a "Sexy Librarian" costume now commercially available...

[persephone-blue.livejournal.com]

What the...? All she has is glasses and a skirt with books on it! Bah. That's half, nay, a mere quarter of the actual sexual appeal of a real librarian!

Heh

[kagyakusha.livejournal.com]

Oh well, I wouldn't be caught dead in Gryffindor colours anyways...*waves Slytherin flag*

I'd wear the Playboy hipster witch outfit tho....sans the pointy hat.
(I HATE THOSE POINTY HATS. ><# Meanies!)
I bet I could get something similar and really high quality at the local
stripper store (I already saw those boots in the window)

Re: Heh

[kagyakusha.livejournal.com]

OK. "Wicca Wanda" pisses me off too

[godlikepiro.livejournal.com]

Yeaaah...I saw that a little bit before when I was browsing for a costume. Before I stopped staring at her chest I noticed the particular colours on the tie and was like "zomg...gryffindor!!" ..Then I was unhappy because they didn't have a Slytherin behind her with handcuffs and some rope.

[walksbyherself]

Oh, Three Wishes, how many hours have I waisted looking at your cracktacular costumes...

...am I the Queen of Lame for thinking the Candy Corn witch outfit is kinda cute?

Out-of-stock

[cheshyre]

is only in the eyes of the retailer.

Searching Amazon turns up loads of other costume companies with this product, although I too wish they had different color neckaties.

[ponderosa121.livejournal.com]

*cough* Drew you a little something (http://ponderosa121.livejournal.com/609035.html?#cutid1).

[persephone-blue.livejournal.com]

His...underwear....!!! It has ORANGE BATS... I'm so amused!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

!!!

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!!!!!!

...Okay, this is officially my BEST POST EVER. :D

[persephone-blue.livejournal.com]

Quite.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

Eee, the Fantasy Witch has a hat that LIGHTS UP AND ALSO HAS A LITTLE PLUSH SPIDER DANGLING FROM IT.

Unfortunately, those things never fit me. Guess I'll stick with my plan of going as A Gothic Novel.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

In other news, I'm poking around the site and am intrigued to discover that they keep the hooker costumes under the heading "All-American".

[seraphtrevs.livejournal.com]

Icon twins! (Sort of!)

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

Fraternal icon twins!

[yamapea.livejournal.com]

:)) I love it.

[seraphtrevs.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha! The first thing I thought when I saw the first one was "OMG IT'S A SUE!" XD

[orpheus-samhain.livejournal.com]

these costumes are great, heheh I'd like to see someone in the street dressed like this :D

[emeraldjay.livejournal.com]

I like the Policeman, Mountie, Male Cop, and Mailman costumes.

[karasu-hime.livejournal.com]

Teh pretty! I think snape need to dress up for remus!!!

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

53 bucks for that costume? No fuckin' way, man.

[exbentley]

dhaslkfhlaj Oh my god. That site. I am just like "Oh, I MUST have that. And that. And that." The gartered stockings. The vampire stuff. This is why I don't shop online. But aaaaah Gryffindor slut. I want it in the other House colours!

It doesn't help that I am putting on a Harry Potter performance for puca_project sfkaljfj I am not sure that costume is entirely appropriate for Harry however... safhsalf aslkfjsafj; saflkhsalk okay that may need fic. Or art. Or.

Brain out of control, send help and new keyboard! sakjfaskf;

[aiji-yuywell.livejournal.com]

hmm... I've seen all of these lovely costumes at my neighbourhood sex shop! I even considered buying the candy-corn witch one!

Love the blatant rip-off of HP. It makes me want to sue someone.

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

Hey, I have no idea if you read Two Lumps, but if you don't, you should check out today's (http://www.twolumps.net/d/20061011.html). I realize I'm just some random dork on the internet, but I've seen enough of your fic and fic recs and general writing and suchlike that I think you'd like it.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Omigod, I love Two Lumps, and this was PERFECT! Yessss.

[gestaltrose.livejournal.com]

How do you find this stuff? OMG this was great. I got here from this (http://ponderosa121.livejournal.com/609035.html) post by ponderosa121 she did a number on Draco.

Rose