Crack!Drabble: Love In the Time of Carne Asada (Remus/Sirius)

[amanuensis1]

In one of those "you had to be there" moments, xylodemon saw a "Full Moon Special" at Taco Bell and noted: "I totally pictured an incredibly stoned Sirius going to a Taco Bell drive-thru on the motorbike because pre-transformation Remus was demanding nachos." So this is her fault.

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With an expression less murderous and more of a sulk, Sirius tossed each foil- or paper-wrapped lard bomb onto the bed, where they landed about the reclining Remus like some freak beef-and-bean hailstorm. "Nachos Muygrande, Chicken Enchilada, Spicy Steak 'n' Spanakopitafajita, whatever the hell that is..."

"Did you get the Cinnamon Crispitos?" For a man supposedly too feeble to make the trek to the Happy Taco drive-in himself, two days before the full moon, Remus looked quite hale as he rooted through the bags in search of sugary deep-fried goodness.

"I don't fucking remember and I'm not fucking going back if I didn't."

"May you end up in Azkaban a Dementor's bitch."

"May you marry a metamorph who sends you out after curry and chips every time she changes her bleeding hair color, let alone when she's pregnant."

"Mine's nastier."

"Mine's more creative."

"Eh." Remus tore into a Shrimp Quesalupa. "Like that'll ever happen."

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha!

I flove your brain.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, this brain. Gets me into such trouble sometimes. *hugs*

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

Spanakopitafajita! *dies*

Damn, this is funny. And so plausible, too.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Once on MST3K, they had a riff on the goofy Mexican food names Americans create. I remember the Emperor Hirohito Burrito fondly.

And er, plausible except for the existence of shrimp at a Taco Bell clone, right? ^_^

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

You wicked woman. So it was all Sirius' fault!!

Now I want to eat this type of food, and the nearest Taco Bell is Noo Yawk. Damn this Blighty. *shakes fist*

xxx

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Well, there was kind of mutual cursing and all. So you can blame them both!

*emails you enchirito*

[penknife.livejournal.com]

Hee! I would totally order a Spanakopitafajita.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, me too--feta and spinach and grilled meat/vegetable goodness!

[fraught.livejournal.com]

Brilliant! :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Silly piece of brain-seizing stuff that wouldn't go away. Hee!

[sciencegeek.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! And the allusion to Tonks...

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

People in the Wizarding World shouldn't curse each other! It's like mummies! ^_^

whee!

[fabularasa.livejournal.com]

And now I am totally jonesing for a chicken gordita and two bean burritos especial. I will eat anything, however improbable, that contains spanakopita as an ingredient, and since we seem to be heading for a place, culturally speaking, where we as a country will in fact consume anything as long as it wrapped in the enfolding embrace of a floppy flour tortilla? Better spanakopita than other things I can think of.

And quesalupa, hee. You so funny.

Re: whee!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's only fair, since I've been craving--and eating--of all things, bologna sandwiches since your Jay Pee Three story. On kiddie white bread with American Cheese and mayo and mustard with lettuce, just like I DIDN'T get as a kid because my mom never bought such ingredients and had to start assembling when I was on my own.

Typo fixed! Even when I don't ask for beta you are my beta. ^_^ *hugs*

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Ha ha, loved it! You're the best. :)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I never tell you enough how much I love that icon!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

"Like that'll ever happen."

Bwah! Now you have to write at least the latter, because I believe you already wrote the former. ;) Uh, but make the metamorph Narcissa, just for AU's silliness sake.

Needed this today like a Spankakopitafajita, baby. *smooches*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, god, I already have enough AU's all over the place with Sirius going through a Mexican drive-thru in 1978 England, don't I? I mean, that's got to be ludicrous enough!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Hee, hee, ow, hee, OWWWWWWW..

Hee. :)

You are, as ever, bruilliant.

And now I, too, want a Spanakopitafajita.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I think I shall have to start an assembly line and produce them now. ^_^

[many-miles-away.livejournal.com]

...

*bursts out laughing*

I was already loving you at the "May you end up in Azkaban a Dementor's bitch", but the Tonks foreshadowing is pure brilliance. So that's who's to blame for this atrocious ship! Sirius, you stupid ass, couldn't you have hold your tongue?!

♥ You're wonderfully insane.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Curses in the Wizarding World are effing DANGEROUS, man! XD So glad you liked!

[monzz.livejournal.com]

Hee! *is amused* The food names are wonderful ^_^

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Mexican food names are TOO EASY. One should have a licence before one can wield them like that!

[violet_quill]

"May you marry a metamorph who sends you out after curry and chips every time she changes her bleeding hair color, let alone when she's pregnant."

Ahahahahahaha*snort*hahahahahaha.

And the bit above the cut tag made me laugh just as much as the drabble. :-D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It's moments like that, when you snarf your corn flakes/diet Dr. Pepper/bologna sandwich/what-have-you that bring the bunnies. HARD.

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The things people make grow in my BRAIN! I swear, it's like Star Trek Two Wrath of Khan sometimes.

[josanpq.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*noogies you fondly!*

[cluegirl.livejournal.com]

*Has flashbacks to 7 years of 2 meals-per-day @ Taco Hell when working with my brother, who won't bloodywell eat anywhere ELSE*

*Hides under bed and quakes for a week*

Seriously, best part? The food names.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The food names were fun and too, too easy. (They demonstrated that once on MST3K.)

[lexique.livejournal.com]

*sporfle*

*adores you*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*giggles, hugs*

[lycoris.livejournal.com]

*SPORFLE!*

"May you marry a metamorph who sends you out after curry and chips every time she changes her bleeding hair color, let alone when she's pregnant."

Best. Line. Ever.

*goes away to laugh hysterically in peace*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm still not sure if "Metamorphmagus" exceeds "Pre-transformation werewolf" on the Cravings-o-meter, but it's fun to pretend it does!

Shrimp at Taco Bell

[widder-shins.livejournal.com]

At one point many many years ago, the local Taco Bells here in mid Missouri did have seafood items and shrimp soft tacos, shrimp taco salads and something else with shrimp was amongst the menu items.
When I was pregnant with my youngest I worked at TB...everything had to have gaucamole....everything.....

Re: Shrimp at Taco Bell

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh! I do recall when there were Baja Fish Tacos at some Taco Bells--never where I lived, but I did see them while travelling. I never did see shrimp, though! Ooh, wonder if those were any good.

Mmm, guacamole. LOVE guacamole!

[mizbean.livejournal.com]

That made my day, thank you!!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You made mine, thank YOU!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_riz/]

LMAO! Oh, it hurts.

[tocada.livejournal.com]

*stares at icon* no fucking kidding.

[tocada.livejournal.com]

Spanakopitafajita <. do the sell THAT? omg.
And your title reminded me of "Amores en tiempos de cólera", a novel by Gabriel Garcia Márquez, and I don't really know what to think about it, so I'll set it in "feaked".

[tocada.livejournal.com]

Sorry, I forgot to translate the title of Gabo's novel:
Love in the time of cholera.
*departs*

[miss-f.livejournal.com]

Nice! *Very* nice. :-)))

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Bit of silly fun. ^_^

[gwendolyngrace.livejournal.com]

The world needs more incredibly stoned Sirius on a motorbike running errands for pre-moon Remus.

And it would serve JKR Remus right if she does send him out for curry and chips all the time, her and her multicolored werewolf cubs. Neh.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

"And where's my cheese-and-onion ice cream?"
"Tonks, love, they don't make cheese-and-onion ice cream."
"You're a wizard. Get some."

[pinkfinity.livejournal.com]

I am so, so very happy now. Sad, but happy.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It is a little wistful, is it not? Meant it to be!