"51 Snupin Challenges" by demon_of_rice

[amanuensis1]

Lookee, I DID start something!

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10) Unrequited love: either Snape or Lupin admires the other as a student and knows it can lead to nothing...

"I love you."
"It can lead to nothing."
"Okay."

THE END

18) Lupin just wants to roll over on his back and whine when he hears Snape's menacing voice.

"I'm not in the mood."
"But… but… Sevvie… I thought you loved me… Don't you love me anymore? Am I not good enough for you? Do you think I need to lose weight? I'm too fat right? You think I'm fat! How can you be so cruel to me?"
"Put a sock in it and move over."

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*giggles like idiot* Go check out demon_of_rice's take on the lupin_snape's F-Q-F a la my "53 Stories About Snape and Black." Go here!

Comments

[ellid.livejournal.com]

My two favorites:

1. The rare potions ingredient turns out to be werewolf snot.

2. Severus bought a Tony Bennet CD on Ebay and got Remus as his premium.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

And #49 killed me:

49) Sirius and Harry are married and their life is perfect. Except that their best friend, Remus Lupin, is slowly wasting away from loneliness. Will they put aside their hatred for Severus Snape to make the werewolf happy?

Sirius: Do you think we should set up Remus with Snape?
Harry: No, darling, we hate him remember?
Sirius: Oh yeah. Nevermind.

THE END

[ter369.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the link! I love parody.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Me, too! You're welcome!

[bell-witch.livejournal.com]

I added that to my memories. I also friended the Lupin Snape community. Where's the link to your Black/Snape stories, wot? I'm a glutton for punishment.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*grins* I didn't put it in the post because I didn't want anyone to think I was trying to garner attention for m'own stuff yet again--but it's here: http://www.amanuensis1.com/fiftythreestories.html

*Giggles Helplessly*

[hirei.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that was just too great! I really loved all the doubles - 11, 22, 33, and 44 were my favorites, especially 33.

~Me

Re: *Giggles Helplessly*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Heh, thank you! Was fun going back and seeing which ones those were.

Re: *Giggles Helplessly*

[hirei.livejournal.com]

LOL - your welcome! BTW, I LOVE the icon. Seriously. (heh, whenever I say 'Serious' or 'Seriously' I think of Sirius now. He won't get out of my head!)

~Me

[http://users.livejournal.com/_riz/]

YAY! Thanks for linking.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_riz/]

"No, stop asking."
"Please! Just one quick shag?"
"Nicholas Flamel! Just leave me alone!"
"Oh, fine. Now I've got to go and try to make that stupid stone."

*cracks up* Also, once again I'm horrified by some of the things that were actual requests. What is WRONG with people. >_>

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I like cliche fic as much as the next person, but, I dunno...some of 'em...

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

These are too funny! :D Thanks for the link.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm glad people are enjoying them as much as I am!

[delfeus.livejournal.com]

Have you thought of writing Lucius/Ron? Non-con or not non-con, I don't really care. I just started to think about the pairing and it would be kind of interesting to see... I'm not a big fan of Ron, but with Lucius, he might be interesting. :)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Short answer is no, just because Ron doesn't inspire me like Harry does, and that's the only reason, really. Lucius/Ron is no more or less likely than a Lucius/Harry pairing!