One day after the event, which, no, I didn't watch.

[amanuensis1]

I maintain that football would be more fun if the players were all in love with each other.

Seriously. All that hugging after a successful play. Don't you love the idea of the quarterback whispering to his downfield receiver, after a touchdown pass, "Dude. You are so gonna come your brains out tonight, mmmwah!"?

(My male collegues never seem to know how to react when I mention this.)

Comments

[gaaak.livejournal.com]

You know, that makes sense. And it'd just serve as motivation, no?

[teawithvoldy.livejournal.com]

LOL.

on a different but funny note:

There was a Aussie football player (rugby) who used to throw his opponants off concentration by sticking his fingers up their asses on the plaing field.

EEK!

[ellid.livejournal.com]

Hockey is even worse. They not only hug after goals, they're constantly patting each other on the butt.

Football love

[justinetre.livejournal.com]

*grinds in seat* Dude, now there's some incentive to watch!

[hpsauce.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of American football.
Soccer is better. You have to see the fuss when someone scores a goal, there is kissing, accompanying the hugging, and half of the time one has his legs wrapped around the others waist.

There was even this huge controversy a few months ago when one player grabbed another's 'tackle' when trying to get the ball. *sniggers*

[nothingbutfic.livejournal.com]

...What, you mean they don't?, says the person who's read football player RPS fic.

[ellid.livejournal.com]

There is (or, God help us, was) a hockey player mpreg archive. *shudders in horror*

[nothingbutfic.livejournal.com]

.....

There are no words.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

"Come on, guys! If we beat the ten-point spread, flavored condoms for everyone, woo!"

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Snorfle! Man, that takes me back. I saw a Harlem Globetrotter do that once to a guy trying to take his free throw.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The butt-patting is the best part!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

In your cockles! Right?

Re: Football love

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It really makes the game more fun, if you imagine all that going on in all the hugging!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I know, soccer celebrating is so darn sweet! Doesn't quite get me to watch it, but I love catching clips like that.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, cripes, have I ruined something for you? I humbly apologize. ^_^

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I enjoy mpreg but that's making even me go, "DUDE."

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

And now there's this ginormous-and-somehow-anatomically-impossible RPS orgy playing in my head. At work. Great. *sigh*

Helmets and greasepaint and quivering manly thighs, oh my!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

Even more amusing to think of the guys in their homes hugging and patting after a big touchdown.

_*snickers*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Can thighs quiver if they're manly? Oh, hell, in my universe, anything can happen.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Food, beer, sports, and sex. What wouldn't guys like about this, honestly?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

And once they've had enough food, beer and sports in them, wouldn't they be pleasantly surprised to find out what else feels good?

"Oh. Oh."

*visions of a man getting a blow job behind the television while his buddies watch.*

[pen-and-umbra.livejournal.com]

To paraphrase a favourite badfic of mine:

"Surprise," said the linebacker as he boned the wide receiver in the ass.

That would make anyone's thighs quiver, no? Mine especially, but then again, I love bad pr0n liek whoa.

[mklutz]

Dude, then you should be reading sports fanfiction.
...
It exists.

[cheshyre]

Well, what are we expected to think about a game with positions labelled "tight end" and "wide receiver"?

[orange-bastard.livejournal.com]

And some of those ends are *so tight* drool. Now I'll never be able to watch football again without thinking about this. thank you