Ha ha ha ha ha! That's fucking hilarious! I love it! It also reminds me strongly of a scene from the epilogue of my fic, Dreaming in Colour, which I quote to you now (note: S & R have just returned from tracking down the last of the DE's, with R in a controllable-werewolf potion deal):
Remus shifted uncomfortably. "I'm - er - not all that hungry, actually," he said, sounding a bit awkward.
Harry looked pointedly at Severus. "You're not?" he repeated.
Severus looked up and grinned. "He's full."
"Full of what?" Draco asked.
The grin grew. "He just ate Wormtail this morning."
Harry just stared, somewhat incredulously. Then he looked at Draco, and they started to laugh. "You did?" Harry directed at his godfather. "I thought you didn't like eating people. In werewolf form, of course - I know you don't like eating people in your normal state."
Remus' face had reddened, but he smiled, not looking away from his tea. "He asked for it," he said.
A confused exchange of looks. "He did?" Draco said. "What did he do?"
"No, I mean literally," Remus said, looking up now, and grinning fiendlishly. "He said, and I quote: 'Eat me'."
Severus started to laugh, too. "So, he did," he said.
Harry wiped away tears of mirth. "You're right, I do want to see that for myself," he said. "What did you do, while it was going on?"
"Me? I just stood there and laughed," Severus said, still grinning. "He says he feels sick now, though."
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Date: 2005-01-02 03:37 am (UTC)Remus shifted uncomfortably. "I'm - er - not all that hungry, actually," he said, sounding a bit awkward.
Harry looked pointedly at Severus. "You're not?" he repeated.
Severus looked up and grinned. "He's full."
"Full of what?" Draco asked.
The grin grew. "He just ate Wormtail this morning."
Harry just stared, somewhat incredulously. Then he looked at Draco, and they started to laugh. "You did?" Harry directed at his godfather. "I thought you didn't like eating people. In werewolf form, of course - I know you don't like eating people in your normal state."
Remus' face had reddened, but he smiled, not looking away from his tea. "He asked for it," he said.
A confused exchange of looks. "He did?" Draco said. "What did he do?"
"No, I mean literally," Remus said, looking up now, and grinning fiendlishly. "He said, and I quote: 'Eat me'."
Severus started to laugh, too. "So, he did," he said.
Harry wiped away tears of mirth. "You're right, I do want to see that for myself," he said. "What did you do, while it was going on?"
"Me? I just stood there and laughed," Severus said, still grinning. "He says he feels sick now, though."
Three cheers for Remus! :) I loved it.