Lj Drabble Night, Feb 27, 2004
Feb. 27th, 2004 07:12 pmThe theme was "Games."
Snape/Black. Cops'n'Robbers. (challenge by Blue)
"Oh, do come down from there, Black," said Snape.
There was a thud as the individual--Black, of course--lost his grip and came down. On his feet, so, Snape saw no reason for the yowl of pain. "How'd you know it was me?"
Snape didn't even turn. "Really, Black."
"Miss me?"
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't scream for the authorities right now."
"Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?" Sirius came forward, grinning. "All right. Snap on the restraints. Have your wicked way with me."
"This is Hogwarts, and you are a fugitive. If anyone saw you enter, they'll wonder immediately why I'm not raising the alarm. Can you find some way of not placing us all at risk next time, you selfish bastard?"
"I like my idea better."
Snape rolled his eyes.
Although...
The set of wristcuffs in the closet had been neglected, recently.
Weasley Twin(s)/Anyone. Trivial Pursuit. (challenge by
dragon_light)
"Put that down," murmurs Voldemort, and though he has not named either one of them, both of the twins set down their respective unlit firework and glass flute immediately.
Nor do they wait, but approach their master as soon as the items have been discarded.
"Yes, my lord."
"How may we serve, my lord?"
Voldemort reaches out a hand, pets the fire-bright hair of each. "I would prefer a different entertainment just now. Go to the bedroom and disrobe. I shall be there shortly."
"Yes, my lord," comes dual-voiced, their eyes not remotely dull nor broken. No, they are animated, respectful. Voldemort's minions did an especially fine job with these two.
Court jesters and court concubines in one. Has any emperor ever been so fortunate?
Snape/Hagrid. Apples To Apples (challenge by
goseaward)
"I c'n fix that leak in the ceiling," says Hagrid.
"Merlin, drink this before you give me that cold," says Snape.
"Yer so tense. Let me see what I c'n do with those shoulders," says Hagrid.
"I'll be out well past midnight tomorrow. Don't sit up worrying," says Snape.
"Didn't think you had time to cook. Stew's in the cauldron on the hearth," says Hagrid.
"I thought your umbrella looked a bit shabby around the edges. Bought you a yellow one," says Snape.
"Yer mother firecalled. I gave her yer love," says Hagrid.
"Your hut's a fright. Don't you ever clean? Oh, never mind, I'll do it," says Snape.
"Good night," says Hagrid.
"Good night," says Snape.
And there are good-night kisses.
They can translate.
Ron/Harry. Candyland. (challenge by
rosesanguina)
"What can I get you?" A wrinkled, but beloved, hand pushes the wisps of grey hair away from Ron's forehead. "Tea? Broth?"
"I'm fine."
Harry's face breaks into a smile. "How about a Chocolate Frog?"
Ron's happy to see Harry smile at his own joke. "You know--" he does his best to sit up on his arthritic elbows; Harry's hand goes automatically to pull up the pillow behind his head--"Mum never believed me when I told her I could feel those jumping in my stomach for hours, after. Said it was my imagination."
"Well, she was wrong." Harry cleans his spectacles, replaces them. Ron knows he's blinking to hide tears, though.
Ron's own vision is blurring. "You know, maybe I will have tea."
He doesn't want Harry at the bedside, when it happens. Perhaps, on one of Harry's trips to the kitchen, fate will be kind to him.
Harry/Sirius. Blind Man's Bluff. (challenge by
cluegirl)
"No. Go back to your own room. To your own bed."
Harry doesn't budge. "I know you like guys."
"That has absolutely nothing to do with it. Go."
"I know you like me."
"Yes, I like you, but not in that way. Get--Christ, Harry, are you naked?"
"Yes. So are you. And you're lying."
"The hell."
"Remus told me."
Sirius is silent for a moment. A crucial moment. Then: "Remus has a big mouth, you know that?"
Harry gets closer, and right then Sirius can't bring himself to push his godson--his naked godson--away. "So do you."
Tricksy little brat. Sirius doesn't even have time to protest the trap before Harry's silencing him further with his own, hot, sweet, anything but big, mouth.
Marcus/Oliver, Risk. (challenge by
prillalar)
Flint is on his knees in front of Oliver, who can't form words right now. His fingers are gripping Flint's shoulders, and Flint's mouth is doing criminally wonderful things to his cock, while his fingers perform similar illegalities to his balls and the crack of his arse. Oliver would like to say, "Stop," or "Yes," or "More," something, but that just isn't possible right now.
It's not possible until after he comes.
Flint is sitting back, licking his lips obscenely and grinning, when Oliver finally says, "Fuck." He swallows against a dry throat. "You don't waste time sweet-talking, do you?"
"Fuck sweet talk. Sweet talk to get to sex is like starting in Europe when you're playing Risk."
Oliver blinks. "Pardon?"
"Start in Australia and conquer, my friend. And that--" he tweaks Oliver's sated prick-- "that's Australia, that is."
Oliver thinks Flint's mixed his metaphors, but he doesn’t care.
Snape/Black. Cops'n'Robbers. (challenge by Blue)
"Oh, do come down from there, Black," said Snape.
There was a thud as the individual--Black, of course--lost his grip and came down. On his feet, so, Snape saw no reason for the yowl of pain. "How'd you know it was me?"
Snape didn't even turn. "Really, Black."
"Miss me?"
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't scream for the authorities right now."
"Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?" Sirius came forward, grinning. "All right. Snap on the restraints. Have your wicked way with me."
"This is Hogwarts, and you are a fugitive. If anyone saw you enter, they'll wonder immediately why I'm not raising the alarm. Can you find some way of not placing us all at risk next time, you selfish bastard?"
"I like my idea better."
Snape rolled his eyes.
Although...
The set of wristcuffs in the closet had been neglected, recently.
Weasley Twin(s)/Anyone. Trivial Pursuit. (challenge by
"Put that down," murmurs Voldemort, and though he has not named either one of them, both of the twins set down their respective unlit firework and glass flute immediately.
Nor do they wait, but approach their master as soon as the items have been discarded.
"Yes, my lord."
"How may we serve, my lord?"
Voldemort reaches out a hand, pets the fire-bright hair of each. "I would prefer a different entertainment just now. Go to the bedroom and disrobe. I shall be there shortly."
"Yes, my lord," comes dual-voiced, their eyes not remotely dull nor broken. No, they are animated, respectful. Voldemort's minions did an especially fine job with these two.
Court jesters and court concubines in one. Has any emperor ever been so fortunate?
Snape/Hagrid. Apples To Apples (challenge by
"I c'n fix that leak in the ceiling," says Hagrid.
"Merlin, drink this before you give me that cold," says Snape.
"Yer so tense. Let me see what I c'n do with those shoulders," says Hagrid.
"I'll be out well past midnight tomorrow. Don't sit up worrying," says Snape.
"Didn't think you had time to cook. Stew's in the cauldron on the hearth," says Hagrid.
"I thought your umbrella looked a bit shabby around the edges. Bought you a yellow one," says Snape.
"Yer mother firecalled. I gave her yer love," says Hagrid.
"Your hut's a fright. Don't you ever clean? Oh, never mind, I'll do it," says Snape.
"Good night," says Hagrid.
"Good night," says Snape.
And there are good-night kisses.
They can translate.
Ron/Harry. Candyland. (challenge by
"What can I get you?" A wrinkled, but beloved, hand pushes the wisps of grey hair away from Ron's forehead. "Tea? Broth?"
"I'm fine."
Harry's face breaks into a smile. "How about a Chocolate Frog?"
Ron's happy to see Harry smile at his own joke. "You know--" he does his best to sit up on his arthritic elbows; Harry's hand goes automatically to pull up the pillow behind his head--"Mum never believed me when I told her I could feel those jumping in my stomach for hours, after. Said it was my imagination."
"Well, she was wrong." Harry cleans his spectacles, replaces them. Ron knows he's blinking to hide tears, though.
Ron's own vision is blurring. "You know, maybe I will have tea."
He doesn't want Harry at the bedside, when it happens. Perhaps, on one of Harry's trips to the kitchen, fate will be kind to him.
Harry/Sirius. Blind Man's Bluff. (challenge by
"No. Go back to your own room. To your own bed."
Harry doesn't budge. "I know you like guys."
"That has absolutely nothing to do with it. Go."
"I know you like me."
"Yes, I like you, but not in that way. Get--Christ, Harry, are you naked?"
"Yes. So are you. And you're lying."
"The hell."
"Remus told me."
Sirius is silent for a moment. A crucial moment. Then: "Remus has a big mouth, you know that?"
Harry gets closer, and right then Sirius can't bring himself to push his godson--his naked godson--away. "So do you."
Tricksy little brat. Sirius doesn't even have time to protest the trap before Harry's silencing him further with his own, hot, sweet, anything but big, mouth.
Marcus/Oliver, Risk. (challenge by
Flint is on his knees in front of Oliver, who can't form words right now. His fingers are gripping Flint's shoulders, and Flint's mouth is doing criminally wonderful things to his cock, while his fingers perform similar illegalities to his balls and the crack of his arse. Oliver would like to say, "Stop," or "Yes," or "More," something, but that just isn't possible right now.
It's not possible until after he comes.
Flint is sitting back, licking his lips obscenely and grinning, when Oliver finally says, "Fuck." He swallows against a dry throat. "You don't waste time sweet-talking, do you?"
"Fuck sweet talk. Sweet talk to get to sex is like starting in Europe when you're playing Risk."
Oliver blinks. "Pardon?"
"Start in Australia and conquer, my friend. And that--" he tweaks Oliver's sated prick-- "that's Australia, that is."
Oliver thinks Flint's mixed his metaphors, but he doesn’t care.
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Date: 2004-02-27 09:46 pm (UTC)The Weasleys bit was very funny indeed, as was the Marcus/Oliver. Oh what silly fun this was! Thank you!
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Date: 2004-02-27 09:47 pm (UTC)But on the other hand, the Twin/Tom(dear lord that looks funny) was just... wickedly funny.
The last two were rather amusing, the others just made my head hurt. XD Good show, though. =D
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Date: 2004-02-27 10:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-27 09:53 pm (UTC)...handcuffs. Oh mrrr<3
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Date: 2004-02-27 10:14 pm (UTC)Miss you!
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Date: 2004-02-27 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-27 10:25 pm (UTC)Dear God I want a pair! Perhaps Riddle and I can strike an agreement...
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Date: 2004-02-27 10:47 pm (UTC)Right. Now that I've stopped imagining the twins in nothing but collars...
Date: 2004-02-27 10:41 pm (UTC)I loved the Snape/Hagrid one the best, I think. :) I've always had a soft spot for those two, and I love the way your fluff is in the subtext, not the text. :D I felt all meltygooeygood.
They can translate.
*cries with joy*
Oh, how sweet, how perfect! *huggles Snagrid*
The Ron/Harry just about killed me, though, so I won't care to review it. I'm very angry with that drabble, actually. DRABBLES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HURT SO MUCH. Damn it. Damn it all.
The Marcus/Oliver was hot. I needed a good blowjob to cheer me up after the Drabble That Shall Not Be Named. Love Flint's metaphors. Loved Oliver's who-the-fuck-cares-just-suck-me attitude. Loved the crystal-clear visual I had of this situation, although I can't quite understand how the visual was so clear, since you didn't give many visual details. Must be the skill of your writing again. Flint's tongue was beautiful.
I apologize for not reading your Sirius/Harry, but after reading the Drabble That Shall Not Be Named, I didn't think I could stand any more character death. I didn't know if Sirius was dead in that drabble, but I couldn't take the chance.
*goes back to imagining Weasley twins oiled and entwined on silk sheets*
*tries vainly to cheer self up*
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Date: 2004-02-27 11:07 pm (UTC)*wipes eyes*
I'm not sure if I should curse you or love you for being able to bring me to tears with so few words. ;)
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Date: 2004-02-27 11:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-02-27 11:18 pm (UTC)*beams at mention of Australia* Go Australia! *waves flag*
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Date: 2004-02-28 12:09 am (UTC)Snape/Hagrid was brilliant, they all were acutally, as usual *growls at your talent*
Aussie Aussie Aussie! *waits for distorted echo*
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Date: 2004-02-28 01:57 am (UTC)Then Hitler in the 30's: Czechoslovakia, Poland, France...Russian front: Not a good idea...Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid... Because you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to that Russian front. Seven extra men at the beginning of every turn but you couldn't fucking hold it. Austral-Asia, that's the one; just get everyone on the purples and just build up, build up, build up!
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Date: 2004-02-28 08:18 am (UTC)"Oh, it's a bit cold, it's a bit cold..."
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Date: 2004-02-28 02:35 am (UTC)1. Funny! Drama Queen Sirius... complete with accessories.
2. Wicked. Although I half expected Voldie to grab them by the ears, muttering, "Meriodoc Weasley... Peregrin Weasley. I might have known."
3. Cute! Although I've never played this game, I think I understand the concept. Still, I'm simultaneously charmed and confused. Maybe I'm just not used to sweet, fussy Snape. Especially not the way you tend to write him.
4. Oh. My. God. You just broke my heart. *hugs*
5. Snort. It was excellent, but somehow the "So do you" sounds... I don't know, it made "bow chikkka bow bow" music go off in my head, y'know? I'm not sure anything else there would've given me a different reaction, though, so maybe it's just me.
6. Ooooh. A dicey situation, that....
Love 'em, dear!
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Date: 2004-02-28 08:29 am (UTC)2. *completely DIES* Don't make me write Gandalf/Merry/Pippin, DON'T make me! It will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
3. I don't know the game either, but the principle is based on the idea of the phrase, I was told: comparing things that are the same at their essence. And so I went with the two of them never spouting mush at each other, but they can hear it in each other's words all the same.
4. Awww! *is feeling a bit contrite to have made people wibble with that one*
5. Oh, that was SO very bow-chicka-bow-bow! Not just you.
6. Oh, is that the best you can do? Honestly! ^_^
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Date: 2004-02-28 04:30 am (UTC)And, Aggressive!Harry/can't-resist!Sirius which I really can't-resist! *melts*
(Sorry, I'm in such an annoying Harry/Sirius OTP mood now, that I even don't comment much on that gentle, calm and Kleenex Friendly Harry/Ron)
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Date: 2004-02-28 08:33 am (UTC)(I love whoever started calling OotP "O, OTP!" And it can mean anyone we want.)
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Date: 2004-02-28 04:38 am (UTC)And that Ron/Harry piece...I got all fluttery inside. It was so pretty and sad and beautiful and...waah.
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Date: 2004-02-28 08:35 am (UTC)And thank you, thank you so much!
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Date: 2004-02-28 05:39 am (UTC)*sobs quietly in the corner*
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Date: 2004-02-28 07:19 am (UTC)This just stopped me in my tracks so suddenly, all other drabbles disappeared. *grins* Yow. Someone needs to draw that or write it. Yow yow yow. Lovely, you.
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Date: 2004-02-28 08:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-28 08:46 am (UTC)thanks for sharing!
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Date: 2004-02-28 09:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-02-28 10:07 am (UTC)I don't know the game "apples to apples."
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Date: 2004-02-28 10:23 am (UTC)And the game was unfamiliar to me too but I was told it's based on the "comparing like to like" principle.
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Date: 2004-02-28 11:13 am (UTC)I think Voldie/Twins is my new OT3! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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Date: 2004-02-28 12:30 pm (UTC)(I liked the Weaslys, too!!)
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Date: 2004-02-28 01:05 pm (UTC)BWAhaha! Love this! Remind me never to play against you in Risk, by the way -- I can own the world from Turkey, but I've never played against an Aussie strategist before, and you're probably clever enough to own me badly
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Date: 2004-02-28 03:33 pm (UTC)You killed me here. *sniffles*
And the Sirius/Harry was great.
Oh, and Marcus is absolutely right: you always start from Australia. =)
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Date: 2004-02-28 03:47 pm (UTC)