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The theme was "Games."



Snape/Black. Cops'n'Robbers. (challenge by Blue)

"Oh, do come down from there, Black," said Snape.

There was a thud as the individual--Black, of course--lost his grip and came down. On his feet, so, Snape saw no reason for the yowl of pain. "How'd you know it was me?"

Snape didn't even turn. "Really, Black."

"Miss me?"

"Give me one reason why I shouldn't scream for the authorities right now."

"Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?" Sirius came forward, grinning. "All right. Snap on the restraints. Have your wicked way with me."

"This is Hogwarts, and you are a fugitive. If anyone saw you enter, they'll wonder immediately why I'm not raising the alarm. Can you find some way of not placing us all at risk next time, you selfish bastard?"

"I like my idea better."

Snape rolled his eyes.

Although...

The set of wristcuffs in the closet had been neglected, recently.




Weasley Twin(s)/Anyone. Trivial Pursuit. (challenge by [livejournal.com profile] dragon_light)

"Put that down," murmurs Voldemort, and though he has not named either one of them, both of the twins set down their respective unlit firework and glass flute immediately.

Nor do they wait, but approach their master as soon as the items have been discarded.

"Yes, my lord."

"How may we serve, my lord?"

Voldemort reaches out a hand, pets the fire-bright hair of each. "I would prefer a different entertainment just now. Go to the bedroom and disrobe. I shall be there shortly."

"Yes, my lord," comes dual-voiced, their eyes not remotely dull nor broken. No, they are animated, respectful. Voldemort's minions did an especially fine job with these two.

Court jesters and court concubines in one. Has any emperor ever been so fortunate?




Snape/Hagrid. Apples To Apples (challenge by [livejournal.com profile] goseaward)

"I c'n fix that leak in the ceiling," says Hagrid.

"Merlin, drink this before you give me that cold," says Snape.

"Yer so tense. Let me see what I c'n do with those shoulders," says Hagrid.

"I'll be out well past midnight tomorrow. Don't sit up worrying," says Snape.

"Didn't think you had time to cook. Stew's in the cauldron on the hearth," says Hagrid.

"I thought your umbrella looked a bit shabby around the edges. Bought you a yellow one," says Snape.

"Yer mother firecalled. I gave her yer love," says Hagrid.

"Your hut's a fright. Don't you ever clean? Oh, never mind, I'll do it," says Snape.

"Good night," says Hagrid.

"Good night," says Snape.

And there are good-night kisses.

They can translate.




Ron/Harry. Candyland. (challenge by [livejournal.com profile] rosesanguina)

"What can I get you?" A wrinkled, but beloved, hand pushes the wisps of grey hair away from Ron's forehead. "Tea? Broth?"

"I'm fine."

Harry's face breaks into a smile. "How about a Chocolate Frog?"

Ron's happy to see Harry smile at his own joke. "You know--" he does his best to sit up on his arthritic elbows; Harry's hand goes automatically to pull up the pillow behind his head--"Mum never believed me when I told her I could feel those jumping in my stomach for hours, after. Said it was my imagination."

"Well, she was wrong." Harry cleans his spectacles, replaces them. Ron knows he's blinking to hide tears, though.

Ron's own vision is blurring. "You know, maybe I will have tea."

He doesn't want Harry at the bedside, when it happens. Perhaps, on one of Harry's trips to the kitchen, fate will be kind to him.




Harry/Sirius. Blind Man's Bluff. (challenge by [livejournal.com profile] cluegirl)

"No. Go back to your own room. To your own bed."

Harry doesn't budge. "I know you like guys."

"That has absolutely nothing to do with it. Go."

"I know you like me."

"Yes, I like you, but not in that way. Get--Christ, Harry, are you naked?"

"Yes. So are you. And you're lying."

"The hell."

"Remus told me."

Sirius is silent for a moment. A crucial moment. Then: "Remus has a big mouth, you know that?"

Harry gets closer, and right then Sirius can't bring himself to push his godson--his naked godson--away. "So do you."

Tricksy little brat. Sirius doesn't even have time to protest the trap before Harry's silencing him further with his own, hot, sweet, anything but big, mouth.




Marcus/Oliver, Risk. (challenge by [livejournal.com profile] prillalar)

Flint is on his knees in front of Oliver, who can't form words right now. His fingers are gripping Flint's shoulders, and Flint's mouth is doing criminally wonderful things to his cock, while his fingers perform similar illegalities to his balls and the crack of his arse. Oliver would like to say, "Stop," or "Yes," or "More," something, but that just isn't possible right now.

It's not possible until after he comes.

Flint is sitting back, licking his lips obscenely and grinning, when Oliver finally says, "Fuck." He swallows against a dry throat. "You don't waste time sweet-talking, do you?"

"Fuck sweet talk. Sweet talk to get to sex is like starting in Europe when you're playing Risk."

Oliver blinks. "Pardon?"

"Start in Australia and conquer, my friend. And that--" he tweaks Oliver's sated prick-- "that's Australia, that is."

Oliver thinks Flint's mixed his metaphors, but he doesn’t care.
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Date: 2004-02-27 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dphearson.livejournal.com
Oh, fun!

The Weasleys bit was very funny indeed, as was the Marcus/Oliver. Oh what silly fun this was! Thank you!

Date: 2004-02-27 10:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
The Weasleys were funny? Eep! I think I love your sense of humor. ^_^

Date: 2004-02-27 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] satanbaker.livejournal.com
Dear lord, I almost started crying when I read the Ron/Harry. ;-; You evil woman! *poke*

But on the other hand, the Twin/Tom(dear lord that looks funny) was just... wickedly funny.

The last two were rather amusing, the others just made my head hurt. XD Good show, though. =D

Date: 2004-02-27 10:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Yeah, I was pretty shameless with the Ron/Harry, wasn't I? And I'm still reeling at the idea that the Tom/Twins (yeah, you're right, that's not a phrasing I see much!) is funny. You guys are great.

Date: 2004-02-27 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puppy-tenchan.livejournal.com
Wow, the Ron/Harry one was something I had never seen used before. Growing old, probably together. A sad story, but very much 'life'.

...handcuffs. Oh mrrr<3

Date: 2004-02-27 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Thank you! Yeah, I don't know where that came from, but it felt right for Ron/Harry.

Date: 2004-02-27 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] callsigns.livejournal.com
Oh god, the Ron/Harry had me all choked up, and I don't choke up at Ron/Harry. Fabulous, lady, I swear.

Date: 2004-02-27 10:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Aww! It just felt right for those two, right at that moment. I think I need to write some growing-old-together longfic sometime. Thank you!

Date: 2004-02-27 10:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] venivincere
I got big, round eyes at the F/G/V, but the Harry/Ron made me want to cry! Biiiiig lump in the throat! They're all wonderful, though. I wish I could have stayed tonight, but it's better, I think, that I didn't.

Miss you!

Date: 2004-02-27 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
YES! I was so sorry you had to go early--want to see more drabbles from you! Hope it was a good evening, anyway. (And thank you for the big eyes at the F/G/V--it gave me big eyes myself, wondering what I was doing, hee!)

Date: 2004-02-27 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] switchknife.livejournal.com
Court jesters and court concubines in one.

Dear God I want a pair! Perhaps Riddle and I can strike an agreement...

Date: 2004-02-27 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Yes! I mean, why waste twins? Red-haired twins? Honestly!

Date: 2004-02-27 10:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iibnf.livejournal.com
Such a sweet Snape/Hagrid! If anyone would understand Snape's bitching, it would be Hagrid.

Date: 2004-02-27 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
They can be SO damn cute together, can't they? Thank you!
From: [identity profile] switchknife.livejournal.com
... I can review the rest of the drabbles.

I loved the Snape/Hagrid one the best, I think. :) I've always had a soft spot for those two, and I love the way your fluff is in the subtext, not the text. :D I felt all meltygooeygood.

They can translate.

*cries with joy*

Oh, how sweet, how perfect! *huggles Snagrid*

The Ron/Harry just about killed me, though, so I won't care to review it. I'm very angry with that drabble, actually. DRABBLES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HURT SO MUCH. Damn it. Damn it all.

The Marcus/Oliver was hot. I needed a good blowjob to cheer me up after the Drabble That Shall Not Be Named. Love Flint's metaphors. Loved Oliver's who-the-fuck-cares-just-suck-me attitude. Loved the crystal-clear visual I had of this situation, although I can't quite understand how the visual was so clear, since you didn't give many visual details. Must be the skill of your writing again. Flint's tongue was beautiful.

I apologize for not reading your Sirius/Harry, but after reading the Drabble That Shall Not Be Named, I didn't think I could stand any more character death. I didn't know if Sirius was dead in that drabble, but I couldn't take the chance.

*goes back to imagining Weasley twins oiled and entwined on silk sheets*

*tries vainly to cheer self up*
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, you darling. First of all, there is no death in the Harry/Sirius! 'S fine. Go read! Then--okay, I abase myself for the Harry/Ron. Watch me scourgify myself! Really! Thank you for all the comments. Love you!

Date: 2004-02-27 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] absynthia.livejournal.com
The Ron/Harry...
*wipes eyes*

I'm not sure if I should curse you or love you for being able to bring me to tears with so few words. ;)

Date: 2004-02-27 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, my. *wipes your eyes* Here, blow. Sorry 'bout that! And thank you. ^_^

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Date: 2004-02-27 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ellipsisblack.livejournal.com
Regarding the Ron/Harry: you know, they say about Romeo and Juliet that it is the greatest love story ever. For me, this is far closer to it. That, after years and decades together, they still love each other. That has to be is a far greater love than one that destroyed itself in three days. Lol, sorry, that has been a gripe of mine ever since I studied Romeo and Juliet. Greatest love story ever, bah! :D The drabble was exceedingly sweet, too.

*beams at mention of Australia* Go Australia! *waves flag*

Date: 2004-02-28 08:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
There are people who've been together for years and years who are applauding you so hard right now! Even Shakespeare would be nodding. "Greatest love story ever? Well, it's drama, innit? I mean, I had to give the audiences drama, else they wouldn't come."

Date: 2004-02-28 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com
W00t to all of them, as always, although I got a bit confused during the Ron/Harry one, as I somehow read it that the chocolate frogs had been the things that were killing Ron. And I just couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry at the drabble after that. :/ *wishes she could be moved like the others*

Snape/Hagrid was brilliant, they all were acutally, as usual *growls at your talent*

Aussie Aussie Aussie! *waits for distorted echo*

Date: 2004-02-28 08:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Hee! I like your version of the Ron/Harry. Killer Chocolate Frogs, whee! Thank you for the terrific comments!

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Date: 2004-02-28 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twistingflame.livejournal.com
Hee! Lovely. The last one has me running Eddie Izzard quotes through my head.

Then Hitler in the 30's: Czechoslovakia, Poland, France...Russian front: Not a good idea...Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid... Because you know, playing Risk, you could never hold on to that Russian front. Seven extra men at the beginning of every turn but you couldn't fucking hold it. Austral-Asia, that's the one; just get everyone on the purples and just build up, build up, build up!

Date: 2004-02-28 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
When I heard him do that routine, I fell OVER. That's exactly how you have to play Risk if you want to win, I've learned. At least playing against a computer!

"Oh, it's a bit cold, it's a bit cold..."

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I can't resist

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Date: 2004-02-28 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sodomite.livejournal.com
So so so fun. It doesn't help that I distinctly remember my little cousins playing those games at the New Year. XD.

Date: 2004-02-28 08:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Now every time they pull out the board games, your brain will be elsewhere. Hee!

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Oh, goodie! A new batch

Date: 2004-02-28 02:35 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
In order:

1. Funny! Drama Queen Sirius... complete with accessories.

2. Wicked. Although I half expected Voldie to grab them by the ears, muttering, "Meriodoc Weasley... Peregrin Weasley. I might have known."

3. Cute! Although I've never played this game, I think I understand the concept. Still, I'm simultaneously charmed and confused. Maybe I'm just not used to sweet, fussy Snape. Especially not the way you tend to write him.

4. Oh. My. God. You just broke my heart. *hugs*

5. Snort. It was excellent, but somehow the "So do you" sounds... I don't know, it made "bow chikkka bow bow" music go off in my head, y'know? I'm not sure anything else there would've given me a different reaction, though, so maybe it's just me.

6. Ooooh. A dicey situation, that....

Love 'em, dear!

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Sobriquet :)

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Date: 2004-02-28 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
1. I'm still not sure if Sirius is going to be grinning when the cuffs come out or suddenly not so sure.
2. *completely DIES* Don't make me write Gandalf/Merry/Pippin, DON'T make me! It will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
3. I don't know the game either, but the principle is based on the idea of the phrase, I was told: comparing things that are the same at their essence. And so I went with the two of them never spouting mush at each other, but they can hear it in each other's words all the same.
4. Awww! *is feeling a bit contrite to have made people wibble with that one*
5. Oh, that was SO very bow-chicka-bow-bow! Not just you.
6. Oh, is that the best you can do? Honestly! ^_^

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Date: 2004-02-28 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] waccawheels.livejournal.com
Harry/Sirius..... *cries with joy*

And, Aggressive!Harry/can't-resist!Sirius which I really can't-resist! *melts*

(Sorry, I'm in such an annoying Harry/Sirius OTP mood now, that I even don't comment much on that gentle, calm and Kleenex Friendly Harry/Ron)

Date: 2004-02-28 08:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Nooo, don't worry, I'm thrilled that you liked the Harry/Sirius, thrilled! I love that pairing so much. OotP is so freaking guilty of cruelty, building up their relationship and then doing THAT. If I had no other audience for Harry/Sirius, I'd write it for YOU. Hell, I'd write it for ME.

(I love whoever started calling OotP "O, OTP!" And it can mean anyone we want.)

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Date: 2004-02-28 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] noirenails.livejournal.com
Oh dear lord. I adore that twins/Voldemort drabble. You know, I might draw some twins/Voldie art. And I should be studying.

And that Ron/Harry piece...I got all fluttery inside. It was so pretty and sad and beautiful and...waah.

Date: 2004-02-28 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Do it do it do it! Draw Voldie/Twins, MMMMM! Would be so delish.
And thank you, thank you so much!

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Date: 2004-02-28 05:39 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ceilidh
You just killed me with the Harry/Ron. So like Ron, to not want Harry to see that. Wah. Stories about people growing old together and dying make me all weepy. Especially these two. Friends till the end.

*sobs quietly in the corner*

Date: 2004-02-28 08:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh! I didn't mean to kill anybody, said Dorothy, standing there in her red shoes in the ruins of her house as the witch leaked life into the ground. Wah.

Date: 2004-02-28 07:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toft-froggy.livejournal.com
Oh... they're all so SWEET! You're not supposed to break peoples hearts with drabbles. *sniff* I couldn't even pick a favourite with these, I loved them all.

Date: 2004-02-28 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
*hugs you* You say the nicest things! Didn't mean to make you sniffle. Thank you so much!

Date: 2004-02-28 07:19 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/
Court jesters and court concubines in one. Has any emperor ever been so fortunate?

This just stopped me in my tracks so suddenly, all other drabbles disappeared. *grins* Yow. Someone needs to draw that or write it. Yow yow yow. Lovely, you.

Date: 2004-02-28 08:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Ooh, their eyes should have gold limning...maybe gold lip paint and gold powder dusting them a bit... And wearing loose silk! With a lot of bare limbs showing, mmm. Yyyyeah.

Date: 2004-02-28 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ntamara.livejournal.com
ah, court jester/concubines weasleys, and yay for the harry/sirius one *g*

thanks for sharing!

Date: 2004-02-28 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Thank YOU for commenting! Yeah, I like the idea of twin concubines, what can I say? *winks*

Date: 2004-02-28 10:07 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] idlerat.livejournal.com
Y'know, it's really kind of weird (well, I guess not, but considering the volume of fic) how rarely we see the kids getting old. I'll go with the crowd- Ron and Harry were intense. I also loved the last one, and in general the interpretation of the games, and the characters (e.g. Sirius in both his appearances) were very clever.

I don't know the game "apples to apples."

Date: 2004-02-28 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Given all the cross-gen fic I write, you think I'd have dealt with that by now, hee!

And the game was unfamiliar to me too but I was told it's based on the "comparing like to like" principle.

Date: 2004-02-28 11:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrycontrary.livejournal.com
Loved them all. Each and everyone. Funny, sweet, sad, sexy. All great, but...
I think Voldie/Twins is my new OT3! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Date: 2004-02-28 01:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Voldie/twins! (love your icon!) Yeah, we need more porny goodness of those three, definitely! Thank you so much. ^_^

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Date: 2004-02-28 12:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twigged.livejournal.com
Man, I'm developing a serious thing for Harry/Sirius, and I think it's mostly your fault. Which I'd argue makes it your responsibility to keep me fed. *eg*

(I liked the Weaslys, too!!)

Date: 2004-02-28 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, the motivation! Definitely will try to keep you supplied. Thank you for such lovely motivation, too. ^_^

Date: 2004-02-28 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cluegirl.livejournal.com
Start in Australia and conquer, my friend."
BWAhaha! Love this! Remind me never to play against you in Risk, by the way -- I can own the world from Turkey, but I've never played against an Aussie strategist before, and you're probably clever enough to own me badly

Date: 2004-02-28 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
It works without fail playing against the computer! Now, as far as the human element goes--that's where nothing is "no-fail," heh.

Date: 2004-02-28 03:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalnights.livejournal.com
Perhaps, on one of Harry's trips to the kitchen, fate will be kind to him.

You killed me here. *sniffles*

And the Sirius/Harry was great.

Oh, and Marcus is absolutely right: you always start from Australia. =)

Date: 2004-02-28 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Aw! Thank you so much! For sniffling with Harry/Ron, and enjoying the Harry/Sirius, and agreeing with Marcus, hee.
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