(Belated) KR Drabble Night, Feb 21 (23), 2004

[amanuensis1]

Aaaannnnd...I found time to catch up with the KR Drabble Night "Public Sex" themed-night, one at a time, in fifteen-minute(ish) increments. A few of these ended up as a two-hundred word "Oh, look, it's two drabbles!" cheat. ^_~



James/Peter. Fair is fair. (challenge by maeglin_yedi)

"I saw you."

Peter was still laughing. "What do you mean?"

James wasn't. The grin on his face had become, Peter realized, predatory. "I saw you."

Peter stopped laughing.

"You think those lap blankets conceal everything, don't you?" James's voice was a purr. "You think that we're all flying too fast on that pitch to see anything. Well, there's a reason that I'm a Seeker."

"You've got...good hands?" As soon as he said it, Peter knew he'd made a mistake.

"Those, too." James's hands had already moved to open Peter's fly, after that unintentionally innuendo'd invitation. "You don't get to fuck my boyfriend without my permission. I don't care if Sirius is gagging for it every hour of the day. Got me?"

"I--yes, Prongs."

"Good." James had Peter's trousers down to the knees. "Now turn and bend over."

Peter did.

"Maybe a threesome next time?"

"Don't push it, Wormtail."

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Remus/Harry. At the Werewolf Registration Office. (challenge by nimori)

"I'm so sorry, Mr. Lupin. But the probationary period is six months of documented unreproachable behavior before your employment certificate can be granted."

"But I need that certificate now! A position's been offered--if I can't take it now--"

"I'm truly sorry."

"Please. It only needs your signature."

"Are you asking me--a representative of this office--to lie for you, Mr. Lupin?"

"Yes. Please. I--tell me what you want to make it worth your while."

"I very much doubt--"

"Please."

"...You're quite serious?"

"Yes."

"Well. Stand, then. Now. Strip."

"...Pardon?"

"You asked me what I wanted. Were you not serious?"

"I--I'm very serious. All right. Yes."

Six minutes later, the door was opened. Both men froze.

"Oh, dear," said Arthur Weasley. "Today was, um, the day that, um, you and Harry had asked to borrrow my office, wasn't it, Remus?"

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Fred/George. Getting expelled in style. (challenge by ficbymarks)

They never worry about such things in their beds in the dormitory, with the silencing spells in place and Scouring charms to obscure the evidence later, but here on the desk, the door lock having rolled over in perfect submission to one of George's super-accelerated Alohomoras, Fred makes a point of pulling out before he comes, letting the bleach-scented ejaculate spray George's belly, his chest, and quite intentionally the periphery of the desk.

They should be going, before Filch passes by on one of his patrols and senses something suspicious, as Filch will. But tonight, Fred says, "I heard something from Ginny. Harry wants to use this office."

"He does?"

"Because of the fireplace. To contact Sirius, you filthy-minded git."

"Ah. Think we should help?"

"Yeah. But not an unlocking spell in the night. Could be the perfect time to try the Swamp as a distraction, don't you think?"

"Umbitch'll know."

"Of course."

George grins. "You're thinking it's time to push off, aren't you?"

"Might as well go out in style."

"What, leaving our bodily effluvia on her desk every night isn't stylish enough for you?"

"I aspire to higher things, m'love."

George cuffs him. Fred knows that means yes.

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Harry/Snape. "Ten points from Slytherin, Professor." (challenge by gaaak)

"I'm naked under my robes," Harry said.

Snape had not actually taken a bite of his toast yet; it was merely on its way to his mouth, so he did not choke.

Harry's thigh pressed harder against his, there on the bench. "Completely naked. The shirt collar's just a collar. No shirt. It's an extra long robe so you can't see the lack of trouser cuffs above my socks. Naked from collarbones to calves." Harry took a bite of his own toast and grinned. "What do you think of that?"

"I'm eating."

"Well, so what, you only need one hand to do that. Gimme the other."

Snape sighed as Harry grabbed his left hand and maneuvered it, under cover of the table, inside his robes. Snape took a bite of his own toast as though nothing was happening. Harry had been clever enough not to be whispering; a whisper would have had all eyes on them. Instead, none even noticed.

"You love giving me grey hairs, don't you?" he sighed as his hand was wrapped around a delightfully hardening protrusion.

"Be quiet or I'll take points, Professor," Harry said, cheeky as ever.

Snape gave up and ate his breakfast. One-handed.

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Snape/Sirius. Who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants? (challenge by gmth)

"You're sure you want to do this?"

"Yes," Snape said, breathless. "That humiliation is one of my worst memories."

"God, Severus, if I could do anything to make up for that--"

Snape laid a hand on Sirius's arm to silence him. "I know. We were younger. Different people. Not that I don't appreciate the apology. But what I want now is for the two of us to try to purge those memories, this way."

Sirius kissed him. "Anything. Any way I can. You're going easy on me, you know." His smile was sheepish. "Bringing me down here where it happened at night. You could demand to do the same thing to me in broad daylight, in front of everyone."

"And you'd do it. For me."

"I would."

"Well." Snape smiled. "That's not my style. Get undressed."

Sirius didn't hesitate but pulled his shirt over his head. "I think it was--"

That was when the tentacle broke the surface of the water and seized Sirius about the waist, dragging him into the lake, with no other sound than a splash to mark the event.

"That," Snape spat, "is my style. In the morning, I'll consider us even, you cur."

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Sirius/Lucius. Azkaban nights. (challenge by nimori) A/N: Apologies to Douglas Adams.

The most interesting segment of the Black family tapestry has nothing to do with the marriage of Andromeda Black to a Muggle.

The most interesting segment of the Malfoy family tapestry has nothing to do with the portion surrounding Jeanne-Maire Malfoy, who buried three husbands and then wed her nineteen-year-old stableboy on a whim.

No, the most interesting segment of both family tapestries involves Lucius Malfoy and Sirius Black, and the coincidence that both of them were assigned the same cell during their non-concurrent respective stays in Azkaban, and an absolutely improbable accident involving a contraceptive and a time-turner.

Iphigenia Solange Malfoy-Black has grey eyes and black hair and is a quite well-adjusted child, actually.

Comments

[permetaform]

"That," Snape spat, "is my style. In the morning, I'll consider us even, you cur."

::wide eyes:: you, m'dear, are brilliant. But I'm sure you know that. =)

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Nah, I just read the ones that everyone else wrote and think I will just crawl into a hole and never write again. They were all so GOOD, my GOD!

[nadai.livejournal.com]

Oh god, the Snape/Black one is priceless! I was wondering what the hell was wrong with Snape, and then I read the last paragraph. Perfect.

Remus/Harry made me giggle, too. :)

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Snape's gonna have to do something nice for that squid! ^_^ Thank you so much!

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

Great as usual! The last one is my favorite!

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I was cracking myself up, trying to remember the details of Jeanne-Maire Malfoy in my fic universe, hee.

[venivincere]

These are all very good, but I think I like best the Fred and George, God bless them! Ha ha ha ha ha!

We missed you Friday. Is everything alright?

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, my, go read the Fred/Georges of the others who were there! They were incredible!

And yes, I'm fine, was just busy over the weekend and my schedule would not let me drop in to the chatrooms! Thank you, wife. ^_^

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

Mpreg!! :D

Snape gave up and ate his breakfast. One-handed.

*snorts Diet Coke* Thanks. I didn't need to breathe or anything.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*pounds you on the back* Mpreg, whee! Wait a minute, you wrote too, didn't you? *runs to read*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

Ooh! The Public Sex!

I am so very not a Fred/George fan, but this line was wonderful: "George cuffs him. Fred knows that means yes."

That and the Harry/Remus. Bwah!

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I still feel ashamed that there were no Death Eater rituals in my whole Public Sex themed drabbles, wah.

[blackdracaena.livejournal.com]

Oh .. oh .. oh ..
They are all wicked, lovely and ohhh so hot.
But the Snape/Sirius had me dying with laughter. *cheers Snape on*
Brilliant!

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

And you know, they probably had GREAT sex, six months later! Thank you!

*Cackles wickedly*

[jellybean-slash.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love you! Was reading your SS/SB drabble thinking 'What the...' right until the end. At which point I promptly choked on my tea, and hit my head on the back of my chair. Too good.

After that one, I think the SS/HP was my next favourite. Poor Severus. Not that I really think he would mind much, really...

Loved them all. Adore you. Write more. Am finished now.

-M.

Re: *Cackles wickedly*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*slaps you on the back* Oh, you make me so happy! Yes, ma'am, thank you for the reassurance. Will write more. ^_^

[noblerot.livejournal.com]

"Oh, dear," said Arthur Weasley. "Today was, um, the day that, um, you and Harry had asked to borrrow my office, wasn't it, Remus?"

bwahaha!

That was when the tentacle broke the surface of the water and seized Sirius about the waist, dragging him into the lake, with no other sound than a splash to mark the event.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You are so worthy.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*smiles despite self* I thank you. And will be perky! You are terrific.

[anjenue.livejournal.com]

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA

I AM AT WORK YOU EVIL EVIL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!

god, the harry/snape, the snape/sirius/squid.......

*CHOKES TO DEATH WHILE TRYING TO LAUGH SILENTLY*

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ah! I killed my friend! Nooooo!

(But I honestly get SUCH a kick out of people telling me how reading my stuff is getting them in trouble!)

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

They were all delightfully wicked, but there's just one point: James was a Chaser, despite what the first movie says. The books say Chaser, me believe books.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jesus, you're right! Wah. Well, these are unbeta'd, after all. ^_^ Yup, I'm with the books on that one too! I fergetted.

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

Away with feelings of unworthiness; these are terrific. Hard to tell which I loved most.

Snape/Sirius, maybe; while industrious backstory efforts might create a situation where their being lovers would work, this is so much more Snapely! Reckless!Sirius, as usual.

Loved Azkaban Nights. Wanna see it happening, please miss. A competition in snark and sneer and sex, sex and more sex, no doubt. Iphigenia must be a tough little cookie. So was Jeanne-Maire, of course... to say nothing of Sirius's dear old Mum. It's in the blood; they'd better look out.

Manipulative Harry and resigned Snape, and the twins, were both great fun. I particularly enjoyed the idea that Fred and George had been very busy all through their last term.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You dear. The twins one is an example of how I like to make between-the-scenes stories even more than AU's, sometimes! And I imagine Iphigenia is one hell of a Mary-Sue, hee. Thank you so much.

[maeglinyedi.livejournal.com]

Oh, these are all wonderful. I especially loved the Remus/Harry (funny!), the twins (so sweet) and the Snape/Sirius (Go Snape!) ones. Glad you decided to write them after all. Wouldn't have wanted to miss these. :-)

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm still dyin' over yours. What a wonderful bunch those were, and the twins...! *snorts, remembering Ron's griping and Harry's insufficient disgust!*

[switchknife.livejournal.com]

1: *crawls up Dom!James, panting*

2: Haha. Ahahaha. Never have I wanted to be Arthur Weasley more desperately.

3: Umbitch! *SQUEE!* I know that's what Fred and George called her in canon, but Rowling was too PC to mention it!

4: DEARGODILOVETHISILOVETHIS. And it's not even because I'm partial to the pairing. *cough* Of course not. One-handed breakfasts! OMG! And 'I'm naked under my robes' in Harry's voice (and yes I have imagined an adult Harry's voice, shut up) had me gasping from the first moment in. :D Yes, I'm so predictable. And Snape is simply delightful in his semi-sullen compliance. ;)

5: You know that the word 'cur' spat out of Snape's mouth does strange things to me. (We've talked about this before, haven't we? :P) And here you do it again. That one line lit the whole drabble up and gave it its raison d'etre.

6: *chokes* How do you come up with this stuff?!

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

1. Dom!James makes so much sense, you know?
2. But if I were Arthur, I'd watch at the keyhole and not tell!
3. Of course they had to have called her Umbitch! A LOT.
4. Oh, Professor Potter can say "I'm naked under my robes" in quite the sultry voice! Definitely.
5."Cur." "Mongrel." "Mutt." Shall I keep going?
6. Mpreg's just another plot device in a magical universe, whee!

I'm so glad you liked these! Thank you so much!

[gmth.livejournal.com]

HEY! Who said you could write drabbles using our challenges after the fact, missy???!?!?!?!!!??

[/yanking your chain]

Snack! *dies* Sirucius! *dies again* And Snarry! *comes* So cool. :-)

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Arrrrgh! That chain is attached to some very sensitive parts, woman! ^_^

"Sirucius"? Feels like it's missing an "I". Siriucius? Nah, yours works.

Am still reeling over the beauty of your drabbles. In a "why ever write again?" sort of way. Gah. Must find the darkness within, again...

[dementordelta.livejournal.com]

Joining the Perv Train here to adore you! Naked under the robes was of course my favorite, but you have such a sure...hand with the rest of them! Glad you posted, even late.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*blows whistle of the Perv Train* Yippee! To keep you happy I must write more Snarry. Oh, yes. ^_^

[blue-moony.livejournal.com]

You are, hands down, the goddess of drabble dialogue. o_o

Guh. Just guh.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. Seriously, there's a LOT of beautiful drabble talent around here, and I am delighted to be trying my hand at it. I'm sooooo pleased you thought these worked! Thank you! ^_^

[goseaward.livejournal.com]

Just because I feel like being the fiftieth person to say it: MMM! The Remus/Harry was my absolute favorite, but the Snarry and Snack weren't bad, either.... *g*

Always love your drabbles, dear.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

And I'll be the fiftieth person to hug you. *HUGS* And I'll hug your icon too!

Really, really grateful for the feedback. Always always! Thank you so much!

[puppy-tenchan.livejournal.com]

I am still trying to stiffle my laughter as to not wake up my fiance. You have a wonderful for surprising humour! >_> Sirius's revenge will be horrible.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Think of the sucker marks! Ow ow ow! ^_^ Thank you so much; of course you know that I'm hoping that your fiance wakes up and covers you with kisses and forgives you.

[sodomite.livejournal.com]

Brilliant. I especially liked the Snirius one. XD.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Seems to be the consensus that people are cheering for Snape in that one! Thank you so much. ^_^

[xxbulletwingsxx.livejournal.com]

You know just how to tickle my funny bone.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm so glad! And thank you for helping me notice that I was definitely in a humor mode that day. That's what's missing. Need some angst or dark stuff soon, hee.

[gothikmaus.livejournal.com]

The Harry/Remus one was fabulous! Poor Arthur, he'll be shocked for life.

I liked the Harry/Snape too. Harry's such a naughty Gryffindor. =)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ah, I figure Arthur gets up to some pretty naughty stuff with Molly himself! Thank you very much!

[noirenails.livejournal.com]

lmao I especially loved that SB/SS piece. And HP/RL was just delicious. And so was the Snarry one.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you! It's always fun for me to work on those pairings. ^_^

*chuckle* *snort* *guffaw*

[(Anonymous)]

All good, with #s 2, 4, and 6 excellent. I laughed out loud at Arthur, and at "I'm eating", and you just love the possibilities in Iphigenia, don't you? She's achingly beautiful in that young Angelica Huston way, I bet.

But I must tell you (not in a "however, this sucks" way, but in a "you know what I was thinking the whole time" way) that my overall reaction was that this was an HP Drabble version of Stephen King's Creepshow. All pretty much over-the-top, and that's a good thing.

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Sobriquet :)

Re: *chuckle* *snort* *guffaw*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I LOVE that you liked the "I'm eating," line! That line was the first constant I fixed on in that drabble, hee.

*ponders what you meant in the "Creepshow" analogy"
*thinks gets it*

Yyyyeah...everything was there for the humor! So, yes. Thank you. ^_^

[satanbaker.livejournal.com]

XD!

These were all brilliant, just terribly wonderful. But I also rather, rather like the last one... XD That name is just frightful...

'..and is a quite well-adjusted child, actually.'

*falls over laughing*

*cough* I rather liked the Fred 'n George one too. >D *evil snicker*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The only thing that is thwarting Iphigenia's Mary-Sue heritage is the fact that her name is spelled quite traditionally, hee! Thank you!