And don't think we didn't notice what you had to say about the "Liberty" and "Freedom."

[amanuensis1]

Hey, any of you read Core Values, the Avengers story by AnonEhouse where Loki turns everyone into apples and they have to figure out which ones they are to break the spell (oh, just go with it, 'k? It's funny)? So the September issue of Prevention magazine has a cover article on apple varieties, and you cannot make this kind of thing up, this is word for word from the article:

Northern Spy:
Taste It: If Scarlett Johansson were an apple, she'd be a Northern Spy: tart yet honeyed, luscious yet subtle.

Cannot. Make. This. Up. PREVENTION WRITERS READ AO3.