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[amanuensis1]

omigod

I know that today Jeremy Renner is supposed to be on the Today Show (I had a bad dream last night that I couldn't get the DVR to work, of course)

And my tv newscast just announced

that today People Magazine is going to announce who they picked as Sexiest Man Alive

and guys guys I know this is probably not Jeremy's year; it's probably going to Tatum Channing or whatever the hell his name is

but guys guys

for one hour this morning, just let me dreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaam.

*lies on floor and sobs a little*


ETA: omigod, the show has started and they haven't said anything about him being on the show
they just showed the magazine with a silhouette of the person; it fits his body type and hairstyle, aaaaaaaaagh
you guys are going to laugh at me so hard when it's not him, aren't you. duncare.

ETA again: just, walking away from this whole hope right now because everything just keeps escalating. Am assuming it will be Tating Chanum and reassuring all my JR pictures he's still my number one celeb. *smooches*

Comments

[ellid.livejournal.com]

You do know that JR is supposed to host SNL this week, don't you?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yes I do! I know that's why he's likely in NY at this point!

[gmth.livejournal.com]

You are so cute. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO KIND TO ME. *loves*

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

Whoa gurl, you got it baaaaad!

Have you opened the box yet???

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The box is OPEN.

I put him near the bed where I can see him. :D

[tripperfunster.livejournal.com]

*I* want to see him!!!!!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Well, there are so many photosets of the figure online, I figured there was no need to do an unboxing photoshoot! Google "hot toys hawkeye" and you'll see plenty.

[tealightwhimsy.livejournal.com]

Jumping in to say the only one I saw was a set in which the photographer tied him up in rope and posed him. I immediately thought of you. Hmm...wonder why?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

YA THINK? :D

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

I love you so much, my Rennerite Sister. :)

Meanwhile...that promo! Those wigs! Love!

*may have to try to get into SNL via stand by*

(except...I'd have to be in line at 7 a.m., which means I'd pretty much have to be in NY all night, which...I'm too old for this silliness *g*)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I HAD TO GO TO WORK. *crying emoticon* I still have not seen what there was of him on the Today Show! I plan to hit Tumblr now and see if I can find video! Otherwise there's the DVR tonight.

Isn't it sad, still being nine in the brain but with a body that says, "You cannot lie on the sidewalk all night. No," ?

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

Links for the Today Show segment and the SNL promo on my journal, and...god yes. I was just remembering how happily I camped out in front of Madison Square Garden all night to score front row David Bowie tickets when I was 20. No more of that foolishness. :)

[iibnf.livejournal.com]

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I want you to know that I saw that moment in the promo, and said, "Welp, I will clearly be having my period in two weeks, because THERE WENT MY OVARIES AGAIN." :D