I feel somehow...selfish...if I don't offer...

[amanuensis1]

Am curious to see who will bite. Anyone who wants to ask my characters questions, a la the meme that's going around, is invited to do so. I remain healthily skeptical just because I think my characters say too much sometimes, and you have likely had quite enough of them, for any given story. Or, alternatively, I have set them up to make all of you have a "Shut up and just SHAG!" response, given that you guys come here for the smut. ^_^

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Draco and Harry reply:

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Harry: I had him seven times.

Draco: Six.

Harry: What?

Draco: Six. We were even.

Harry: It was SEVEN.

Draco: Sorry, Harry, but "Spread them for me, you sexy bitch, I'm about to OH DAMN," counts as premature ejaculation in ANY court of law.

Harry: PRE-- You fucking piece of shite!

Draco: Oh, you want to apologize, then? *unzipping noise* Go right ahead. You've only sucked me off twice today, I can always use another!

Harry: I'm gonna have your goddamn balls for breakfast, Malfoy!

Draco: You usually DO!

Harry: AAAAAH! *leaps*

*cursing, sounds of a struggle, then a crunch of bone and a scream*

Harry: Oh, fuck, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, really...!

Draco: (crying) My mom says you have to go home now.

Re: Draco and Harry reply:

[ladynutmeg.livejournal.com]

Um, boys, ok, rough sex is all well and good until someone loses an eye. Or a bone. Narcissa says you're grounded, Harry, and Lucius wants you to have a spanking. Dwakie-poo, go let Daddy kiss it better, there's a good lad.

Re: Draco and Harry reply:

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

rough sex is all well and good until someone loses an eye.

Wah! Yes! Exactly! *falls over laughing*