CODE GEASS FICLET: Zero Requiem Corollary (Crack, subtextual Lulu/Suzu)

[amanuensis1]

And a crack!ficlet.

Zero Requiem Corollary
Categories: Crack/Humor
Summary: Capes and such notwithstanding, Lulu made one seriously bad fashion choice.
Words: ~400
More subtextual Lelouch/Suzaku.

Takes place before the end but will still spoil you for the whole damn series.




"What the hell is that on your head."

Not taking his eyes from the mirror, Lelouch reaches up, adjusts the green dangle. "Don't you like it?"

Suzaku shuts the door behind him, walks about to face the emperor he's sworn to follow. He sets his fists on his hips. "It's hideous. It looks like you're wearing a serviette folded by a--"

"A blind man?"

"I would never joke like that. I can't believe you would."

"Power goes to my head. You know that." Lelouch leans forward and gives the hat another adjustment. "I'm going to wear it all the time. Every day."

"You are not. I can't even look at you."

"Every day. Until this hat is synonymous with my visage." His grin is terrifying. "This, my fine Knight of Zero, is all part of the master plan. The corollary, if you will, to the Zero Requiem."

"You have completely gone round the bend, and I mean besides in the way you already have."

Lelouch turns his attention back to the mirror, looking at his smile, eyes half-lidded. "Did you see that abomination of cloth and feathers Cornelia was wearing on her head in the throne room yesterday?"

"Of course I saw it. I was dodging swords and spears and yet I still couldn't take my eyes off it. I thought it was going to fly away squawking."

"You agree that she wore it because she thought it made her look grand and attractive."

"I have no--all right, yes, she must have. Because I can't think of any other reason. Why women believe they look best disguised as mutant geese will never make sense to me."

"Yes, well." Lelouch's eyes narrow further. "I will become the most hated tyrant the world has ever known, Suzaku. The world will unite against me and rejoice at my death."

"I know all that. Don't keep talking about it," says Suzaku, and his voice is hard-edged.

"And when my successor rises, and denounces everything about me, from my Geass to my regicide--"

"I'll be your regicide, dammit--"

"But you won't be my successor. Be quiet. My Geass to my regicide to my maniacal laugh--"

"That one is getting to be impressive, I will say."

"--then the thing I'm also counting on them to do," Lelouch takes a deep breath, "is to ban hats."

Suzaku sucks in his lower lip.

"Pretty good chance," he admits.

Comments

[tiassa]

.....

I lol'ed. :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

That HAT. Omigod.

Thank you for reading!

[tekalynn.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lulu, you maniacal, adorable, hat-hating nutcase. *sigh*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I love him unconditionally. :D

[wishbreaker.livejournal.com]

pbt.
loliez
that was funny and I agree there's a really big chance that they'll ban hats from now on

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

MAN, there were some bad hats in that series. :D Thank you for the feedback! *hugs*

[inulovinkit.livejournal.com]

XD Oh, Lulu~

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. What was he thinking?? :D

[starryburst.livejournal.com]

Okay. That was the best ever.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha! You sweetie, thank you. ^_^

[nanakibh.livejournal.com]

...



Fuck, I have not laughed like that over a fic in a very long time. That was amazing.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

The HAT. Omigod. :D Thank you so much!

[flaeyr.livejournal.com]

N-not the hat! XD Hahahaha

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, YES, the hat. XD

[ojuzu.livejournal.com]

I loled SO HARD. Am still loling, in fact.

That hat was absolute crap, Lulu, and you know it. I wouldn't be surprised at all if this little bit here is canon.

Also, you have pretty new icons! *admires* Am off to find some myself now.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you! Yeah, I had to make the icons! Probably make a few more in a few days. :D But they must be FUNNY!

[snowdevil-crow.livejournal.com]

XD I approve. XD

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh goody, thank you! ^_^

[random-irony.livejournal.com]

It's a hat that only Lelouch could ever pull off.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

BEST ICON EVER!!

[c-antipizza.livejournal.com]

OH LAWDY~

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Indeed! Thank you for reading! ^_^

[clones.livejournal.com]

I'm happy someone can write crack about this.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

(Oh, that icon. Lovely.) Yeah, I was happy to be able to channel the crack after the angst. :D

[puella-nerdii.livejournal.com]

HA. Okay, that was priceless. The ridiculous hats are totally why I love CLAMP designs. That, and the whole noodle-limb effect. *thumbs-up*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm starting to wish everything was CLAMP just so there would be pretty gothic angel-wing illustrations of all my favorite anime characters. :D Thank you so much!

[krazykrow.livejournal.com]

lmao!!! xDDDDD that was hilarious!! ah fabulous lulu~! <333 and <333 to you too for writing that! ^^

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for reading! :D (Yay L icon!)

[tsuyuhime.livejournal.com]

XD I laughed so hard. Good job <3

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the feedback! :D

[robotlove.livejournal.com]

Well they didn't ban hats in the end, it seems D:

As gaudy and full of dingle-dangles as the WHOLE emperor outfit was, I'm still thinking it's not half as bad as the brown material on Suzaku's shoulders for HIS outfit. There should be crackfic for that.

Anyway, I enjoyed this. thank you for making me laugh. Especially at Suzaku's line on why women think they look best disguised as mutant geese. (The poor guy sounds so annoyed at everything here)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, GOD, Suzaku's DELTOIDS. I was in ecstasy over those. It wants fic except it would only be about two lines; I think I'm going to make it an animated icon instead!

And thank you so much!

[pinksnow1986.livejournal.com]

:D :D :D :D the hat xD <333

crack is much <333 xD

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

That hat was too much. This needed to be done. :D Thank you!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You sweetheart, thank you so much!

I AM A PERSON WHO WRITES WHATEVER THE HECK I PLEASE, clearly. :D

[emifujiwara.livejournal.com]

Oh, Lulu, you're so fabulous~

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

He is fabulous and somehow masculine as all hell at the same time. Can't figure out how he pulls it off. :D

[somnia-lustre.livejournal.com]

But what about poor Schneizel and Kannon('s hat)?

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I don't even remember who Kannon is!

[yuka02.livejournal.com]

lknhofkjlsnhmakhlafnhakjlh LMAO :'D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you!

[angelhideki.livejournal.com]

HOW did you do that? XD
I just went from crying over depressing fanfiction to LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

...I think I love you. o3o

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy to have given you a LMAO moment! I live for doing that. ^_^ Thank you!

[isuzuchan44.livejournal.com]

FCKING LMAO'D WHEN I SAW THAT HAT

YESS LOVE YOU XD

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ah ha ha, you're adorable, thank you!

[salty-sarah.livejournal.com]

omg i didn't know what i expected,but it certainly wasn't this.immediately memoried! (;

and i know you've probably heard this a thousand times,but bird-head wasn't cornelia.she was another one of lelouch's incredibly bitchy fashion-ignorant older sisters,but she wasn't cornelia (:

on another note,great story though!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much! And, eep, you're the first person to mention that wasn't Cornelia; I had no idea! If you do find out which one it was, let me know, I wanna know!

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, this was brilliant! I needed that, it cheered me up quite a bit. :D

Sorry for spamming you with three comments one after the other but I'd feel bad reading and not commenting.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I hate that hat so freaking much. ^_^

And, omigod, DON'T be sorry! I'm so thrilled! *hugs you*