*flees in terror*

[amanuensis1]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.



DUMBLEDORE'S HEAD, GUYS. DUMBLEDORE'S HEAD IS TWICE THE SIZE IT SHOULD BE. HIS HEAD IZ PASTEDE ON BOO.

GIANT WIZARD HEAD, GUYS. FLY, YOU FOOLS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

LOL! Wasn't there some research about gay men having bigger brains or something? Maybe they're just trying to make him fit the image now that JKR's outed him. ;-)

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You and your infaillable logic!

[drgaellon]

Sadly, no. Gay men have a particular nucleus of neurons in the brain which is SMALLER than that of straight men, and is actually comparable in size to that of women.

(Yes, I know you were joking. I'm a scientist; my sense of humor was surgically amputated the day they handed me my degree.)

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Wow. Okay.