You'd think somebody would have CALLED!
Jun. 13th, 2007 07:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
amanuensis1Zombies? You're effing kidding me. Well, s**t, guys, you know I hate CNN; is it my fault I've been watching MST3K DVDs all day instead and didn't realize the noise outside wasn't firecrackers? Crap. The NRA-member neighbors are laughing their asses off at me right now, I'm sure, while I sit here rifle-less, counting my soy wax tarts instead and wondering how much damage I could do with those if I lit 'em and threw 'em. I'd have the best-smelling zombies around, anyway.
Screw it. Think I'll spend the apocalypse downloading Harry/Draco smut. Lubricus orificus forever!
BLITEOTW
Screw it. Think I'll spend the apocalypse downloading Harry/Draco smut. Lubricus orificus forever!
BLITEOTW
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Date: 2007-06-13 11:32 pm (UTC)And I bet you didn't even have to photoshop that light effect in; it's the way the photo came out, isn't it! :D
Invasion of the ZOMGBIES!!!!
Date: 2007-06-13 11:43 pm (UTC)And RUN! They're in your home, now!!!
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Date: 2007-06-14 02:31 am (UTC)... NOES! THE CAT!ZOMBIE
HAS CHEEZBURGERFTW!no subject
Date: 2007-06-14 02:00 am (UTC)NO! Stay back!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
....*giggle*
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Date: 2007-06-13 11:52 pm (UTC)*pathetically*
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Date: 2007-06-14 02:32 am (UTC)I'm meditating on your e-mail, which raises good points. But I still want to run out my lead a bit, because there's a killer idea lurking, and it may work in that story or the other one, but it could be the key that unlocks the plot difficulties. I'll sketch it out and show you, because I think you'll like it.
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Date: 2007-06-14 06:08 pm (UTC)Oh, well. At least I don't live in Raccoon City. Especially Movie!Raccoon City. Then I'd have to be saved by
Mary-SueAlice. *shudders*Of course, with Game!Raccoon City, I might have been rescued by Albert Wesker.
Okay, not really. The only reason he'd rescue me from zombies is if he wanted to do some experiments and I was easiest to kidnap. Then I'd have to be rescued by Chris or something, who's only alive because he's
Wesker's bitcha main character.I really should stop making Resident Evil jokes. But it's so easy when you're a fan.
(Why do I have five Kingdom Hearts icons, and not a single Albert Wesker icon?)
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