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So I have finished watching all of Torchwood, yay! Means I can start reading all of your posts on the show without worrying about spoilers and can summarize my own thoughts.

Torchwood is a fun show that can't be taken too seriously; if you're picking apart the why of Torchwood's--the organization's--importance and its relevance to the cases it encounters, you're not gonna have a good time with it. This is not to excuse pacing, character development, or any elements of storytelling or filming that can go wrong and invite criticism. Criticise away if that's what's bugging you.

What makes me particularly forgiving of this show, of course, is its portrayal of a bisexually-normative universe, which is something I have a particular kink for and haven't seen done in a filmed medium. (Listen to me, using words like "medium." 'S a show!) Usually I gotta look to fic to find that one. I have nothing profound to say about it because that alone is profound to me. While people only superficially familiar with the show might think it's a function of being Jack Harkness-centric, that's hardly all of it. We have Owen going off for a male/male/female threesome from the first episode; in the next, Gwen's distress over making out with an alien-possessed woman has nothing to do with the gender of the individual. While I do think the show is more sexually oriented than your average family show, what with a few naked bums and a couple of on-screen orgasms, I don't imagine those created nearly as much buzz as the homosexual kisses that peppered this thing. And it's like the arguments about fic ratings--is a kiss G-rated? Is a kiss between two men higher-rated? If episode two's sex-hungry alien and the recurrence of naked bums were only cheeky (sorry) nods for humor's sake--which I think they are--then the actual sexual content of the show is quite tame. Even Owen and Diane's love scene doesn't cross any lines that LOST didn't either. (Unless we saw boobs. Did we see boobs? I don't remember.)

As far as the science fiction of it goes, I keep comparing it--more favorably--to Stargate: Atlantis, which has a couple of fun characters but whose plots feel ten years old, never going beyond storylines that have nice easy resolution by the end of the episode without any deaths. It's no Battlestar Galactica, in terms of being quality SF, and neither is Torchwood. Yet Torchwood's stories feel more like its direct predecessor's, Doctor Who, where characters (not just red shirts) do die and whose writers aren't afraid to spice up a well-used premise with irreverant humor. (That is, in fact, their "thing.") I don't think Torchwood has hit its stride yet--too many episodes that end with Jack or someone else posing angrily (but looking awkward) behind an embarassingly teensy gun, and a little feeling of emptiness as soon as you realize that the climax is not going to get bigger than this. But most episodes really got to me all the same.

I'll start with Episode 4, because that's where I started getting past the "OMG lookit the slash!" of the show and paying better attention to the plots.

Episode 4, Cyberwoman--what I really loved was the show's decision to make Ianto more than just Tea Guy, and Ianto's unswerving dedication to Lisa even when she's tearing off heads and everyone else is aiming guns at the murdering bitch. Because that is true, motherf***ers. No matter how many zombie movies you have seen, sure as shit, friends and neighbors, you WILL be the one approaching your best friend with open arms--as she shambles you-ward, chewing on the arm she's pulled from the last corpse, moaning, "Brainnnsss..."--saying, "Cindy! Don't you know me, Cindy, it's me! I know you're still in there!", as twenty other people yell what was supposed to be YOUR line, "She's not Cindy anymore! Shoot her, SHOOT her, goddammit!" 'S a given.

Episode 5, Small Worlds--Was it supposed to be profound that Jack would give up a child to protect the greater good? It didn't strike me that way; it felt obvious, necessary. And that's kinda neat, that it put me into that headspace where it seemed an easy decision, set me up to think that by the construction of the episode. Of course, I'm part of that group who would fill out that Volunteer For Chosen One form if it were available, probably like most of us here, so.

Episode 6, Countrycide--Okay, so, it's easy to catch that the grisliest episode of the season is also the one where There Are No Aliens And Man Is The Most Terrifying Threat Of All, thankyouyes. But it's still creepy as heck.

Episode 7, Greeks Bearing Gifts-- I had problems with the construction of this episode. Toshiko's so bipolar about the pendant and about Mary; good bad good bad good bad good bad--it was exhausting. By the time Mary asks to be taken to Torchwood I couldn't imagine Toshiko could even remember the damn address of the place. It's kind of hard to explain--it reminds me of one of the annoyances I had with the film Van Helsing, where they kept having to go back to the village between every damn scene, as opposed to moving on to their next destination (and bit of action) from the last place of action. On the other hand it was delightful to see a well-done example of Why You Don't Really Want To Know What People Think Of You, with all its pettiness.

Episode 8, They Keep Killing Susie-- Let me say that I dig Indira Varma, and in fact had IMDB'd her before I'd even finished watching the first episode to make sure she was a series regular--which IMDB said that she was, apparently in on the "let's not spoil everyone" joke by listing fake episode names, darn them! I think that this episode is the cleverest in terms of plot and plot twists; when they realize that everything fits together as a complex sleeper program of Suzie's, I actually had an audible, "OOOH!" Lots of applause for this one (even if it does end, again, in angry poses and teensy guns).

Episode 9, Random Shoes--Apparently I am the only one who really loved the Love and Monsters episode of Doctor Who season two; I list it among my favorites of that season. This similarly-themed episode doesn't work as well for me, though. I got hung up on figuring out what was the significance of the protagonist's dad and younger brother, which left me a bit "bzuh?" when that didn't really pan out to anything. And I still have no idea why he took photos of his friends' shoes; if you want to explain that to me, do. Nevertheless I liked the structure and wish those elements hadn't hung me up. (And I ate two eggs, ham, and chips for dinner three nights running after seeing it. I get fixed on cravings like that.)

Episode 10, Out of Time-- This one really took my breath away, because the idea's been done so much and yet I've never cared so deeply about the characters in the situation. Superficially it seems like a simple distribution of fates--one copes well, one fails to cope to the point of suicide, and one tries to go back. And yet. And yet Emma knowing she has to set out on her own and not be baby-sitted. And yet Jack able to sit with John until he dies because his immortality protects him. And yet Owen beginning his declaration of love to Diane not even knowing it's love, with the words, "I think I'm gonna have to stop doing this..." Wow. Just, wow.

Episode 12, End of Days--Structurally, the concept that everyone is being goaded into opening the Rift in order to release something great and terrible is sound. It's another of those episodes where the execution suffered because we have, what, four minutes of airtime left and suddenly there's a big Satan Godzilla lumbering about. I love how it was defeated; I'm not so satisfied with Rhys getting to live (though I can kind of no-prize it into thinking that it was one of Bilis's direct manipulations, so it gets reverted--I dunno, I admit I'm grasping), but it's one of those I find myself liking because it holds together as a narrative. (Sort of like the way I'm kind of okay with Attack of the Clones, story-wise, of all the Star Wars prequels.)

I skipped 11, Captain Jack Harkness, because that's just me squeeing over the kiss. Nuthin' clever from me there, just me going, "OMG tongue!"

Briefly, on the characters: I like Gwen; I particularly like the actress playing Gwen. The scene of her torn between eating her pizza or bawling her eyes out should get an award. I love Jack even if I don't quite buy him; then again, he is supposed to be the empty one, the one whose thoughts can't be read, who can't be tempted into the ultimate violation of duty because there's nothing he wants enough to make him shirk it. Ianto, such love for his development. Toshiko, I like her and want to see more done with her that does not require her to walk around with eyes wide all episode; one should not be able to view the top one-eighth of someone's iris all the time, thankyouverymuch. Owen is a well-developed solid character but I keep getting hung up on how facially unattractive he is; he's not even jolie laide, he's just...laide. Yes, I am that superficial.

I'm very happy there will be a second season. Mind, I would be, just for the bi-normativity.

Date: 2007-01-15 02:01 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com
I strongly recommend you to read [livejournal.com profile] crepe_suzettes's hilarious reviews of Torchwood, here (http://crepe-suzettes.livejournal.com/1441.html):
...Torchwood Three aren't in the least "the best of the best of the best." They've been chosen for their particular task not because they've gone through a selection process tougher than anyone of flesh and blood could be expected to survive, but on the immortally British principle of "Are you free Tuesday?"...
and here (http://crepe-suzettes.livejournal.com/1069.html)
...After four episodes of Torchwood where I feared at times that I was trying to love it rather because I would love it, rather than on the strength of its own merits, yesterday's episode (Small Worlds) finally hit perfect pitch...

Date: 2007-01-15 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, those are terrific, thank you for pointing me! *reads more*
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From: [identity profile] shezan.livejournal.com
I also strongly recommend Under Torchwood (http://www.regdeveloper.co.uk/2006/11/06/torchwood/), which is ah-so-witty, and contains my favourite description of Captain Jack: "Snug as a hobbit, pretty as a choirboy, immortal as carbon dioxide, wooden as a horse..."

Date: 2007-01-15 02:20 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] violet_quill
Welcome, darling. :)

*hands you an icon*

Date: 2007-01-15 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I TOOK this one! Back when ya first made these! *hugs*

Date: 2007-01-15 02:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] violet_quill
Ahahaha okay. :-p I thought you might have skipped over them for fear of spoilers!

Date: 2007-01-15 02:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srichard.livejournal.com
Query for you, since I haven't yet seen Torchwood: is it worth watching if Jack bores you silly and does absolutely nothing for your naughty bits?

Date: 2007-01-15 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
For a second, I thought that said, "Queer for you," and I was going to say, aww, thank you, dear. ^_^

I dunno! I find Jack superficially fun, myself. Such eye candy. I think you'll have to give an episode a try and see!

Date: 2007-01-15 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sciencegeek.livejournal.com
Torchwood is a fun show that can't be taken too seriously;
That pretty much sums up what I say when I tell someone to watch it. I actually started (and finished) watching it over my Christmas break from school, and it's absolutely perfect for that time of year. In that there's nothing particularily "thinkie" (yes, I know that's not a real word) about any of the episodes, and I can just enjoy it.

I skipped 11, Captain Jack Harkness, because that's just me squeeing over the kiss. Nuthin' clever from me there, just me going, "OMG tongue!"
LoL, though I was kinda wondering why...um in the 1940's they weren't like, beaten up or anything though, I like to pretend that the bright light from the Rift opening blinded everyone in the room from seeing it.

I'm hoping next season has a bit more to it, bit even still, it is a fun show.

Date: 2007-01-15 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I never blinked on the 1940s thing. I figured everyone was boggled by the "did that just happen?" of the kiss and kind of mass-blanked it. Like you do.

Date: 2007-01-15 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sciencegeek.livejournal.com
. I figured everyone was boggled by the "did that just happen?" of the kiss and kind of mass-blanked it. Like you do.

I didn't mass blank it. :P

But yeah. I suppose that works, especially when you consider that no one believes in aliens on the show, despite the Spaceship that crashed into Big Ben, and teh Spacecraft over London in Dr Who.

Date: 2007-01-15 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sciencegeek.livejournal.com
Aww...Obiwan looks all not approving in this icon, and I'm anything but disapproving

Date: 2007-01-15 03:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistlerose.livejournal.com
I've seen it suggested that the dance and kiss took place in the rift itself, so the people in 1941 couldn't quite see what was going on. I'm buying it.

Date: 2007-01-15 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sciencegeek.livejournal.com
Ah...that would work too, I suppose.

Date: 2007-01-19 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ephrael.livejournal.com
in the 1940's they weren't like, beaten up or anything

A friend has a theory that the other Captain Jack was shot down by his squad for being queer.

Date: 2007-01-23 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I shouldn't be cracking up over that but I AM. Bwah ha ha!!

Date: 2007-01-15 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
Nice thoughts, here. I'd never made the connection between "Shoes" and "Love and Monsters" before, but that makes more sense as to why I hated both of them. And I agree with you. Once the Jack/Ionto kiss pic got out, I was all "OMFG THAT'S ALL OF THEM" with regards to the fact that every single main character had been involved in some sort of homosexual moment. And the fact that nobody ever blinked and eye- it was just awesome. I loved the show muchly, even when the plots made no sense or were just plain stupid. (I spent the whole of "Countryside" whining about how this was just like an episode of "Supernatural.") Anywho. Yeah, loved it. Loved reading your thoughts on it. Nothing intelligent to add.

Date: 2007-01-15 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Hee, nothing intelligent for me to add either! Let us just squee. Squee! Boykissing! :D

Date: 2007-01-15 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiona-fawkes.livejournal.com
Yay for boy!kissing and Yay for girl!kissing and just Yay!Yay!Yay!

Date: 2007-01-15 04:05 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jamoche
And I still have no idea why he took photos of his friends' shoes; if you want to explain that to me, do.

My guess was he was trying to call 999 (Brit equivalent of 911) and didn't know he was in camera mode. There were 3 pix, right?

Your numbers are off - #10 was "Combat", aka "Weevil Fight Club".

I miss the way Jack was so competent in DW - first thing we see him do is scan for advanced tech to find what Rose is looking for, something the Doctor had scoffed at as a waste of time. Now - well, he's from the future, got advanced info, and is stumbling around as much as anyone else. There's no cohesion, no story arcs, and that wouldn't be too bad except they aim so high and miss so badly. They want to be more than a fun show, want to be taken seriously, and it's not working.

Date: 2007-01-15 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, thank you about the numbers! Yeah, I call that one Weevil Fight Club too. ^_^

That's the first theory about that I've heard about the cell phone pictures! I'm still not sure.

And I'm willing to see if Torchwood becomes the kind of show that deserves to be taken seriously--as you say, right now it's not worthy of it.

Date: 2007-01-15 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pir8fancier.livejournal.com
is there a place to download this? This sad american wants to know.

Date: 2007-01-15 06:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letmypidgeonsgo.livejournal.com
i've been posting them on my journal ;) just put up ep 4 tonight

Date: 2007-01-16 03:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pir8fancier.livejournal.com
EEP! Thanks!

Date: 2007-01-15 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eponis.livejournal.com
What makes me particularly forgiving of this show, of course, is its portrayal of a bisexually-normative universe, which is something I have a particular kink for and haven't seen done in a filmed medium.

Yes, I know! The only thing I can even think of at the moment that comes close is Y Tu Mama Tambien, where the culture is obviously heteronormative but the underlying assumption is that people aren't. But yes, it's almost surprising how very refreshing and unusual that perspective is.

And can I say how thrilled I am that another of HP fandom's hottest writers is coming over to the Dark Side of Torchwood? Soon, soon there will be a volume and quality of fic worthy of Captain Jack . . .

Date: 2007-01-15 03:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
Oh, don't jump to conclusions! ^_^ I like the show but don't know if I'll be doing more than fic-dabbling. But it's sweet of you to think I'm worthy of it. --Of course, it's encouragement like this that leads to it, innit. Now I'm imagining captured-by-evil-aliens-noncon where Jack is all, "Oh, not again. You guys are so unoriginal," And whoever's captured with him (I see Ianto) freaking but being taught coping techniques by Jack. Heh heh.

Date: 2007-01-15 06:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] letmypidgeonsgo.livejournal.com
its portrayal of a bisexually-normative universe
OMG yes! that they never seemed to assume anyone was totally straight thrilled me to bits! the world would be so much better if it were like torchwood in that way!

i agree on almost all of your points, but i think it's unfortunate you didn't quite latch onto tosh in 'greeks bearing gifts'...that episode had me positively bawling for her! alas, it probably has something to do with the fact that i identify with her more than any of the others

i can't get into the ianto!love, but yeah, something about owen's face is quite off-putting...reminds me of willem dafoe too much

now i feel like re-watching the series again!

Date: 2007-01-15 04:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I did like Tosh a LOT in Greeks Bearing Gifts, actually; I know my review of it doesn't make that plain! I loved seeing an episode that focused on her and thought her reactions were spot-on. Nummy angst. ^_^ The up-down-up-down pacing of the episode yo-yo'ed me too much as a viewer, though.

Date: 2007-01-15 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snapetoy.livejournal.com
The fact that Torchwood made mpreg canon in the first four minutes of the first episode makes me forgive a hell of a lot. :D As you say, its portrayal of a bisexually-normative universe makes it unique on television. It's fun, it has trashy monsters (Cybergirl with tits, Amy?) and it has really superb moments of emotional complexity as well. I'm delighted that it's gone to a second season, as well. And now I can use my icon without spoiling you!

Date: 2007-01-15 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
The fact that Torchwood made mpreg canon in the first four minutes of the first episode makes me forgive a hell of a lot. :D

HELL YES. :D

Date: 2007-01-15 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sciencegeek.livejournal.com
The fact that Torchwood made mpreg canon in the first four minutes of the first episode makes me forgive a hell of a lot.

AGREED

What's really hilarious is one night watching "Everything changes" and the next night watching the Dr Who episode "The Doctor Dances" when...Algie says "Mummy?" to Jack. I nearly spewed my tea all over the monitor.

Date: 2007-01-15 03:37 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] isiscolo.livejournal.com
I watched through Countrycide before getting both bored and grossed out. I dunno. I might try again, but I lost interest, I'm afraid.

Date: 2007-01-15 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
You went pretty far into it! I don't think anyone can blame you for bailing if it hadn't sold you by then. ^_^

Date: 2007-01-15 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bell-witch.livejournal.com
Well, you actually got me to read about Torchwood.

Basically, the sheer amount of pimping and squee from the RP I'm only marginally still in (Tabula Rasa) has so much OOC gay sex and a lot of new Torchwood people that I'm simply turned off by it. Overexposure turns me off big time and I don't like the hard sell. Too bad, because I've been a Dr. Who fan for years and was amused by Harkness' presence on the show. (Even if the new Who just isn't the same. More money, more sex, same feel. Seems like sort of a waste of money to me.)

So I've had the massive turn-off of a bunch of fangirls squeeing and pushing, which pretty much makes me never want to see the show in my life. Don't know if I will ever see it but it does seem amusing. I'd rather see good television than okay but amusing, but there is so little good out there.

Still, I do like to see equal opportunity (if not TR's massive quantities of OOC gay sex to the point of anything else being unimportant in-game) out there. American television isn't ready for it yet but at least people can see it and it's getting more available. That it's scifi might make people roll their eyes because of course it can't be good if it's scifi or fantasy. That's not REAL drama. (Sigh.)

Anyway, rambling. Basically, am at least marginally intrigued now despite the huge pimps, so thank you for that.

Date: 2007-01-15 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I know what you mean about overexposure! I'm sure I wouldn't watch an episode of Desperate Housewives or American Idol if you paid me, right now.

And it does my heart good every time an entertainment magazine or columnist lists Battlestar Galactica among the ten best dramas on television. ^_^

Date: 2007-01-15 10:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lycoris.livejournal.com
I adored Love and Monsters and my parents thought it rocked too so you are not alone. I still liked it when I rewatched it over Christmas.

And I get that about Owen too. I really like him because of his twattiness but everynow and then - particually in his love scenes with Diane, it must be said - I got distracted onto "My God, you look like a chimpanzee." I'm all for ugly actors, it makes for realism! It's just that occasionally, you notice and think "Ewww." Luckily, Ianto is damn pretty, thus making up for it. I demand more screen time for Ianto! He's so fucked up, it's awesome!

Still don't like the show. Do however, like the fanfic for the show. And the music videos. And the fact that all the best moments are on YouTube ...

And hurrah for bi-normativity! :D

Date: 2007-01-16 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I do especially love Ianto's fucked-up-ness! Best character development on the show, no question.

Date: 2007-01-16 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lycoris.livejournal.com
*is totally distracted by your icon*

W....why? Why? WHY?!

Ahem, anyway, yes. Ianto! Yay for Ianto!

Date: 2007-01-16 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heinous_bitca.livejournal.com
I *liked* Love and Monsters, you are not alone!

That said, I've not seen 10-12, so I can't comment on the end. WTB download/torrent of it!

Date: 2007-01-18 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com
I didn't get to them until, what, two weeks after everyone else! Too much effing stuff to DOOOOOOO.

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