FICLET: Snape/Pettigrew, New Year's Eve (Soft NC-17, 329 words)

[amanuensis1]

hpshortfics had a sesh last night. I showed up long enough to propose one idea and run with it.

Snape/Pettigrew, New Year's Eve.

"Sing with me, Wormtail."

Peter did not turn. "I won't."

"Should auld acquaintance be forgot..." crooned Snape in an incongruously sober baritone. "Come, I know you know these words." He lifted his firewhiskey in a mocking salute that Peter pretended not to see. "And I am an old, old acquaintance, am I not? The only one who'll deign to spend the holiday with you."

The "Piss off" hung on Peter's pout, but he wouldn't say it. Not that it mattered; Snape was still ready to bait him for it. "Don't scorn me, Wormtail. Potter and Black would be mouldy company for you this year, and Lupin likely to drink the blood from your torn throat in lieu of any other goodwill toast."

Peter snatched up his own firewhiskey and downed half of it at a go, glaring at Snape through watering eyes.

Snape's own gaze dropped as if bored with his game. "How about sex, then?"

Peter hadn't known one could spit-take when one wasn't drinking. "What?" he gasped when he was done coughing.

"Come on. They say that you're doomed to repeat your actions on the New Year throughout the rest of the year. Wouldn't you like to see that an orgasm or two's included in that list?" Without waiting for an answer, Snape plucked at the buttons of his robes from the hem up, splaying them to the sides once he'd reached his waist and undoing his flies to reveal an already hardening prick. "Come on, " he repeated, circling the girth with his fist and pumping it up to a respectable erection. "If you're not going to sing with me, do something useful with your mouth."

Peter stared. It was rather an impressive organ. "And then...you'll d-do me?"

The corner of Snape's mouth pulled up. "Do a good job and you can even have my arse, after."

The sounds that came from Spinner's End for the remainder of the night weren't singing, exactly, but close enough.

Comments

[eskimosatan.livejournal.com]

oh, gods ::shudders:: that's just wrong, I did not need that mental image at 8:00 in the bloody morning. ::reads again:: I mean, that's Pettigrew. That's just sick. He's all... ew. ::reads again:: And is it incredibly wrong that the more I read it the less I am disgusted and the more I'm turned on. Here's to being a morning person, and here's to your being a brilliant writer.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I read the Spinner's End chapter and was all, "Ha ha, Pettigrew is Snape's reluctant houseboy!" So it only seems natural to take it further. ^_^

[laurelwood.livejournal.com]

Damn. I didn't think anything with Pettigrew as part of the equation could be titillating, but you've somehow managed it.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You know who else has made me like the possibilities of Snape/Pettigrew? bonnieslasher. She's got some art that's as inspiring as it is hilarious.

[glockgal.livejournal.com]

*blinks sleepily* What time are you up, woman? And yet, despite the pairing, why am I loving you so much? Ohhh right, because you have this wonderful knack of making any pairing absolutely fantastically viable.

Especially because I've thought of Snape/Pettigrew before (who couldn't after HBP?) and...yes. Thank you for actually putting it into words for me. I love Snape's teasing (it reminds me so much of...Draco. Hmm!) and his matter of factness about the sexual proposal. Like he's been thinking about it for a while now and just trying to gauge Peter's reaction.

Oh, and randomly --

Lupin likely to drink the blood from your torn throat in lieu of any other goodwill toast

I love that you don't forget that Sirius wasn't the only one ready to murder Peter in the Shrieking Shack. LOVE.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I was up four hours ago and reading my friendslist. I mean, alarm-went-off, time-to-get-up UP, not just can't-sleep-might-as-well-surf-the-net up. I was dragged kicking and screaming into morning-person-hood, I fear. And I don't even have kids. Bah.

*likes feral-in-human-form!Lupin a lot*

*hugs*

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

You are an evil, evil woman, implying that Snape would let Pettigrew fuck him instead of the other way around. *g* And yet -- and yet, your Snape is perfect; your Pettigrew is perfect. And did I say that your Snape is perfect? Because he so absolutely is! Mocking Wormtail about the Marauders -- god, how I loved that! And Snape undoing his robes and -- that was so hot, guh!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It felt right to make Snape a top-from-the-bottom in this one, go figure! ^_^

[aviss.livejournal.com]

Um... that was one pairing I didn't think possible before. I don't know why you make it believable, and the way Snape has to make it sound just like another way to pass time since he isn't doing anything else.

Snape singing, that I can actually see, if only to annoy Wormtail.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Bwah ha ha, Spinner's End Snape & Pettigrew had to have been doing this at some point, I swear!

[pervert-bitch.livejournal.com]

I want the sex scene that you implied. Now.
That is so wrong yet hot.
Evil woman, you!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

You know, I want that sex scene too. I wonder if it would be too much a prolongation of the joke!

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Peter hadn't known one could spit-take when one wasn't drinking.

Heee! I love that. :-)

"Come on, " he repeated, circling the girth with his fist and pumping it up to a respectable erection.

Oooh, that's a yummy, yummy image. This was great fun!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It's like Snape isn't going to ask Pettigrew to do all the work getting him hot--just get him off, y'know? ^_^

[bethbethbeth.livejournal.com]

I *knew* I should have shown up at hpshortfics earlier!!!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yes, you should have! Would have loved to have seen you!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

Yaaaaaaaay for reluctant houseboys! :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

And Pettigrew's just so AWKWARD about it! It kills me to imagine. XD

[gredandfeorge.livejournal.com]

This has now become canon.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

AWWW! You slay me. :D

[reddwarfer.livejournal.com]

Oh god my eyes! NOOOOO!!! Petergrew with my Snape. BWAHAHAHA. Snape's funny, however.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Hey, they're alone in Spinner's End and he's bored. Whatcha gonna do? ^_^

[telepwen.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* That's so wonderful.

(Is there anyone that read chapter two and didn't immediately think that Peter is Snape's squeaky toy?)

"Peter hadn't known one could spit-take when one wasn't drinking." This leaves me with the most wonderful mental image.

No. Wait.

The image of Snape gleefully jerking off in front of deer-in-headlights!Peter is the most wonderful mental image. That's so extraordinarily wrong that it's right.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

(Is there anyone that read chapter two and didn't immediately think that Peter is Snape's squeaky toy?)

Those poor people who DIDN'T! It's just, so plain. XD

[lirren.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! OMG, there is just something so wrong with me that I enjoyed that as much as I did. God, just picturing the look on Peter's face. Too wonderful!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

There's nothing wrong with you! Er, unless you want there to be. ^_^ *hugs*

[finmagik.livejournal.com]

That's lovely it brought a smile to my face. I love it when Peter gets some. And I lovew Snape's comments about Lupin.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Aww, I made you smile! *is goofy-happy*

[oddlilfruit.livejournal.com]

You? Are the only person who could make Snape/Peter sexy. <333 x

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Naw, I know a bunch of people! ^_^ So happy it worked for you.

[pauraque]

'Tis canon. *nods*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*giggles madly*

Two words

[rectpropagation.livejournal.com]

Respectable erection

Because, you know, Snape would HAVE to have a proper erection.

You know what I wondered when I re-read that chaper? Snape said Wormtail had been listening at doors. But there's only him and Snape there (at least most of the time). What was Wormtail trying to hear, I wonder?

Re: Two words

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Ooh, that's the question, isn't it? Gives me all sorts of ideas about Snape's nighttime activities and Peter listening in...

[rexluscus.livejournal.com]

Dude, HOT! *gurgles* The corner of Snape's mouth pulled up. "Do a good job and you can even have my arse, after." I would PAY for that scene! I love Snape's bored "well, how 'bout Monopoly, then?" suggestion of sex. *looks around* Am I the only one who pervs bigtime on Snape/Pettigrew? What can I say; I like the ugly ones. :)

[exbentley]

You are certainly not the only one! Once upon a time I ran the archive, and I really should upload it to my new domain since it's such a wonderful pairing.

[exbentley]

you proposed this wonderful series of p/ss drabbles all my favourite authors are posting? aaaah! you are my favourite person EVER! :D

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Eee, I love doing little inadvertent favors! *smooches* (And all of the others were so GOOD, too!)

[jeddy83.livejournal.com]

Hee, this is hysterical, and so in keeping with their relationship in HBP.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

I don't see Pettigrew as "loveslave," exactly, but, oh, "houseboy" is EXACTLY right to describe him.

[lyttlelucyfer.livejournal.com]

Why is it that I go all gooey any time I read something that has Snape singing or reciting poetry in it?

That was very funny, and I liked the nasty little allusion to Lupin.

*applause*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks--I liked putting Lupin in there! ^_^

[mneomosyne.livejournal.com]

^-^ That's brilliant, Snape's sober baritone, the buttons undone and Wormtail finally doing something with enthousiasm. You're wonderful. Nice pairing too.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

:D It's a pairing I couldn't ignore after HBP, really! And bonnieslasher's art makes it all the more forefront-y, hee!

[underlucius.livejournal.com]

Great drabble - don't know how I missed it!! *snog*

Happy Christmas, card as promised "Lucius being his wicked self"

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Oh, you sweetheart! My evil, picks-himself-up-and-goes-back-to-fight-more Lucius, eeee! *snogs*

[themostepotente.livejournal.com]

You are going to follow this up with some lovely Snarcissa? Because, um, that's canon too. *G*

YAYE FOR CHAPTER TWO!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is! I wonder about the dynamics of that one. Was it comfort sex? And for whom? ^_^

[npetrenko.livejournal.com]

That was great.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Thank you, dearheart!