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amanuensis1 ([personal profile] amanuensis1) wrote2005-11-19 09:48 am
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GoF and and the Spoiler Cut of Doom

How about those Opening Credits? Should have called the film "Harry Potter and the Oh My God You Are So Fucked This Time Around, Kid".



Thought it was, well, to use a word I use a lot, splendid. I can't quite yet say if I liked it better than PoA; I'll need to see it again to get past the "Did they do it right, did they, huh huh huh?" that accompanies a first viewing of a beloved book and just go back and watch.

For me the last film showed how good these films can get, how viscerally they can grab you with the storytelling and not just be a parade of, "Look, it's this beloved character! And that one! And this scene, look, look how we did this scene!" PoA went beyond that and engaged me with the slickness of the storytelling, which I hadn't expected. And I thought GoF measured up to that again. For those who didn't like it: yes, something either engages you emotionally or it doesn't, and there's nothing that can be done about that to make you change your mind. Though I will say that if you were looking for something more from the books to be in this film and that's why you didn't like it overall, goodness, I can't think what would have helped you.

I thought the cast uniformly excellent. I want to spend a bit of time talking about Radcliffe, because he has to carry the film and he's a fifteen-year-old actor and I hear mixed reviews about Dan Radcliffe; that he's great or that he's not so great. Here's my take: I think the directors behind these films believe the Harry Potter stories not only need you to sympathize with the protagonist but to be the protagonist. This makes Harry into a creature who cannot have reactions that are too huge or too quirky, for fear of causing the viewer to stray. That's awfully limiting for an actor. Harry never gets to mug, or be too goofy--even when he's trying to shield his nekkid boyparts from a naughty-minded girl ghost he has to keep the reactions reigned in. Do I think, for example, that Grint has a larger range of emotions on the screen? Hell, yes. Because he's allowed to. Harry's not.

I think because this is a visual medium the films are unapologetic about using Harry's looks to further this Blank Slate Harry. Radcliffe done up as Harry is not only incredibly pretty, he's one of the effing cherubim descended to earth. Angelic and effectively androgenous with it when the make-up artists are at their most intense with him: Harry is pale of complexion and flushed at cheek and lip--hair as black as ebony, c'mon, harmonize with me here, guys. You've got the essence of innocence in Harry, something the viewer can slide into and fit over themselves without those poky itchy personality quirks bothering them much. Which makes it all the more endearing to watch Harry trying to slip free of that and just be a Real Boy, as he goes all teen in this. That's the performance they've asked of Radcliffe. 'S a bit thankless, isn't it?

So the question becomes not so much is he a strong actor, but can he carry the film in the way it is meant to be carried. Yeah, I think he does. Radcliffe's called on to do "anxious" a lot in this film and he's excellent at it; I adored watching him on the verge of puking before and during every Tournament Task. But we still have that "sense of wonder and joy" Harry that made Harry so much the Dickensian orphan in the first two films, and when that does get used it's used great. Oh, Harry, you had me at "I love magic," you really did, in this film.

What did I miss from the books? While the film was going on, I missed nothing. I mean, that's awesome, isn't it? Yes, I would have liked to have had Snape's Dark Mark and just one cut back to Harry's face in the Courtroom scene when he hears about Snape's DE history (just one shot! That's all, Newell, c'mon!), but these were only afterthoughts. I didn't miss anything house elvish, or the actual World Cup game, or the Sphinx in the maze (bloody easy riddle that, anyway) or Barty Crouch Jr. getting the Dementor's kiss or Sirius in the cave--not while I was watching the film nor did I later wish any of those had ended up in the film. They'd have f***ed up the pacing.

And the pacing was great. Two-and-half hours and not a whit of numb-butt to be had. No slow bits at all, IMHO.

The film did manage to improve something from the book for me, and that was the Dragon Task. Action sequences in books don't usually do a lot for me; I skim them to find out the outcome. Suddenly the Dragon Task was cool. Woo.

The Second Task, on the other hand, has always been my favorite in the book, and, oh, the moment when we saw R/H/C/G held hostage underwater? CREEPY AS F**K. I loved how the visuals did away with any need for exposition or inner monologue regarding Harry's fears that the hostages would be lost if they weren't all retrieved. As IF he could have left any one of them. *shudders delightedly*

The twins, oh, the twins. Best developed secondary characters in the film. You know what I loved best about that? It sets them up for their moment in OotP when they leave Hogwarts in gorgeous defiance. I so hope that's done right next film.

Neville! Do you know what they did with Neville? They made me like Ginny more. Because if BillyElliot!Neville chose her to dance with all night, she must be okay. How about that.

Voldemort: I'm dying even imagining anyone besides Ralph Fiennes in that role, now. Voldemort was man, and monster, and SEXAY as all get-out for being both. Oh, my god. No CGI creature could ever have been as wonderful.

LUCIUS. OH. Just...that...little...bit. Gave us everything. Every bit of history, of character... Lucius/Cane/Harry's Sleeve = OT3. My eyes rolled back in my head and I didn't hear another word for three minutes. &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts &hearts And the chemistry between Lucius and Voldemort was gorgeous; Wormtail can cut off his own hand for Voldemort's cause but it doesn't matter, Lucius is still Voldemort's #1 DE and no one's gonna forget it. Oh.

I loved how NOTHING WAS SPARKLY in the graveyard. The dark mark on Wormtail's arm didn't glow. The Morsmordre wasn't green and sparkly. Everything was just black on black. No pretty magic until we got to the PI.

I swore up and down that the Prefect's Bath scene would never end up in the film because it would be too giggle-worthy and just a bit racy for all those kid viewers to realize Harry's nekkid in that water. EXCUSE ME FOR BEING THE MOST NAÏVE ADULT IN THE WORLD; APPARENTLY I AM STILL LIVING IN THE LAST CENTURY. I write Harry Potter NC-17 smutfic and *I* was blushing, okay?

(Someone please get it over with right now and tell me that was a body double or major CGI touch-ups when Harry was just getting into the water in that scene. I know it's the most likely answer; break it to me now. Because my reaction to that physique was that it just emphasized the "angelic perfection and innocence" thing all over again--he was too beautiful to even drool at. Even if it was a body double that doesn't change the effect.)

I want to find someone who hasn't read the books but is seeing the films (and wasn't spoiled) to find out what they thought of the Crouch-as-Moody hints. I know there's, like, one such person max and I'm unlikely to get much of a sample size, but I'd like to know if they thought the twitch-tongue thing was a good hint or if it was too much. Personally I liked it because a good mystery should have hints that the audience could get, and I thought that Moody (Gleeson)'s bit of tongue-twitch wasn't too much and might give viewers just enough to say, "Was he baiting him about his son or something? Do they have more history beyond what we saw in that pensieve scene?" Or maybe it gave it away completely. I dunno; I need some viewers to ring in. Ask your "I don't read but I like movies" loved ones and let me know, willya?

The shot where Harry looks back toward Cedric struggling with the vines in the maze and they zoom in on Harry's eyes and that long awful moment of should-I-save-him-or-go-for-the-cup decision where viewer who knows what's coming thinks, "There. That's the moment when Harry kills Cedric, at least that's the way Harry will remember it. Oh."

Oh, the beauty/agony of Harry and Deadric portkeying back to the grounds of the Third Task and the spectators breaking into joyous ignorant applause, eee. Loved how it was Fleur's scream that broke it and not just some dawning hush over the crowd.

Okay. I used to say "AH-chee-oh" because it looked Italian but then Jim Dale said "AH-see-oh" so I changed and now Movie!Harry says "AH-kee-oh." I am a fangirl and therefore allowed to have a mini breakdown over such things, shut up.

When Barty Crouch was walking with Harry in the woods I couldn't help but MSTy, (Harry voice): "Sir, you're not nearly as pretty as Professor Lupin; could I have this nature walk with HIM again, please?"

Harry's handwriting IS the Lumos font! Didja see it, there on the letter to Sirius?

I was struck less by the 'shippiness in this than I was by the Trio-ness. The need for the Trio to be together no matter whom they're romantically entangled with. It would have been okay for Hermione to be with Krum if only Ron didn't make it all "fraternizing with the enemy" ugly--it wasn't that she wanted to be asked by Ron as much as she wanted her best friends to be okay with her and Krum.

Tell me, though, that I'm not the only one who saw this film as innuendo paradise, despite what I say about Angelic!Harry. It was like a dirty version of Clue: It was Rita with in the broom cupboard with Harry, it was Snape in the potions storeroom with Harry, it was Cedric in the Prefect's Bath with Harry. Every moment was just waiting for the bau-chick-a-bau-bau track.

Best Intentionally Fabulous Moment: Snape rolling up his sleeves prior to grabbing Harry and Ron's heads.
Best Spontaneously Fabulous Moment: Ron's aborted bird-flip towards the twins when they're joshing him when he goes to dance with McGonagall.
Most Evil Line Ever: "It's a broom cupboard." "Well, then you should feel right at home." Didja hear that "AH!" scream from the woman in the tenth row? Then you were in my theatre and that was me.
Moment Where I Choked Up: Dumbledore's "I always hated these drapes." It all just...came home to me. Cedric's death, everything.
Most perfect line: "Everything's going to change now, isn't it?" Oh, my god. That delivery, that "Oh, god, I don't want to cry and if I don't smile I will cry" rictus of bravery on Hermione's face--yeah. Whoever made the decision on that one, I kiss you.

I need to see it again and just perv. Eee, Lucius.

Last, I have a drabble for you.

*****
"I waited three hours."

Cedric looked up. "...Sorry?"

"I waited three hours. My fingers still haven't de-pruned," Harry said, holding up the offending digits and leaning in so close Cedric could smell the bacon on his breath. "And you never came."

Cedric felt himself flush down to his knees. "Harry, I--"

Then he realized that the flush wasn't all embarrassment.

"Um." Well. Yes, why not? "I'm really sorry. Got detained. Can I make it up to you tonight?"

As the pout on Harry's face changed to a slow smile, Cedric realized he wasn't sure he could wait until night.

*****

[identity profile] leomona.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw it with my boyfriend, who hasn't read the book, and as soon as we got out, I asked him if he thought the hints were too obvious. He told me he saw Moody's tongue thing as 'winding Crouch up' rather than too obvious, and didn't actually get that he was the bad guy until Harry and Cedric were portkeyed into the graveyard. However, we both agreed that the continuous polyjuice mentions were overdone.


Voldemort = amazing. I saw the movie yesterday morning, and am still not past that enough to have many other coherent thoughts.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, coolness! Yeah, I thought the one bit of polyjuice mention we could have chucked was Dumbledore's exposition bit at the last. And I was thinking the same thing about the "winding Crouch up." Great to know!

[identity profile] gnomad.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay. I used to say "AH-chee-oh" because it looked Italian but then Jim Dale said "AH-see-oh" so I changed and now Movie!Harry says "AH-kee-oh." I am a fangirl and therefore allowed to have a mini breakdown over such things, shut up.

I too found the accio pronunciation to be the most startling thing in the movie. I always pronounced it AH-see-oh, and I find I'm rather attached to that pronuncation. (Yes, yes. I'd probably find it a little sad, if I didn't care so much.)

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 01:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Didn't we all actually jump a bit, hearing that said? It was all, "Waitaminute!" ^_^

[identity profile] joesther.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow. What an absolutely joyous review to read. It is so clear that you adored this film, as did I, but your explanations as to why... well, they're incredibly well stated and I agree with every a one.

I completely and totally agree with you on what they're asking of Daniel to do, and the fact that he's actually accomplishing it says a lot about his skills and raw talent. He's not the cute little boy actor that hit the mark and said the words in PS and COS anymore. He is mature and confident, and it shows in the finished product. They knew what they were doing when they hired him on, and I can only hope he stays on through the whole series. IMO, he has grown and matured and developed, just like Harry has, and nobody else could do justice to the part at this point.

Thank you so much for typing this up. Beautiful.

I only have one concern:

Someone please get it over with right now and tell me that was a body double or major CGI touch-ups when Harry was just getting into the water in that scene.

I'm seeing it on IMAX tomorrow. That scene on an IMAX screen? Oy.

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I'm seeing it on IMAX tomorrow. That scene on an IMAX screen? Oy.

There's plenty of room in my condo in the Special Hell if you'd like to come on down. We have pie.

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[identity profile] the_con_cept.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
GHIOSDAHD!! I loved your drabble! Loved it! My straight roomie and I were DYING when McGonagall insisted Harry wasn't a piece of meat, and when Cedric went all winky and told Harry to take a bath, and when that kid-who-is-not-Colin-Creevey-but-should-have-been-Colin-Creevey came over to Ron and stood there smiling at Harry expectantly like he'd been promised a hand-job. And I loved Lucius like I've never loved on anything before. Thank god they didn't make him wear the conehead too long; he's far too gorgeous for that nonsense. Oh, and everytime Cedric's dad went on about his son, my brain kept supplying, "My son! My beautiful, fuckable son!"

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I LOVE MY DEAD GAY SON!

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[identity profile] dancing-moon.livejournal.com 2005-11-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)

Best Intentionally Fabulous Moment: Snape rolling up his sleeves prior to grabbing Harry and Ron's heads.


YES! That was my fav moment, really.

Ad Lucius *squeee* Give us more, mooore

I really liked how the cut out Dobby and had Neville instead. Because Neville is woobie love, and he can dance ^^

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 01:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Neville was SO adorable. I was so happy they turned him into Sweet Dancing Geekboy!

[identity profile] nmalfoy.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Your review rocked. You really should be a movie critic. You're so right about Dan... Harry is very much an Everyman character (shades of Young Goodman Brown, I think). And bravo to the directors for realizing that.

You know what bothered me most throughout the movies? Glasses. Rita's were always a bit crooked (seriously, go back and look) and Harry... why was he wearing his underwater? During the lake scene, couldn't he just wear his Quidditch goggles?

And DD going batshit on Harry? Not on.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't be a movie critic, they'd make me go see all those situation/romantic comedies that are a waste of my life! ^_^ *hugs you* And yes, I was thinking, "Those are some awesomely 'stay on no matter what' eyeglasses, there..." during that scene!
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[personal profile] aunty_marion 2005-11-20 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I haven't seen it yet, and don't know when I will; but I don't mind being spoilered so am reading anything I can get my eyes on *grin*.

One nice point - I'm glad to hear that it's AH-kee-oh! I learnt classical Latin at school, so that's how I automatically pronounce it. But I've had to learn to sing in church Latin (filksongs, actually - would you believe a Winnie the Pooh filksong in Latin to the Dies Irae? Honest!), and so could understand if it had been AH-chee-oh (or possibly ah-CHEE-oh...).

I am *so* looking forward to seeing this... I never saw the first two in the cinema at all, because I didn't have anyone to go with and actually I don't think I'd even read the books at that point (!), but I may be making an effort to get to this one, even if I do have to go alone.

Thanks for the review, anyway; I'll be interested to see how my opinions of it match up to everyone else's.

[identity profile] mark356.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so it comes from classical Latin! I winced a bit there, because I've always thought of it as "ah- chyo", and I was wondering if the K sound was just a random Americanization, but it fits so well if that's the pronunciation of the letters used in classical Latin! Thanks!

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[personal profile] florahart 2005-11-20 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Best Intentionally Fabulous Moment: Snape rolling up his sleeves prior to grabbing Harry and Ron's heads.
Best Spontaneously Fabulous Moment: Ron's aborted bird-flip towards the twins when they're joshing him when he goes to dance with McGonagall.

YES, these are SO both in my uh five pages of notes from second viewing in 15 hours. Immediately after that second in my notes is the twins and their Never (going to let him forget)? Um. Well, at least they're of age, because that pitch and tone and all did Funny Things To Me. Both viewings.

And yes, we are all going to special hell, man, about the bath scene.

Here is MY favorite aspect of that. On the way home at 1:30 this morning (first viewing), Kid One (age 13, but very far into the whole growing-up-body thing) says, so that part in the bath? with Myrtle? That wasn't a real actress, was it? Me, not immediately grasping point of question: Well. Myrtle is played by a real actress, yes. Though she's like, my age. Kid: *buries face in hands* *feels Very Bad for actor having to tolerate being ogled LIKE THAT IN THE BATH by a mom-aged woman*. Me: Oh. I mean, I expect she filmed separately and that was all computer-insert, in the bath itself. Him: STILL. Real adult woman, and under the water and...oh GOD he wasn't really naked was he?

Me: *dies very quietly because, um.* *books ticket to hell* *facepalms times 1 million*
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[personal profile] florahart 2005-11-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, and.

Lucius poked both Draco and Harry with his big stick. In immediate succession. Do not think I didn't think Bad Thoughts.

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[identity profile] aviss.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Best Intentionally Fabulous Moment: Snape rolling up his sleeves prior to grabbing Harry and Ron's heads.

OMG, the girls around me were looking at me after I almost shouted at that scene...

And Lucius! The cane!! So perfect.

And your Drabble, I would kill to see that scene.

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[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Cedric was SO coming on to Harry in that. OMG.

[identity profile] franticgoddess.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Random LJer here, but I asked my dad about the Moody as Barty hints (he has not read any of the books but has seen all the movies) and he does indeed think the hints (tongue twitching and all the lurking) were too obvious. :)

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, tell him that I said he's a very perceptive filmgoer. ^_^

[identity profile] pinkfinity.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely review! Lovely drabble!

And I remember probably 3-4 years ago, explaining to someone that there was nudity in the books and thus writing about someone being naked in a nonsexualized sense didn't mean a story was suddenly rated-r.

Of course, I must've been *insane* to describe that scene with Myrtle as nonsexualized!

I was sure there would be an obvious swimsuit, but no, from Dan's description of the filming of it, that's not the case at all...

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-27 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, I must've been *insane* to describe that scene with Myrtle as nonsexualized!

YES. That's exactly it! It could have been a nearly-innocent scene, true. Final result--innocent my spankable butt, I say.

(Someone said Dan had flesh-colored underwear on. I don't know if it's true or not.)

[identity profile] fitchersvogel.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooooooooh - thanks for this! Now I can't wait to see the film (yes, I know, I have to be the only one left who hasn't yet seen it!).

I'm particularly happy about the Snape scenes, I've heard only good things about them! And "I love magic"? That's so sweet!

Yeah, I really can't wait.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
So, didja get to see it yet? ^_^

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http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/Reddwarfer/Mstcancelled.gif


My opinion on the movie can be summed up by the icon I made. Feel free to use if you like it.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
*dies laughing* Oh, my god, yaye for all MSTy icons!

[identity profile] rfachir.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
I found the person who hasn't read the books who saw the movie and thought it was awful. "You can't have people shape-changing" and "How can they set fires and panic thousands of people, terrorists scatter everyone, and leave one guy behind?" And if he escaped from Azkaban, where were those Death Eaters?" He meant Dementors, but you can see where he mixed up the names.

Another part he hated was the Lucius/Voldemort interaction. "What a p*ssy!" If he was a real man, he would have taken a swing at the guy. He would have lost, maybe, but he would have taken the swing. That "I'm sorry, I tried" stuff was cr*p" Voldemort had to lose respect for him, if he ever had any.

Those are the highlights. The tournament didn't make much of an impression, and the "dead guy in the forest" only emphasized how the "prison break" wasn't explained enough. Cedric's death was less of a shock since Crouch already died. (And that reminded me of the Thestral Flint and the lame "it hadn't 'sunk in'" explanation.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I can't help it, this is cracking me up! P*ssy!Lucius is precious. ^_^

[identity profile] writish303.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the beauty/agony of Harry and Deadric

Oh my god I'm sorry I loved EVERYTHING you wrote about but that one line had me laughing on the floor almost in tears. And it probably wasn't even mean't to be funny hahahaha that was TRES clever. Never heard Deadric before lmfao.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, I so wish I could claim credit for that, but I got it from [livejournal.com profile] camillabloom who admits she saw it somewhere else too! See, it's worth sharing, it's so funny. Spread it around!

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[identity profile] endora-taylor.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
YES! to everything you said.

I loved how NOTHING WAS SPARKLY in the graveyard. The dark mark on Wormtail's arm didn't glow. The Morsmordre wasn't green and sparkly. Everything was just black on black. No pretty magic until we got to the PI.

i was thinking that too. the darkness was great. but i was also thinking, "wow. the dark mark is huge. and moving."

and yeah, i was longing to see severus's dark mark. and to hear dumbledore say "remember cedric diggory" (that speech he makes is one of the only times i ever really loved dumbledore) and "lie low at lupin's". but alas.

also, i loved how the entire movie was really geared toward those who had actually read the books. i went with my friend who really knows nothing about harry potter, and she was confused in a lot of places.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Alas to those things as well. Wouldn't it have been great to see Snape and Sirius shake hands?

[identity profile] venuselle.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
The shot where Harry looks back toward Cedric struggling with the vines in the maze and they zoom in on Harry's eyes and that long awful moment of should-I-save-him-or-go-for-the-cup decision where viewer who knows what's coming thinks, "There. That's the moment when Harry kills Cedric, at least that's the way Harry will remember it. Oh."





The "leave him! Leave him there!" thoughts never left my brain but they were there alright. Damn hero complexes.

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[identity profile] mark356.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
So agreed with everything! I hadn't thought of bland!Harry like that before, but your analysis makes sense. So agreed with the Twins, although I didn't understand the wrestling thing. The Myrtle scene surprised me too with just how sexual it became. (When Myrtle said the line about the bubbles being gone by the time Cedric figured it out, the guy beside me said, something like, "I want to be Myrtle".) Mgy audience laughed at the Snape rolling up his sleeves. I adored Rita all around.

And you wrote Harry/Cedric! I can just imagine that kind of a relationship between Harry and Cedric in the movie, the way Harry tried to be so polite for so much of the first three filsm but is getting cockier, and apologetic but super-hot Cedric. Thanks!

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Harry/Cedric seems to be taking off just like I hoped it would after this movie, woo! ^_^

[identity profile] copa-cetic.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I loved all the possible innuendoes in this movie, that ickle 10 year olds wouldn't get but the huge group of 14 I went with got every single one and were making lovely comments the entire time, it was priceless.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'd've loved to had a total MST 3000 experience with the movie! Wouldn't have meant that I'd've loved the film any less. ^_^

[identity profile] xxj-babi-grlxx.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Everything you just wrote = my mind in a blur. omfg. i love this movie.

aaaaaand i totes found this review via [livejournal.com profile] lesyeuxverts, in case you were wondering where the crap i came from. ;] lol

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
How awesome, I'm so glad you came over! *hugs*

[identity profile] riari.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
Your review is awesome! And I so, so agree with you on Lucius and everything else. I told my friend when I saw the first scene he was in that I was happy. I got to see a wonderful Lucius Malfoy. I was smiling when I saw his hair peek out of his hood in the graveyard scene. I also loved the bits with Snape in it. And the twins... I really like this movie. I can't wait to go see it again.

I also love the drabble. ^_^ I'm sure the fanfic is going to explode for that pairing...which is great!

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that little bit of hair sticking out from Lucius's hood! It make me squeal so much. *hugs you happily*

[identity profile] iulia_linnea.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
I had a similar screeching moment at Rita. The bitch.

*slurps your drabble*

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yay for the screeching moment! *hugs*

I love you!

[identity profile] rectpropagation.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
While the film was going on, I missed nothing.

It was hours before I remembered the Blast-Ended Skrewts and I don't even care now. The only thing I missed during the movie was the explanation of Priori Incantatum (I know it's spelled wrong; feel free to use that Grammer Stick). My mom said she missed hearing the Pheonix song when their wands connected.

Well, then you should feel right at home.
In my theater we were all silent for a second and then the 'ooooh' grew as people realized what she was referring to and just how ugly the comment really was.

Tell me, though, that I'm not the only one who saw this film as innuendo paradise

You're not. I swear, I never thought anything of it when I read the book and Cedric said, "Take a bath." If anything it was like, 'You get the girl AND tell me I have B.O?' But in the movie I was like, "Dude, are you hitting on him?" I wasn't the only one either, I heard surprised mummering around me.

I was surprised they added one on purpose, when Hermione said Krum was more of a physical creature.

I write Harry Potter NC-17 smutfic and *I* was blushing, okay?

I had to cover my face for that scene and the ferret scene; it was just too much. I was torn between horror and hilarity. Do you realize the bath scene is going to become one of those things that gets parodied so much that 20 years from now even non-HP fans will know it?

Lucius/Cane/Harry's Sleeve = OT3.

I thought of you when that bit happened. Did you notice that because they shot it from above you couldn't tell that Draco's actually taller than Malfoy Sr.?

I loved that you loved the movie. My sister couldn't go with me and I have to wait until the holiday to squee over it with my mother. Movie critics (generally) don't squee. Those that do don't do it properly. I loved this review.

Re: I love you!

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Cedric said, "Take a bath." If anything it was like, 'You get the girl AND tell me I have B.O?'

*dies laughing*

And did you REALLY think of me during the cane/sleeve thing??? OMG my life is complete. XD
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[identity profile] ldybastet.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
I used to say "AH-chee-oh" because it looked Italian but then Jim Dale said "AH-see-oh" so I changed and now Movie!Harry says "AH-kee-oh."

I've always said "AH-kee-oh" and "CRU-kee-oh" simply because of the whole Latin thing. My ex bf studied Latin once upon a time, and he'd said ages ago that 'c' is always pronounced as 'k' in classical Latin, so I went with that, naturally. *g* I've always been more 'bwuh?' about the "CRU-see-oh" because of the inconsistency in pronounciation of the 'c's. ;-) Erm... yeah.

Am reading loads of reviews of GoF in the hopes that I'll have a more positive mindset for it than I did for PoA. I'll probably go see GoF in a few days, if I can.

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
You must tell me what you thought; I wanna know!!

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[identity profile] darth-stitch.livejournal.com 2005-11-20 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
just for the record, i just KNOW that Nekkid! In the Bath! Harry will be spawning my fantasy for YEARS to come.

and yeah, that's my snape muse you saw openly drooling. XP

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2005-11-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Drool, drool! Yeah, you just know Snape was peeping on Harry in the bath. Damn, someone should write that! YOU should!

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