the fact that it's Loki commanding that "sir" out of him...gnyarrrrrffff.
Jesus Christ, you know what I want like pizen? All the fic about Clint fucking enemies of SHIELD -- like, this isn't the main thrust of the bargain that he strikes with them for Loki, but call it a -- sweetener. Propaganda. Proof that SHIELD's power is breakable and broken.
And because this is my animal underbrain talking, I want video of it to circulate back to SHIELD and Clint watching himself on the screen on Porntube for supervillains.
WHAT IS MY LIFE.
it's just too. fucking. awful. for fans to tackle it.
Man, does he even know when he goes off to fight the Chitauri? It very much looks like he wakes up, Natasha is there, and she tells him not to think about the number, and then Steve shows up. And the shot of Clint is him ballin' down the promenade at Steve's right hand (god, I love that -- I don't care if it's intentional, but Clint as thunder on Cap's right, Natasha as the left hand that does the dark work and AUGH)
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Date: 2012-06-16 01:21 pm (UTC)Jesus Christ, you know what I want like pizen? All the fic about Clint fucking enemies of SHIELD -- like, this isn't the main thrust of the bargain that he strikes with them for Loki, but call it a -- sweetener. Propaganda. Proof that SHIELD's power is breakable and broken.
And because this is my animal underbrain talking, I want video of it to circulate back to SHIELD and Clint watching himself on the screen on Porntube for supervillains.
WHAT IS MY LIFE.
it's just too. fucking. awful. for fans to tackle it.
Man, does he even know when he goes off to fight the Chitauri? It very much looks like he wakes up, Natasha is there, and she tells him not to think about the number, and then Steve shows up. And the shot of Clint is him ballin' down the promenade at Steve's right hand (god, I love that -- I don't care if it's intentional, but Clint as thunder on Cap's right, Natasha as the left hand that does the dark work and AUGH)