It happened THREE TIMES.

[amanuensis1]

Adventures in lazy cooking:

When one decides, "To heck with it, no one will eating this pork with peapods dish that I am making but me, so I'm not going to bother taking the strings off the peapods tonight"-- fine, go lazy if you must, but, dear god, CHEW THOROUGHLY. Quite disturbing to swallow and find one-half a peapod in your mouth and the other half in your gullet STILL CONNECTED BY THE STRING. Elghgg.

Comments

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least you didn't laugh hard enough to have it also come out your nose.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It would still have been connected! Ew ew!

[mosrael.livejournal.com]

Oh eww, I can almost feel it myself. D: Also, does anyone else ever get that thing where a tiny crumb of food gets stuck in the back of your throat, and you can't get it out at all but you can FEEL IT? Good hell I hate that feeling :(

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It's happened to me about three times a day for the past week. Clearly I am eating too fast, or I should not try to talk and chew pomegranate seeds at the same time.