They're like children. (Children who use the word "flesh" a weird number of times, but.)

[amanuensis1]

Me: *is given smutty fic inspiration*
Me: *starts writing*
Me: *gets 1500 words in*
Me: *barely starts to write smutty portion*
Fic: *decides does not want 1500 words of serious set-up, but wants to begin in media res and be foolish cracksmut*
Me: O_O

...yeah, the fic is probably right. I hate it when that happens.

Comments

[dbassassin.livejournal.com]

You know what they say: cracksmut is as cracksmut does.

Something like that.

*waves* Hi there!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Hi hi! *waves* Waving at you is a much better distraction than hacking through discards. ^_^

[meredyth-13.livejournal.com]

That should be an icon.

Of course, you could always try taking a whip to it, but I suspect that the fic would simply go "Oh, yeah, give it to me, baby, uhuh!"

*hugs*

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON OMIGOOOOOOD.

[alice_montrose]

ICON ♥!!!!

[herbmcsidhe.livejournal.com]

The fic is *always* right.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is one of the early lessons. ^_^

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Give those fics an inch and they take a mile.....

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*sings the rest of Peron's Latest Flame from Evita*

[alice_montrose]

The fic does as it chooses. Follow the red-eyed plot bunny!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

*stumbles along blearily*

[persephone-blue.livejournal.com]

1500 words? That's about three pages, right?

Yeah, just save it for another fic.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

Nah, just putting it in the "lost files" part of the hard drive where it will provide amusement at times. ^_^

[pure-terrorist.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to say that I read your post at the KS community and did not have a chance to respond before it was deleted. It was thoughtful and brought up some good points. I don't understand the intense rage the anonymous commenter had. It was rather amusing to see someone get so worked up over basically nothing.

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

'S okay! I've reposted the discussion on my own journal here (http://amanuensis1.livejournal.com/249664.html). ^_^ Join in the discussion, if it pleases you to do so!