LOL! I have a thing about sleeping nude...can't do it. I just know if I do, we're going to have a tornado or something. I don't want my fat ass to be caught starkers on the Weather Channel!
A ship's captain is talking to his new first mate about his routine. They go over running the ship, how the dinners work, the best workers among the able seamen, etc. The first mate takes careful mental notes, then asks if the captain has any tips that aren't in the day-to-day running of the ship.
"Well," the captain says, "I have one trick: I always wear a red coat when we engage another vessel. That way, if I bleed, the men cannot tell. Instead they take heart from my fighting skills."
The first mate agrees that this is sound advice, and they get to work.
A week or so out to sea, a pirate ship is sighted on the horizon. The captain gets out his red coat and goes to give a speech to the men; the first mate watches with awe as the captain prepares them.
Then, "It's five ships!" the man at the spyglass yells down.
The captain turns to his boy and says, "Fetch me my brown pants."
I really like that film. It's a film about a kick-ass chick! No, seriously! It's all her movie! And the parody of villain cliches (the take on villain monloguing is hysterical), and the take on Dr. Strangelove...seriously, so much fun.
They're formidable enough for me to feel I had one piece of clothing on in case I was suddenly running for a shirt, my purse, and my laptop and taking cover. ^_^
Ah. I rarely get down to my skin thanks to quakes. I wouldn't want to jiggle my way to cover and later accidentally knock out a rescuer with a floppy breast. ;)
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Date: 2010-08-23 02:24 am (UTC)"Today is thong level, at ease everyone."
"Pants AND A BRA people, it's gonna be a big one."
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"AND a bra!" *laughs again*
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Date: 2010-08-24 07:01 am (UTC)Also it reminded me of a joke:
A ship's captain is talking to his new first mate about his routine. They go over running the ship, how the dinners work, the best workers among the able seamen, etc. The first mate takes careful mental notes, then asks if the captain has any tips that aren't in the day-to-day running of the ship.
"Well," the captain says, "I have one trick: I always wear a red coat when we engage another vessel. That way, if I bleed, the men cannot tell. Instead they take heart from my fighting skills."
The first mate agrees that this is sound advice, and they get to work.
A week or so out to sea, a pirate ship is sighted on the horizon. The captain gets out his red coat and goes to give a speech to the men; the first mate watches with awe as the captain prepares them.
Then, "It's five ships!" the man at the spyglass yells down.
The captain turns to his boy and says, "Fetch me my brown pants."
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