Unless they suspect your mad photoshop skillz...

[amanuensis1]

I just saw something about a local event thingy that will provide some free medical services for those who are unemployed. At the end it states, "You must provide proof of unemployment."

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"Yeah, here's a photo of me sittin' on the couch playing Nintendo yesterday afternoon. See the timestamp? Two p.m."

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[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

There was an article in the paper recently (from AP wire) about a salon that was providing free Botox to the unemployed, since older unemployed workers are finding it even harder to get a job. You had to bring your pink slip or unemployment check, I think. The whole article made me o.O

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

God forbid you should be wrinkled when you seek employment. Aie.