Could have been worse; it could have been Ann Coulter.

[amanuensis1]

Last night I dreamt I was in an intense sexual relationship with comedienne Lisa Lampanelli. I was trying to tell her that her I didn't care for her humor all that much--too many dumb puns--and that I wanted us to be taking more precautions about STIs, but I...couldn't talk much at the time and that's all I'll say about that.

I don't even know what she looks like.

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[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

It sounds like it could, though! But maybe that's all the detail we need. :D

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I just hope TV's Frank never found out!