AWWW! Thank you for the lovely reply! I loved hearing the history of this and getting the idea of how you find them. I think I will have to check out harrypotterfanfiction.com just to see for myself.

And I'm glad you liked the slightly different inspiration I had for this one!

Do you see just what a fabulous public service you do by compiling these, BTW? The amount of response--hilarous response, to this one in particular!--is STAGGERING. 'S wonderful!