But pastrami sandwiches still go on Jewish rye, of course.

[amanuensis1]

I don't do new years' resolutions, but I think I'm making one this year: I'm going to eat as much white bread as I please. I love white bread, and white rolls, and naan, and pita chips, and pizza, and Crazy Bread and all of its ilk, and those thick sweet doughy rolls you only get at Chinese restaurants, and the next time the bread basket full of hot butter-glazed yeast rolls comes my way at the restaurant, my reaction is not going to be, "Whoops, don't want to fill up on just bread, now," instead I'll say, "Bread! Doggie-bag my main course, my good man, I'll just dive in face-first."

Comments

[inspiredlife.livejournal.com]

This is pretty much the best new year's resolution ever. I could actually keep this one!!

[gmth.livejournal.com]

OMG, I love white bread... I can't eat it as much as I'd like to anymore, and it's SO HAAAAAAAAARD to keep away from it.

[pauraque]

I like white bread too, mostly because I wasn't allowed to have it as a kid. If my mom really wanted me to grow up to be an adult who ate whole wheat bread, she should have forced Wonder Bread down my throat until I was sick of it. :P

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

White bread is the best bread! (OMG bread racist!) I'm supposed to avoid it, but no other bread is anywhere near as yummy.

[adina-atl.livejournal.com]

There are (in my opinion) two tests of an accomplished baker: their ability to make an excellent plain white bread--no fillings, flavors, or frills--and their ability to make an edible whole wheat breadd. I do well at the first and cheat at the second by using half white/half wheat flour.

[crescent-moony.livejournal.com]

"Bread! Doggie-bag my main course, my good man, I'll just dive in face-first." <-- We need to go out to eat together, now, because I need to see this play out IRL. X3

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

BREAD. (Now I want butter-glazed yeast rolls like crazy and it's all your fault.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hannelore/]

omg I am the BIGGEST bread h0r. :D Yay white bread! I toast the new year's bread-ness with you.

[fer-de-lance.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah! :D I cannot deny the bread. (Granted, I ♥ wheat bread, too; but I like everything except store-type sliced white bread.)