Stuff that bothers me when I think about it...

[amanuensis1]

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[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

So, I mentioned this to my husband on irc. Subsequent chatlog:

My favorite theory is "Duh, the feather duster had him out of wedlock and it was hushed up."
Then who is the daddy?
A soldier, passing through.
You sure? You sure it wasn't...THE PRINCE/BEAST?!
OH SHIT
That actually had not occurred to me and it's much sexier.
CHIP IS THE BASTARD HEIR TO THE THRONE
WHAT IF BELLE HAS CHILDREN
MURDER AND INTRIGUE!
(Quick! Go suggest this in the thread and receive praise!)
I'M ABOUT TO!

[elsajeni.livejournal.com]

So, if you put names in angle brackets MYSTERIOUSLY THEY DON'T WORK.

[Elsajeni] My favorite is "Duh, the feather duster had him out of wedlock and it was hushed up."
[Husband] Then who is the daddy?
[Elsajeni] A soldier, passing through.
[Husband] You sure? You sure it wasn't...THE PRINCE/BEAST?!
[Elsajeni] OH SHIT
[Elsajeni] That actually had not occurred to me and it's much sexier.
[Husband] CHIP IS THE BASTARD HEIR TO THE THRONE
[Elsajeni] WHAT IF BELLE HAS CHILDREN
[Husband] MURDER AND INTRIGUE!
[Husband] (Quick! Go suggest this in the thread and receive praise!)
[Elsajeni] I'M ABOUT TO!

[mawaridi.livejournal.com]

I LIKE THIS THEORY!

[amanuensis1.livejournal.com]

WHO WILL WRITE THIS FOR ME? I APPEAL TO MY FLIIIIIIST!