The historian in me made Xena impossible to watch due to the consequent stabbing out my eyes with rusty railway spikes impulse.

And I was thinking the other day that I should re-read the HP books... then I realised that'd mean re-reading DH and that idea died on the vine. The war between my hatred for the book and my completion OCD would probably make my head explode and that would be messy and icky, so I thought best to not even go near it.

Wow. I think this is the goriest lj comment I've ever written. Go me!