Polishing the captain's leathers is only one of the perks of this job.

It is Talk Like a Pirate Day and I haven't posted! That's so wrong!

Okay, this is my "Velvet Jenny the Cabin Boy" icon from my Hufflepuff Pirate Crew days at hogwarts_elite. Because of course I covet the role of cabin boy. I am a delicate waif of a lad, who may or may not be a girl under these clothes, depending on which one you immoral pirates are hoping to find. Twenty lashes and a good sturdy yardarm to be tied to shirtless; aye aye, Cap'n.