MMMMM yes that Forbes cover, bless you for the pic, I've wanted so much to find that! How can anyone not look at that and not see the slash?

YES, YES I WANT HORRIFYINGLY HOT ON THE COUCH, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR HEART AS SOON AS YOU COME fic.

YOU KNOW IT. WHERE IS THIS FIC. WHY HAS IT NOT BEEN WRITTEN THREE DOZEN TIMES OVER ALREADY DAMMIT. TONY ALL PARALYZED AND OBADIAH ALL "we had something once, didn't we, kid" AND HEARTGADGET PLUCKED OUT AND FONDLED POSTCOITALLY YES YES YES.