I can't I CAN'T. I can't watch biopics. --Okay, not every biopic is on my "never never" list, but most of them are. Biopics annoy me because they seem to use "But that's how it happened in real life" to be an excuse for violating all the rules of narrative structure. Characters who are introduced and disappear for no reason...no sense of purpose... Stuff that leaves me saying, "What? Why?"