That is gorgeous, hilarious, and undeniably twisted - all rolled up in one! Whenever I think of Other Chambers, Darker Secrets I think of that line. One of my favourites. Then again, all of your stories are my favourites. *Shrugs*

I don't think it's so much the '- Management' as it is the fact that brevisse managed to make it look so very much like an actual sign at an amusement park. '- Management' was an excellent touch though.