I'm envisioning her department saying, "One of us has to cover this Harry Potter in Vegas thing." "Who here has the most experience?" "I haven't read 'em." "Me neither." "My kid has, but I haven't." "Eh, I read the first one." "Okay, Carole's got the most experience. You go."

The names thing--yeah, if that's the case, I understand the unhappiness. And am less inclined to be gracious if so.